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"Why walk when you can ride?" - You can say this from inside a car to a girl who is walking
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 14:49 |
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I've got balls of steel.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 14:52 |
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"It's-a me, Mario!" - A good way of introducing yourself if your name is Mario
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 14:53 |
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after a girl has broken up with her previous boyfriend, run into the room and shout "H-H-HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!"
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:02 |
"You have a cute butt!" - Solid Snake
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:02 |
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"I was just looking at it and suddenly got this irresistable urge to get inside. No not an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here: in the box" -Solid Snake
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:25 |
whoa! all right! radical!
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:34 |
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Waluigi time
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:35 |
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my life for aiur!! or maybe some duke nukem "wanna dance???"
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:36 |
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I'm your prom date, you ugly sack of poo poo.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 15:42 |
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It's dangerous to go alone. Take this! Offering high five to a woman in a bar or at a party or night club. Bonus high CHA option if you make the fanfare with your mouth.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:18 |
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"a man chooses, a slave obeys. OBEY."
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:28 |
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You no mess with the lo wang!
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 17:09 |
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A spec warrior: One who gives a gently caress. That's me. Whether I'm prowling or growling or going full loving Faulkner with lots of sound and fury, you cannot miss. I get the job done, and today that means flying under the radar into North Korea. The brass running this op is a dip-dunk desk-jockey named Admiral Travis Peyton. He tells me the mission is beyond classified, so I'm running a skeleton crew. Minimum footprint, maximum impact. SOP for assholes like me. I trained these men in the SEAL program and they've saved my ugly rear end more than once. They're dirtbags and hard motherfuckers. When I'm staring death in the face, it's them I want watching my six. A mole inside the North Korean regime has intel on a munitions factory producing a new breed of missiles. My orders are to make contact and recon the factory. The brass is calling it a simple op, a typical snoop n poop. One thing I learned is that there's a thin line between a simple op and a total goat gently caress.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 17:17 |
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"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!" That's why they should date me instead.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 17:31 |
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I'll sell you a crowbar for a dollar! - from the hit game Kingpin
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 18:01 |
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I said come in! Don't stand there!
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 18:09 |
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Basically anything Godot says, that will get you TONS of pussy.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 18:10 |
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"you shot JFK!" - when the girl has just shot someone with the initials JFK
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 18:12 |
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Where does it hurt?
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 18:16 |
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"My hands are all messed up so you better drive homey."
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 18:18 |
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Anything Bain says about drills
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 18:21 |
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"Did you extractor trick because you're 11/10" - Winks, my SC2 Zeezer Bro
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 18:23 |
PLZ UNINSTALL AND KILL YOURSELF IRL - my dota homeboys
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 18:31 |
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(i'm going to) "gently caress YOU!" - Donte, the Demonslayer from DmC: Devil May Cry
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 18:34 |
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I already not here.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 18:46 |
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Radio noises. Okay. Drop that retard.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 18:47 |
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get out of here stalker
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 19:07 |
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YOU BITCH! - The Prince of Persia
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 19:58 |
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has a few side-effects though
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:12 |
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in the pipe five by five
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:12 |
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"John Romero's about to make you his bitch" - John Romero to some dude in prison
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:15 |
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I take the Gordon free,an approach, op. ladies like a little mystery
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:16 |
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ungh ungh ungh -doomguy tapping space trying to find the secret entrance
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:21 |
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big duck equals goose posted:"John Romero's about to make you his bitch" - John Romero to some dude in prison
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:25 |
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i have the bigger dick
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:31 |
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big duck equals goose posted:"John Romero's about to make you his bitch" - John Romero to some dude in prison you forgot "suck it down"
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:42 |
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stay awhile and listen!
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:44 |
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Get over here!
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:48 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 11:44 |
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FrumpleOrz posted:Get over here! finish her!
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:49 |