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and he starts like purring and wanting attention and playing with me. I gave him some food and left him a blanket on the porch, but like he wants to come inside and stuff and is waiting for me on the porch. IDK what to do but it's very :3 |
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dont let him in. one time, i let a cat into my house, and he came back with all his dirty cat friends. now they won't leave, they eat all my food, and smoke in my bedroom. |
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Jul 30, 2014 05:00
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my manic depressive friend gave a cat a key to my house and my pin number |
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Jul 30, 2014 05:07
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no good deed goes unpunished op, remember that *drifting away, ghost voice* reeemeeeeemberrrrr |
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Jul 30, 2014 05:08
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if you kiss it on its cat lips, it might just be the prince youve been looking for your whole life  e: like, transformed by a curse or w/e. be sure before you make out with a cat |
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Jul 30, 2014 05:15
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take a pic of the lil cat |
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Jul 30, 2014 05:20
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I think this means youve leveled up |
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Jul 30, 2014 05:22
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post pics of the cat so we can determine if its worthy to take over your house |
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Jul 30, 2014 05:24
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You own the cat now. Feed the cat and give it a little cat bed |
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Jul 30, 2014 05:25
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if hes trying to get in the house then he probably lived in a house before and now doesnt for some reason picture like some little old lady dying in her living room of old people diseases and her last hope is for someone to give her precious cat a good home. thats on you now bro |
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Jul 30, 2014 05:28
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if you dont keep it, you hate old ladies |
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Jul 30, 2014 05:29
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this poo poo is why there's a second amendment |
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Jul 30, 2014 05:30
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I Dunno posted:take a pic of the lil cat how are there no pictures yet? |
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Jul 30, 2014 05:56
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FluffieDuckie posted:how are there no pictures yet? the cat is a lie! |
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Jul 30, 2014 05:57
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Name it butternut |
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Jul 30, 2014 05:57
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FluffieDuckie posted:how are there no pictures yet? it's too dark outside. |
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Jul 30, 2014 06:02
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:You own the cat now. Feed the cat and give it a little cat bed I did this |
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Jul 30, 2014 06:02
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Illegal Carrot posted:it's too dark outside. why is the cat still outside? |
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Jul 30, 2014 06:02
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Illegal Carrot posted:I did this good. cats deserve food and beds |
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Jul 30, 2014 06:04
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zombie303 posted:why is the cat still outside? |
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Jul 30, 2014 06:04
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Name it Mac N. Cheese |
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Jul 30, 2014 06:08
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all cats are named Catherine or cat for short, all dogs are named Douglas or dog for short good job on your Catherine |
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Jul 30, 2014 06:31
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zombie303 posted:why is the cat still outside? it could have fleas, or the radies |
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Jul 30, 2014 06:48
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Illegal Carrot posted:it could have fleas, or the radies do you have a pet monkey? it will eat any parasites that may be in the fur. |
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Jul 30, 2014 06:49
