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Ebolas on its way folks, and all we have to defend ourselves from it if we catch it is to drink water non stop until either it passes or you die. So what what will your final hours of Ebola induced internal haemorrhaging be like?
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:45 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 18:05 |
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you first, op
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:45 |
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gently caress your water im drinkin gatorade, ill be unstoppable
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:45 |
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I live in the white part of town. I'll be fine.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:47 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:gently caress your water im drinkin gatorade, ill be unstoppable http://www.brawndo.com/
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:47 |
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geke rowsperg posted:you first, op I will be drinking lots of water to keep myself hydrated and hoping the pain and bleeding out of every orifice we stop soon of course.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:47 |
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Did you know that tampons come in a variety of sizes and can absorb between 8-24 ounces of blood depending on the brand?
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:48 |
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Salt Fish posted:Did you know that tampons come in a variety of sizes and can absorb between 8-24 ounces of blood depending on the brand? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhiBSUsSnr4
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:50 |
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Start your day out right with Ebola cereal!
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 23:39 |
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man I keep putting off my bio warfare suit purchase and I only ever remember when something bad could happen (ie. when the prices skyrocket)
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 23:40 |
time to stock up on ammo
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 23:41 |
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bigzak posted:time to stock up on ammo no you only need one reliable bullet
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 23:41 |
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two or three, just to be extra safe lol
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 23:41 |
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dont worry u cant get it if u never leave the house
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 23:42 |
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goons - the last race on earth
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 23:43 |
time to stock up on soap
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 23:43 |
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ebola apocalypse > zombie apocalypse.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 23:47 |
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Seems like a quick death as far as infectious diseases are concerned. I say bring it on.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 23:48 |
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I plan on living out my final hours on a giant roll of butcher paper, and rolling around gasping and flopping as blood leaks from my eyes, mouth, and butt. The blood smears and rolling will create a daring and provocative piece of art that my family can then sell at Christie's in NYC for $100,000.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 23:51 |
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Post some videos of Ebola stricken victims.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:00 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:Post some videos of Ebola stricken victims. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJJ8AJUn-p4
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:01 |
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1gnoirents posted:goons - the last race on earth guys some survivors are creating a co-op farm down the road In as Supply Side Jesus
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:03 |
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:07 |
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*op ponders how to get a multi page thread* I know, I'll just copy an existing successful thread on page 1 gbs !!!
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:22 |
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*Walks into the thread coughing up liquefied organs* Sup guys?
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:24 |
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It's a shame that we ended racism here so I can't go screaming into a rival tribal area and puke blood all over them.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:27 |
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Al Borland posted:*Walks into the thread coughing up liquefied organs*
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:29 |
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are pets safe?
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:31 |
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e bol a cereal everyday for breakfast e bol a cereal... nvm.. please pretend i posted a good post
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:33 |
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I love cats posted:are pets safe? Yes they may happily feast upon your dead corpse when you die from ebola, so no need to worry. People will find your decayed body due to the small and your animals shall have consumed your mortal husk for their food.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:34 |
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Outbreak was terrifying.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:35 |
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I love cats posted:are pets safe? If you have a cat you should be fine, but an alligator is not a safe pet and it may eat your ebola savaged corpse.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:35 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:Yes they may happily feast upon your dead corpse when you die from ebola, so no need to worry. People will find your decayed body due to the small and your animals shall have consumed your mortal husk for their food. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUzTfTgXF2c
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:36 |
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do we really need two ebola threads
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:36 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:Yes they may happily feast upon your dead corpse when you die from ebola, so no need to worry. People will find your decayed body due to the small and your animals shall have consumed your mortal husk for their food. It sounds exciting.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:37 |
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gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:do we really need two ebola threads Yes one must be the great white protected haven where we all can get treated.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:37 |
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Chris Awful posted:If you have a cat you should be fine, but an alligator is not a safe pet and it may eat your ebola savaged corpse. So, how do I get some ebola? I have the alligator part covered.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:38 |
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gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:do we really need two ebola threads The forums is infected with ebola. Only a matter of time before the sub-forums began to merge as they liquify.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:39 |
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I love cats posted:So, how do I get some ebola? I have the alligator part covered. Best place to capture ebola is in the wild. Go to your local asian restaurant with the poorest health inspection rating posted on their door. You could go to your local university laboratory, but they keep their ebola under lock and key.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:42 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 18:05 |
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Chris Awful posted:Best place to capture ebola is in the wild. Go to your local asian restaurant with the poorest health inspection rating posted on their door. You could go to your local university laboratory, but they keep their ebola under lock and key. I am more likely to get salmonella or die of prostate cancer before I catch any ebola from a local business, local university laboratory or what's left of the patch of trees also known as the wild. Some cat lady said I can get it from the internet, though. I'll go with the cat lady since she sounded more scientific than you do.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:57 |