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1. The old mustard trick - just apply some mustard around your cat's rectum and look at the old furball go!
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:42 |
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:44 |
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Be nice and gently pet your cat. Tell her how much you love her in a soft voice. Buy her cute cat hoodies. Feed her Blue Mountain and rare steak bits. Treat your cat like a princess. ----------------
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:46 |
a sliver of peeled ginger inserted into the anus is a quick and easy way to perk up your cat or depressed, polyamorous roommate
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:47 |
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the secret to spicing up your cat: paprika.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:48 |
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2. The anal fluid cannon - grab your cat from all four legs and start pumping in peoples faces! Fun times will be had.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:48 |
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Grab some tape, rip off a 3" piece, and dip half of the tape in some Tarragon. Apply the un-Tarragoned portion of the clear tape to your cats tail. Enjoy.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:50 |
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If your cat is sunbathing, you should leave her be. Shes slowly recharging her adorableness battery.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:51 |
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what does mustard on a cat's rear end in a top hat do anyways? will it run around or does it get diarrhea or turn into a dog or what
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:52 |
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Stop doing things to your cat's rear end in a top hat or neighbors will call the police
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:52 |
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orange sauce and msg. let the tray sit for a few hours in a hot water bath. enjoy!
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:53 |
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Is your cat yawning? You should gently place your finger in her mouth mid yawn. Its a wonderful bonding moment.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:53 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Is your cat yawning? You should gently place your finger in her mouth mid yawn. Its a wonderful bonding moment. This but with my penis, which I have written "The Patriarch" on, in sharpie.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:55 |
cat in heat? spray axe "arctic blast" body spray onto her until she cools down.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:55 |
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3. Don't feed your cat for a few days. Then when you get the chow you're ready for the sweet omnomnom youtube gold. A good idea is to mix this with #1 for maximum nomnoms.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:55 |
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Put a lil sombrero on his head while he sleeps (which is what they're known for anyway!). If he snaps at you while you're trying to put it on, exclaim aloud "Dios mio! That's one caliente kitty!" edit: woops misread the thread title
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:57 |
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7. try to cut it's nails with the PediPaws pet nail clipper - your cat will love you forever
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:00 |
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found a dead cat on the road yesterday. got out of my car and was all 'you dead, bro?' it was dead, so I reported it this is NOT a way to spice up your cat
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:01 |
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Carol Pizzamom posted:found a dead cat on the road yesterday. got out of my car and was all 'you dead, bro?' it was dead, so I reported it you should've brought it home to spice up your cat.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:02 |
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Calling all crew Rub a balloon on the carpet and stick it to your cat. It is an adorable, harmless way to spice up your cat. It's a good way to get back at your cat after remembering all the toxo poop you have to scoop from your cat's mustard butt.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:05 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8be8pL0lhw
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:06 |
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Give your cat a bath with hypoallergenic kitty soap. She will love being clean and all cats love swimming. If shes makes you bleed it just means that she loves you.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:07 |
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attach a motor to your office chair, set your cat on it, spin it up and see how fast that pussy can fly it's a literal catapault!
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:11 |
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Gorman Thomas posted:Put a lil sombrero on his head while he sleeps (which is what they're known for anyway!). If he snaps at you while you're trying to put it on, exclaim aloud "Dios mio! That's one caliente kitty!" oh my gato!
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:13 |
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Have you tried rolling down the street, smoking indo; sipping on gin an' juice?
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:14 |
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newsflash those are cartoons not cats
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:14 |
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Munsun posted:newsflash those are cartoons not cats
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:17 |
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poo poo tyrell. Get your stuff together.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:17 |
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feed it boogers
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:18 |
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dress up your cat as an anime and make it fart. bask in the anime cat farts.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:23 |
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Munsun posted:newsflash those are cartoons not cats ~nya ~nya
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:37 |
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When I was in elementary school "that one hosed up kid" stuck a bottle of some sort of spicy sauce on his cats butt and the cat flipped the gently caress out and ran all over and started making GBS threads everywhere and licking its butt and generally being miserable. The cat was spiced up for sure but I'm on the fence of this was a good route to take.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:14 |
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:20 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Is your cat yawning? You should gently place your finger in her mouth mid yawn. Its a wonderful bonding moment. ive done this a lot its hilarious and for whatever reason thats the only time a cat isnt insanely pissed off with your finger in its mouth. I mean for about 5 seconds then it will grab your hand with both arms and squeeze it to its face and go HUFFFFFFFFfffff and attempt to sleep for another 5 seconds
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:25 |
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update: cartoon cats are baller
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:26 |
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try stamping precisely yet firmly on the base of your cats neck
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:27 |
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lol @ the anamay av
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:27 |
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scalded schlong posted:try stamping precisely yet firmly on the base of your cats neck This is only allowed while wearing high heels and being an Asian woman.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:27 |
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I like cats because they kill things for sport
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:30 |
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I spice my cat up by open the garage door a crack and letting them go and play in the garage, play with spiders, chase moths, get some fresh air. Also I spice em up real good with a spray bottle full of water if they scratch my couch!
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