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I'll take you to tgif and then we can catch the new Hercules movie.
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- drilldo squirt
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Later we will walk around a public park and smoke weed while talking about video games.
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Jul 29, 2014 13:45
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If all goes well I'll take you back to my place and I'll show you my cat and skyrim save.
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Jul 29, 2014 13:45
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this honestly sounds better than the last two dates i was on.
call me.
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Jul 29, 2014 13:47
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This isn't true smeegle I have alot of friends!
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Jul 29, 2014 13:49
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After demonstrating some of the more romantic dragon roars I will call you a cab and go to bed. It will be ten pm.
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Jul 29, 2014 13:52
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- drilldo squirt
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In exactly one week I will text you the word whats up and wait for you to respond.
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Jul 29, 2014 13:53
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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This sounds pretty perfect. I really want to see this cat, and no expectation of putting out.
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Jul 29, 2014 17:51
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cool
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Jul 29, 2014 17:53
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sorry, I have to wash my hair that day
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Jul 29, 2014 17:54
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I am a congenital optimist.
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drilldo i will go on this date
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Jul 29, 2014 17:59
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This sounds pretty perfect. I really want to see this cat, and no expectation of putting out.
I may or may not make passive aggressive posts about you not putting out anyway.
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Jul 29, 2014 19:25
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Also I may downgrade the whatsup to a terse hey.
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Jul 29, 2014 19:26
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a fantasy of olives
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would we be smoking your weed in the public park or do i have to bring my own
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Jul 29, 2014 19:29
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I'd prefer a mixed bowl.
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Jul 29, 2014 19:31
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ill pass then
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Jul 29, 2014 20:06
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You're not gay enough for me.
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Jul 29, 2014 22:11
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by XyloJW
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if you arent planning on spoiling me this is p much going to be a waste of both of our time hombré
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Jul 29, 2014 22:52
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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i can confirm that the cat has already been eaten
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Jul 29, 2014 22:56
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Are we going dutch on the Fridays?
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Jul 29, 2014 22:58
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Are we going dutch on the Fridays?
if he wants halvsies on the bowl you think hes paying for your appies?
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Jul 29, 2014 23:00
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really lettin me down here. he better not be expecting me to put out
this has been established
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Jul 29, 2014 23:07
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if he wants halvsies on the bowl you think hes paying for your appies?
I'll only go if we split the bill after playfully arguing over who gets to pay it, for around 10 seconds. Because it's the 21st century.
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Jul 29, 2014 23:10
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a copy of this thread should be stickied in E/N and linked to everyone someone posts a "how do I meet women???? how does dating work"
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Jul 29, 2014 23:23
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byob loves to hate him... but what how will they react when they're asked to date him?? *cut to close up of horrified looking girl. spring sound effect plays* find out tonight on "Who wants to go on a date with the drillster"
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Jul 29, 2014 23:25
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meet tonight's suitor, illegal carrot. illegal carrot is a 29 year old gay man from california who loves anime and marijuana. will he and drilldo hit it off? or will a nice evening out come to blows? *cut to close up of illegal carrot looking mad. sound effect of breaking glass plays*
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Jul 29, 2014 23:29
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byob loves to hate him... but what how will they react when they're asked to date him?? *cut to close up of horrified looking girl. spring sound effect plays* find out tonight on "Who wants to go on a date with the drillster"
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Jul 29, 2014 23:33
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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I wish all my dates were like this, all layed out from dinner to when and what the follow up text was. You would know if you should shave, bring money whatever. Change lives man.
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Jul 29, 2014 23:36
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I wish all my dates were like this, all layed out from dinner to when and what the follow up text was. You would know if you should shave, bring money whatever. Change lives man.
Just a heads up, ladies: you should never shave for me. I don't give a crap.
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Jul 29, 2014 23:44
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I had a wonderful time on my date with drilldo squirt, I hope all of you do as well.
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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I would absolutely watch a TV show where every poster in BYOB goes on a date with drilldo, one episode per date.
I actually would also. I would be waiting all episode for everyone to do some catch phrase thing. "He would so say that"
would love the rose ceremony most, because of the fits people would have. I'm not excluded
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