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PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

stand your ground! and move for a better shot, if necessary!

zimmerman was questioned near a gun store where he told police he worked as a security guard, but the owner says he's lying. is zimmerman hoping the criminals will return so he can kill again?

quote:

DELAND --
Was George Zimmerman really hired to patrol a Volusia County business where he was questioned by police over the weekend?
The manager of Pompano Pat's, a motorcycle and gun store in DeLand, said Tuesday that Zimmerman was never hired to provide security, despite Zimmerman's claims to DeLand police.

Store owner Pat Johnson says he's getting death threats because of Zimmerman's claim, and it's not the first time. Last year, Johnson received threats after offering to replace Zimmerman's gun shortly after Zimmerman was acquitted of murder in the 2012 shooting death of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin in Sanford.
According to a police report, two officers spotted a suspicious, dark-colored truck parked behind Pompano Pat's early Sunday, shortly after midnight. The truck turned out to be Zimmerman's, who was in the vehicle with his dog.
Zimmerman told the officers he had permission to be there from the store's owner to provide security and keep an eye on the business after a recent burglary. The officers attempted to confirm that, but said they could not reach the owner.
Police didn't cite Zimmerman, noting there was no evidence that a crime had occurred by Zimmerman being there.
After the police report was released, Pompano Pat's manager Sam Port told The Associated Press in a phone interview Tuesday that Zimmerman "in no way, shape or form" is employed by the store.

"He's not being paid to be act as a security officer or in any other way for Pompano Pat's," Porter said. He did, however, confirm a burglar at the store two weeks ago, when 10 rifles were stolen from the shop.

Porter said the store beefed up internal store security, but did not hire anyone to patrol the storefront after hours.

http://www.mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2014/7/29/george_zimmerman_job.html

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:03

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 08:52

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

he was making sure no was lurking around with skittles or arizona ice tea

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:06

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Can't keep a zimmerman down

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:06

GET MY BELT SON: Sep 26, 2007

good I'm bored

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:07

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

Daedra posted:

he was making sure no was lurking around with skittles or arizona ice tea

i bet he keeps some in his truck to plant on the body

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:08

bigzak: Aug 15, 2003

zimmerman doing more work than real cops

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:08

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

cant gun ban the zim man

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:08

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

GET MY BELT SON posted:

good I'm bored

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:08

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

I'm pretty sure he'd kill another black kid, given the opportunity.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:10

DaveWoo: Aug 14, 2004; Fun Shoe

geez, you shoot one kid, and suddenly people think you're a safety risk

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:10

Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

I'm going to gently caress george zimmerman.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:10

Fetus Tree: Feb 2, 2003; Can't post for 2 years!

DaveWoo posted:

geez, you shoot one kid, and suddenly people think you're a safety risk

actually they dont

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:10

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Fetus Tree posted:

actually they dont

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:11

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Fetus Tree posted:

actually they dont

remember when he got popped for speeding in texas and the exchange between him and the officer was like

"sir do you know how fast you we-"
"IM GEORGE ZIMMERMAN"
"okay but"
"I HAVE A GUN"

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:12

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

guys he's just looking for the real killer

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:12

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

VectorSigma posted:

guys he's just looking for the real killer

He should check out the golf courses. That's were OJ was looking!

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:15

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

wouldnt it be hilarious if he killed another black kid and went to trial again and was acquitted again

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:17

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

i hope he goes into private investigation. george zimmerman, dangerous retard for hire.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:19

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Real Talk I can't wait until he gets shot in an ironic case of someone else standing their ground because he keeps loving stalking people.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:20

TacticalUrbanHomo: Aug 17, 2011; by Lowtax

Parallax Scroll posted:

wouldnt it be hilarious if he killed another black kid and went to trial again and was acquitted again

yes

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:21

D Lambent: Jul 28, 2014

I'm still sad that Zim never got the poo poo kicked out of him by DMX or The Game. So disappointing that the boxing match never happened.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:23

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

someone photoshop a zim zam onto a copy of menace 2 society please. and trayvon onto a copy of boys in the hood

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:23

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

I'd rather he shot the lily white football playing son of a good ole southern boy while son is wearing a hoodie and therefore "dressing black"

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:24

porkchop_express: May 27, 2004

CANT FLIM FLAM THE ZIM ZAM

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:26

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

paranoid randroid posted:

remember when he got popped for speeding in texas and the exchange between him and the officer was like

"sir do you know how fast you we-"
"IM GEORGE ZIMMERMAN"
"okay but"
"I HAVE A GUN"

George Zoomerman teaches traffic safety.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:27

Corey Plumper: Nov 22, 2008

Parallax Scroll posted:

wouldnt it be hilarious if he killed another black kid and went to trial again and was acquitted again

Thats my dream

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:27

Ill Peripheral: Jun 29, 2008

Frostwerks posted:

cant gun ban the zim man

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:31

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

exquisite tea posted:

George Zoomerman teaches traffic safety.

concealed carry classes

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:32

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

a zimmerman shooting a black kid in the face forever

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:32

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

for real there is an antique place nearby that teaches concealed carry and has wine tasting, two great tastes that go great together.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:33

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

paranoid randroid posted:

remember when he got popped for speeding in texas and the exchange between him and the officer was like

"sir do you know how fast you we-"
"IM GEORGE ZIMMERMAN"
"okay but"
"I HAVE A GUN"

I think that is what you are supposed to say if you get pulled over and you have a (legal) gun.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:34

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Frostwerks posted:

for real there is an antique place nearby that teaches concealed carry and has wine tasting, two great tastes that go great together.

how hard cand concealed carry be? Just wear a slightly big jacket

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:35

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

how hard cand concealed carry be? Just wear a slightly big jacket

i pull (lol) a goatse. shove that piece in their butt first. call it rear end to rear end. then i blow it out my rear end.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:36

banned from Starbucks: Jul 18, 2004

Parallax Scroll posted:

wouldnt it be hilarious if he killed another black kid and went to trial again and was acquitted again

george zimmerman saves the streets of chicago charles bronson style

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:37

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

withak posted:

I think that is what you are supposed to say if you get pulled over and you have a (legal) gun.

say, not scream. generally speaking if people start screaming they have a gun i suggest making peace with your higher power

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:37

...of SCIENCE!: Apr 26, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

Propaganda Hour posted:

Can't keep a zimmerman down

you can't simmer the zimmer

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:38

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

every time zimmy shoots a kid, a lawyer gets his ~~wings~~ yacht

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:42

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

It's almost as if he's a dangerous sociopath with a long history of instability and wanting be in a position of authority over others who was, unsurprisingly in Florida, allowed to get away with the murder of a teenager.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:43

Blazing Ownager: Jun 2, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

quote:

Pompano Pat's, a motorcycle and gun

A motorcycle and gun store? That sounds like something that belongs in a Saint's Row game, not real life.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:45

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 08:52

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

Crow_Rodeo posted:

It's almost as if he's a dangerous sociopath with a long history of instability and wanting be in a position of authority over others who was, unsurprisingly in Florida, allowed to get away with the murder of a teenager.

a lot of people overlook that he's also a painter

# ? Jul 30, 2014 03:46

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