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Cosmic Charlie posted:Name it Mac N. Cheese i am starting a list of names for cats. here is the first cat name. it is "puddy dumplins" the second name is "scheming me-me" and the thrid name is "grumple wumpkins". the fourth name is "woozy pawsies" i hope you like my list. fourth name: "turnup". a bold new name enters: "smucky". thats teh 7th nam. first "sausage paddy" then its "lumpanoodle". the 8th name is "sandy paws" which is next. a bit of a guest, "wootiebabeh" courtesy of movign shadow. the next name "little munchkin", whos best friends with "grumple wumpkins", but then after that its the name "sneezle", then finally a split: "putzy" and "old man jenkins". if it was "ghargle" now its "stretchy stroodle". further on the list: "fluffer muffle" and his sister "little fluffy muffy". a pair to consider from wiley lylely: one is "tommy katkins", and another is "fuzzy fluffystuff". also the long awaited "sour patches". new: "sally basket" newer: "precious pumpkin" and his brother "pokey pauly." also a distant cousin: "cookie bootie". pumpkin's best friend is "lily lafay" and cookie's is "crusty" but pokey doesnt have any friends besides his brother. all abotu trout knows all about "snuggy bumpkin". i like "shugar raindrop" too. have you ever heard of a cat named "poodle" well now you have. my friend "uncle wrinkles". Fucktard idiot thinks that "pirate prentice" would be a good name for a cat. next "gooey gumdrop". and "boopsie doodoo". leg sez "mr scruffles", breese sez "TUrkey", and i agree. and i just thought of "sloppy appleasause". grover sugested "tremendous dickhead!" but awkpwas likes "moopsy doodle." "windy sprite" is pretty good but "tickley tum-tum" might be the best one yet. "serious norman" may be a rather noble foe but "squirmy wormy" is "snot". "looky", "lucky", "lackey", and "licky" are triplets and also all best friends at the same time. meat the funny feelers, who feel funny: "funnyfeely" and "funnyfeeleroo". next up is your favourite, number 38, "the little pickle theif". booof likes "stack pluckins" and wolf puppy humbly suggest "mewbert" but i think hes maybe a spy so if it turns out he is just ignore this itme on the cat list. twisty appreciates "Leopold Twinkleberry"... so there. for fans of "The Wire", there's now "Bunny Cuddlin'". micy likes "moldy cups" and so do i. introducing: "crandall" from beowolf lagrange; good. from chobes, "mr rubbybelly"; good. "sootikin" is considered by some to be a rather nice name for a cat. if youd like, a cats name maybe will be Yoshy moma . What do I think of "pippin purr" as a name for a cat? "Great". I think if acaring girl had a cat she might just shorten it to "pippy," though. "pupple" i think another good name for a cat would be "Purple." another a good name for a cat is "wikipe-tama" [tama is a common name for a cat in japan - lyle] |
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sorry for fyad in byob i dont even read fyad anymore i just think its funny poo poo and saved it on notepad |
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Jul 30, 2014 07:01
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it's probably having a wild trip on catnip and needed a safe space to calm down and freak out in comfort for a minute. good on you for trip sittin' that cat. |
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om nom nom posted:i am starting a list of names for cats. here is the first cat name. it is "puddy dumplins" the second name is Thats a fine list for the naming of cats |
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om nom nom posted:sorry for fyad in byob i dont even read fyad anymore i just think its funny poo poo and saved it on notepad It's ok, fyad is funny. |
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i am he posted:It's ok, fyad is funny. it makes me wonder, though. i havent read fyad in month and have sigs off regardless. is it even relevent, could i have gotten away with it, if i hadnt mentioned fyad |
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Illegal Carrot posted:and he starts like purring and wanting attention and playing with me. I gave him some food and left him a blanket on the porch, but like he wants to come inside and stuff and is waiting for me on the porch. IDK what to do but it's very :3 You've got to kick that cat out right now. If you want to help cats go volunteer at the cat shelter. Trust me, cats will exploit any help you give them. Once they learn that you are a source of food and shelter, they'll just keep coming back and keep coming back, you won't be able to give enough and if you start to refuse they'll punish you for it. Used needles all over the place, vandalism, urinating on your house. If you want to help cats, do it in a safe manner that protects your personal property. (edit: I'm joking, keep your cute cat.) |
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Dennis Rasmussen posted:You've got to kick that cat out right now. If you want to help cats go volunteer at the cat shelter. Trust me, cats will exploit any help you give them. Once they learn that you are a source of food and shelter, they'll just keep coming back and keep coming back, you won't be able to give enough and if you start to refuse they'll punish you for it. Used needles all over the place, vandalism, urinating on your house. If you want to help cats, do it in a safe manner that protects your personal property. (edit: I'm joking, keep your cute cat.) dude I'm too high for this poo poo your post almost made me have a heart attack |
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I have carefully studied every possibility and outcome and weighted all the consequences that your choice could have on- aww look at its face befriend the catte. 
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Jul 30, 2014 09:54
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its a little known fact that the quickest way to a cats heart is through food and pretending that its the boss |
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spray the cat with water op |
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