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Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
Ebolas on its way folks, and all we have to defend ourselves from it if we catch it is to drink water non stop until either it passes or you die.

So what what will your final hours of Ebola induced internal haemorrhaging be like?

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weirdly chilly pussy
Oct 6, 2007

you first, op

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

gently caress your water im drinkin gatorade, ill be unstoppable

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I live in the white part of town. I'll be fine.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Parallax Scroll posted:

gently caress your water im drinkin gatorade, ill be unstoppable

http://www.brawndo.com/

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

geke rowsperg posted:

you first, op

I will be drinking lots of water to keep myself hydrated and hoping the pain and bleeding out of every orifice we stop soon of course.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Did you know that tampons come in a variety of sizes and can absorb between 8-24 ounces of blood depending on the brand?

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Salt Fish posted:

Did you know that tampons come in a variety of sizes and can absorb between 8-24 ounces of blood depending on the brand?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhiBSUsSnr4

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Start your day out right with Ebola cereal!

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
man I keep putting off my bio warfare suit purchase and I only ever remember when something bad could happen (ie. when the prices skyrocket)

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
time to stock up on ammo

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

bigzak posted:

time to stock up on ammo

no you only need one reliable bullet

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
two or three, just to be extra safe lol

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


dont worry u cant get it if u never leave the house

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
goons - the last race on earth

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
time to stock up on soap

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
ebola apocalypse > zombie apocalypse.

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

Seems like a quick death as far as infectious diseases are concerned. I say bring it on.

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere
I plan on living out my final hours on a giant roll of butcher paper, and rolling around gasping and flopping as blood leaks from my eyes, mouth, and butt. The blood smears and rolling will create a daring and provocative piece of art that my family can then sell at Christie's in NYC for $100,000.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
Post some videos of Ebola stricken victims.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

SHISHKABOB posted:

Post some videos of Ebola stricken victims.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJJ8AJUn-p4

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

1gnoirents posted:

goons - the last race on earth

guys some survivors are creating a co-op farm down the road

In as Supply Side Jesus

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
*op ponders how to get a multi page thread*

I know, I'll just copy an existing successful thread on page 1 gbs !!!

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
*Walks into the thread coughing up liquefied organs*

Sup guys?

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
It's a shame that we ended racism here so I can't go screaming into a rival tribal area and puke blood all over them.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Al Borland posted:

*Walks into the thread coughing up liquefied organs*

Sup guys?

I love cats
Feb 8, 2012
are pets safe?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



e bol a cereal everyday for breakfast

e bol a cereal...

nvm.. please pretend i posted a good post

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

I love cats posted:

are pets safe?

Yes they may happily feast upon your dead corpse when you die from ebola, so no need to worry. People will find your decayed body due to the small and your animals shall have consumed your mortal husk for their food.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Outbreak was terrifying.

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

I love cats posted:

are pets safe?

If you have a cat you should be fine, but an alligator is not a safe pet and it may eat your ebola savaged corpse.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

The Taint Reaper posted:

Yes they may happily feast upon your dead corpse when you die from ebola, so no need to worry. People will find your decayed body due to the small and your animals shall have consumed your mortal husk for their food.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUzTfTgXF2c

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

do we really need two ebola threads

I love cats
Feb 8, 2012

The Taint Reaper posted:

Yes they may happily feast upon your dead corpse when you die from ebola, so no need to worry. People will find your decayed body due to the small and your animals shall have consumed your mortal husk for their food.

It sounds exciting.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:

do we really need two ebola threads

Yes one must be the great white protected haven where we all can get treated.

I love cats
Feb 8, 2012

Chris Awful posted:

If you have a cat you should be fine, but an alligator is not a safe pet and it may eat your ebola savaged corpse.

So, how do I get some ebola? I have the alligator part covered.

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:

do we really need two ebola threads

The forums is infected with ebola. Only a matter of time before the sub-forums began to merge as they liquify.

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

I love cats posted:

So, how do I get some ebola? I have the alligator part covered.

Best place to capture ebola is in the wild. Go to your local asian restaurant with the poorest health inspection rating posted on their door. You could go to your local university laboratory, but they keep their ebola under lock and key.

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I love cats
Feb 8, 2012

Chris Awful posted:

Best place to capture ebola is in the wild. Go to your local asian restaurant with the poorest health inspection rating posted on their door. You could go to your local university laboratory, but they keep their ebola under lock and key.

I am more likely to get salmonella or die of prostate cancer before I catch any ebola from a local business, local university laboratory or what's left of the patch of trees also known as the wild.

Some cat lady said I can get it from the internet, though. I'll go with the cat lady since she sounded more scientific than you do.

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