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The food? Sucks, fuckin sucks. I'm sick of these fancy try hard bullshit meals (capers? seriously?). What happened to hamburger helper??
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As it turns out, there is golf in heaven, but its still boring as gently caress !!
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Jul 30, 2014 22:00
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I've heard that in hell, they get to listen to metal, while I'm stuck with this Jimmy Buffet bullshit 24/7.
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Jul 30, 2014 22:01
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purgatory is like being drunk on whiskey and you cant cum
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Jul 30, 2014 22:02
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I've heard that in hell, they get to listen to metal, while I'm stuck with this Jimmy Buffet bullshit 24/7.
They also have all the drugs, booze and sex.
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Jul 30, 2014 22:09
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They also have all the drugs, booze and sex.
Oh, we have plenty of that here in heaven. But, we only have cocaine, IPAs, and reverse cowgirl sex.
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Jul 30, 2014 22:11
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Everyone here is very smart, because we're forced to play Lumosity every day.
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Jul 30, 2014 22:14
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God is malevolent, that's why he lets so many people into heaven, because he wants them to only be able eat organic food, and not be able to play foosball with their friends.
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Jul 30, 2014 22:28
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Jul 30, 2014 22:39
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Sign of evil.
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are you nancy drew?
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Jul 30, 2014 22:42
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jesus [overly enthusiastically]: Hey buddy! What a nice day huh? Man its a good day to be alive!
me: uh huh, ya, its sure nice. same as yesterday pretty much, *nervous laugh*
jesus: HA! Looks like somebody's gotta case of the WEDNESDAYS!
me: shut the gently caress up!!
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Jul 30, 2014 22:50
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There's a shortage of chairs.
-~=QUOTE THIS POST IF YOU GET THE REFERENCE=~-
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Jul 30, 2014 23:25
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in heaven the only music you can listen to is side 1 of my war by black flag, while in hell the only music you can listen to is side 2
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Jul 31, 2014 00:24
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they have pizza here, at least, but its the california kitchen bullshit. gimme the red baron french bread pizza any day over this hippie crap.
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Jul 31, 2014 00:51
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they have iced tea fountains that never run out, in heaven, but its the kind w/o sugar
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Jul 31, 2014 00:52
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lmao if you dont love heaven
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Jul 31, 2014 00:53
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Everyone is given a car in heaven, which is nice. But they're the solid, dependable kind, like a Toyota, and you aren't allowed to install any body-mods on them.
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Jul 31, 2014 01:07
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when i die gently caress it i wanna go to hell, cuz i'm a piece of poo poo it ain't hard to fuckin tell
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Jul 31, 2014 01:33
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i used to want to go to hell, but did you know it's +40 on a good day there ? yowch !
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Jul 31, 2014 01:34
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Oh, we have plenty of that here in heaven. But, we only have cocaine, IPAs, and reverse cowgirl sex.
im going to heaven
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Jul 31, 2014 01:34
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i tried to livestream a reverse saw trivia game with pills but jesus kept getting all the answers right and making me not take any pills. also the only pills here are cough drops
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Jul 31, 2014 02:04
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I bet heaven doesn't even have anime.
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Jul 31, 2014 02:40
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in heaven they serve gin in hell they serve rye
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