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In an article about 5 Childhood-Ruining Appearances from Famous Characters they bring up Tintin's shittiness to animals like the one time Tintin killed and skinned a monkey for a disguise.Cracked posted:Oh, and note that, not one page later, Tintin is having a conversation with another monkey. He killed an intelligent being with a family and friends. poo poo, even Tintin's freaking dog can talk in this comic -- the implication being that all animals can.
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Jul 30, 2014 08:42
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hmm.. yes.. interesting
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Jul 30, 2014 08:43
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i am really glad that this is a thread that i can post in
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Jul 30, 2014 08:44
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Can't believe they effed with your childhood like that.
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Jul 30, 2014 08:47
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Not sure I follow. I'm familiar with Tintin but I don't see him in that picture also Tintin was a cartoon?
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Jul 30, 2014 08:53
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Yawn
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Jul 30, 2014 08:55
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Did the guy that runs Cracked write a book or something? I heard he maybe wrote a book. He doesn't really mention it that often if he did.
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Jul 30, 2014 08:58
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I liked the bit about Winnie the Pooh being an absolute poo poo to everyone
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Jul 30, 2014 09:08
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i am also, a cracked.com reader like others in this thread. i therefore think this thread is a great, and wonderful contribution to the forums.
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Jul 30, 2014 09:10
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katlington posted:Not sure I follow. I'm familiar with Tintin but I don't see him in that picture also Tintin was a cartoon? Tintin is in the monkey suit waving. Cracked thinks the black guy is a monkey too.
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Jul 30, 2014 09:13
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i hated cracked magazine, mad magazine was a lot better one of the guys from cracked used to write for a different site. i can't remember what it was now but i used to read it a lot. david wong or whatever
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Jul 30, 2014 09:14
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Like imagine if Steven King changed his name to Carrie King or Carrie Carrie and his Twitter handle to @carriebook and edited his own wiki page to talk about Carrie and things that happened in Carrie and the film version of Carrie. Also, imagine that Carrie had been his only book and it had been derivative poo poo.
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Jul 30, 2014 09:17
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are you talking about john dies at the end because it was okay
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Jul 30, 2014 09:19
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I was on the Cracked forums once and it was mentioned like every page. I was like "shut up about the loving book you fucks" - I actually said that out loud to my screen.
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Jul 30, 2014 09:20
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Kirk Johnson posted:Like imagine if Steven King changed his name to Carrie King or Carrie Carrie and his Twitter handle to @carriebook and edited his own wiki page to talk about Carrie and things that happened in Carrie and the film version of Carrie. Also, imagine that Carrie had been his only book and it had been derivative poo poo. why should I?
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Jul 30, 2014 09:48
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A lot of the time the pictures are separate from the text, you really need to read the caption where it says "And in the strip, they all sound more articulate than any black person he encounters."
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Jul 30, 2014 13:50
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why is cracked so obsessed with counting things are they autismal?
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Jul 30, 2014 13:55
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I used to read Cracked but I got bored with the endless lists and lovely writing. Their youtube videos are pretty terrible too.
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Jul 30, 2014 13:56
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Jul 30, 2014 13:57
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Jul 30, 2014 13:58
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tbf I probably couldn't tell the diff betweena belgian and monkey
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Jul 30, 2014 13:58
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oh good I was think rin tintin
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Jul 30, 2014 13:58
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i named my first pet after tin tins dog
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Jul 30, 2014 13:59
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lonesomedwarf posted:i hated cracked magazine, mad magazine was a lot better apparently david wong isnt eve nhis real name and its actually just some white guy. kind of bullshit imo
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Jul 30, 2014 14:12
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Seanbaby was the only good part of cracked and now he's writing for some other site, so gently caress cracked.
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Jul 30, 2014 14:21
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david wrong
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Jul 30, 2014 14:26
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lowis tax
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Jul 30, 2014 14:46
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Kirk Johnson posted:Did the guy that runs Cracked write a book or something? I heard he maybe wrote a book. He doesn't really mention it that often if he did. It was aright for the first part then he had absolutely no idea where he was going with the plot, choked, and it turned into absolute bollocks.
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Jul 30, 2014 15:08
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who the heck is tintin anyway i'm not french so i dont know
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Jul 30, 2014 15:11
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homeless snail posted:who the heck is tintin anyway i'm not french so i dont know imagine indiana jones if he was an underage reporter, sallah was a drunkard sea captain, and charles de gaulle considered him his archrival
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Jul 30, 2014 15:12
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 hey have you heard of a book called john dies at the end well there's a book called john dies at the end and i wrote the book john dies at the end
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Jul 30, 2014 15:15
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They also have a subforum on their forum dedicated to the book.
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Jul 30, 2014 15:16
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learnincurve posted:It was alright for the first part then he had absolutely no idea where he was going with the plot, choked, and it turned into absolute bollocks. 'John Dies at the End' started as a short story, which was later added to and added to in an unplanned way, so you can sort of excuse it being episodic and full of loose ends. In the sequel, 'This Book is Full of Spiders' however, he's clearly made an effort to write a coherent plot from several perspectives, which he fails miserably at. (I'm just bitter, 'cos I've just wasted several hours of my life reading that pile of poo poo, aszuming it'll get good at some point. It never does.)
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Jul 30, 2014 15:17
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i like it how it says like "this happened in a dream and it coincided with a loud bang but how did your brain know that was going to happen" because that happened to me once in the dream i was climbing these stairs around a tower and when i got to the top an alien came out of the door and the noise it made was the noise of my friend at the time sticking his finger in a pedestal fan. this was when i was a kid, i was sleeping over at his house. for a while i was like "WOW HOW DID I KNOW THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN" but then i thought that it was probably because dreams aren't as linear as you remember them when you wake up but it was still cool to read that. edit: this was in the book i couldn't be hosed looking up the line
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Jul 30, 2014 15:20
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what happens to john at the end of the book? I was always curious.
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Jul 30, 2014 15:24
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ladyboy pancake posted:what happens to john at the end of the book? I was always curious. he learns 7 crazy lessons about the world we live in
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Jul 30, 2014 15:27
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ladyboy pancake posted:what happens to john at the end of the book? I was always curious. he doesn't die. mods knew
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Jul 30, 2014 15:27
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Heartbroken 2Twice posted:he learns 7 crazy lessons about the world we live in
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Jul 30, 2014 15:31
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ladyboy pancake posted:what happens to john at the end of the book? I was always curious. He goes to work in the twin towers.
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