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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > in which illegal carrot awkwardly flirts with me through irc
 
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Ape Fist

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
(10:20:48 AM) synGuest979: hey ApeFirst dude what's up
(10:20:54 AM) synGuest979: I haven;t seen you post in a while
(10:21:00 AM) synGuest979: where you been man?
(10:21:05 AM) ApeFist: synGuest979:
(10:21:45 AM) ApeFist: ive been here
(10:21:47 AM) ApeFist: why
(10:22:29 AM) synGuest979: oh
(10:22:37 AM) ApeFist: lol
(10:22:46 AM) synGuest979: I just remember that a week or so ago I posted a thread asking where you were
(10:22:50 AM) synGuest979: cvasue I hadn;t see you in a while
(10:23:10 AM) ApeFist: i didnt see it. i dont find the forum as funny as the irdc.
(10:23:12 AM) ApeFist: irc *
(10:35:04 AM) synGuest979: ah lame
(10:35:10 AM) synGuest979: I like your av dude

* # ? Jul 29, 2014 11:51
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 15:11
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literally this big



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
glad you're back :)

* # ? Jul 29, 2014 12:00
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literally this big



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

* # ? Jul 29, 2014 12:00
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alnilam

 Ap fist i love your av and title combo
Am o hitting on you

* # ? Jul 29, 2014 14:24
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literally this big



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

alnilam posted:

Ap fist i love your av and title combo
Am o hitting on you

back off he's mine

* # ? Jul 29, 2014 14:35
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google THIS

Ape Fist posted:

(10:20:48 AM) synGuest979: hey ApeFirst dude what's up
(10:20:54 AM) synGuest979: I haven;t seen you post in a while
(10:21:00 AM) synGuest979: where you been man?
(10:21:05 AM) ApeFist: synGuest979:
(10:21:45 AM) ApeFist: ive been here
(10:21:47 AM) ApeFist: why
(10:22:29 AM) synGuest979: oh
(10:22:37 AM) ApeFist: lol
(10:22:46 AM) synGuest979: I just remember that a week or so ago I posted a thread asking where you were
(10:22:50 AM) synGuest979: cvasue I hadn;t see you in a while
(10:23:10 AM) ApeFist: i didnt see it. i dont find the forum as funny as the irdc.
(10:23:12 AM) ApeFist: irc *
(10:35:04 AM) synGuest979: ah lame
(10:35:10 AM) synGuest979: I like your av dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j3okb3kuts

* # ? Jul 29, 2014 14:37
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GEExCEE

 i like ur av dude

* # ? Jul 29, 2014 15:20
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A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Ape Fist posted:

(10:20:48 AM) synGuest979: hey ApeFirst dude what's up
(10:20:54 AM) synGuest979: I haven;t seen you post in a while
(10:21:00 AM) synGuest979: where you been man?
(10:21:05 AM) ApeFist: synGuest979:
(10:21:45 AM) ApeFist: ive been here
(10:21:47 AM) ApeFist: why
(10:22:29 AM) synGuest979: oh
(10:22:37 AM) ApeFist: lol
(10:22:46 AM) synGuest979: I just remember that a week or so ago I posted a thread asking where you were
(10:22:50 AM) synGuest979: cvasue I hadn;t see you in a while
(10:23:10 AM) ApeFist: i didnt see it. i dont find the forum as funny as the irdc.
(10:23:12 AM) ApeFist: irc *
(10:35:04 AM) synGuest979: ah lame
(10:35:10 AM) synGuest979: I like your av dude


GEExCEE posted:

i like ur av dude


alnilam posted:

Ap fist i love your av and title combo
Am o hitting on you


Illegal Carrot posted:

glad you're back :)
* # ? Jul 29, 2014 15:32
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Ape Fist

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Illegal Carrot posted:
* # ? Jul 29, 2014 16:19
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WhenInRome
 do u want to have sex

* # ? Jul 29, 2014 16:27
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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
ape fist i like your av and your postings and can i finger your butthole

* # ? Jul 29, 2014 16:29
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Ape Fist

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
stop trying to gently caress me i dont like being sexualized at all

* # ? Jul 29, 2014 16:39
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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
ape fist, haven't see you post much
if you know what I mean

* # ? Jul 29, 2014 16:49
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ron color
 the 1 where you wish titatium balls on someone, was really good

* # ? Jul 29, 2014 16:52
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Machai

 post my neg hole

* # ? Jul 29, 2014 17:51
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 15:11
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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
if only illegal carrot had read the no homo thrread

* # ? Jul 29, 2014 17:52
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