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Bloody

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

get a camelbak backpack and you can fill the reservoir with booze

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PuTTY riot
chalk paint

Cat Face Joe

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



kill youreself to embrace death

theadder


postin in a bloody thread

PuTTY riot
mason jars to hold q tips and cotton balls

echinopsis

by Fluffdaddy
twist your toilet paper into a shape cone/rod shape and insert this in your anus as a way to clean out and massage the inside of your sphincter

echinopsis

by Fluffdaddy
put antiperspirant on at night before bed and wash off in shower before putting on clothes to get maximum antiperspirant effect with no antiperspirant gross getting on clothed

qirex

get like 6 pairs of the same socks [exact same, don't put up with any of that different accent color or weave pattern] at a time then if you lose one it's NBD

theadder


echinopsis posted:

twist your toilet paper into a shape cone/rod shape and insert this in your anus as a way to clean out and massage the inside of your sphincter

do u certify that this works

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PuTTY riot posted:

chalk paint

make chalkboard paint with tile grout and regular paint

also if you want a whiteboard just get showerboard it's cheaper

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echinopsis posted:

twist your toilet paper into a shape cone/rod shape and insert this in your anus as a way to clean out and massage the inside of your sphincter

get a bidet

echinopsis

by Fluffdaddy
a high powered one. none of this "only clean the outside of my rear end"
bullshit

echinopsis

by Fluffdaddy
enema supremacy I think

a cyberpunk goose

echinopsis posted:

supreme enema

suffix

Wheeee!

echinopsis posted:

a high powered one. none of this "only clean the outside of my rear end"
bullshit

just go to a park and sit naked on the fountain

though it feels a bit awkward the first time you try it,

public enema no. 1

Smythe

suffix posted:

just go to a park and sit naked on the fountain

though it feels a bit awkward the first time you try it,

public enema no. 1

hehe noice setup

bobbilljim

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
lift up your legs while posting, its more natural and makes it easier to post

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bobbilljim posted:

lift up your legs while posting, its more natural and makes it easier to post

same except do kegels while you sit all day

Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




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echinopsis posted:

put antiperspirant on at night before bed and wash off in shower before putting on clothes to get maximum antiperspirant effect with no antiperspirant gross getting on clothed

oh i thought with you method you weren't allowed to shower in the morning.

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echinopsis posted:

put antiperspirant on at night before bed and wash off in shower before putting on clothes to get maximum antiperspirant effect with no antiperspirant gross getting on clothed

or just use deodorant like a normal person

antiperspirant is gross

(also realtalk most people use waaaaaay too much antiperspirant, you only need the thinnest possible layer)

echinopsis

by Fluffdaddy

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

or just use deodorant like a normal person

antiperspirant is gross

(also realtalk most people use waaaaaay too much antiperspirant, you only need the thinnest possible layer)

sum people sweat more than others. get hosed if you dont!


CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:

oh i thought with you method you weren't allowed to shower in the morning.

nah you wash it off, but DONT apply more, not until night again

ytour pores are still blocked by the aluminium but the agent that allows the aluminium to stay in suspension in the fluid is gone so the aluminium stays in the pores longer AND it doesnt go onto your shirt
thats my theory anyway

PuTTY riot

echinopsis posted:

sum people sweat more than others. get hosed if you dont!


nah you wash it off, but DONT apply more, not until night again

ytour pores are still blocked by the aluminium but the agent that allows the aluminium to stay in suspension in the fluid is gone so the aluminium stays in the pores longer AND it doesnt go onto your shirt
thats my theory anyway

as my SA pharmacist shouldn't u know how this poo poo works??????????

like whats the next step up from mitchum or w/e that hardcore poo poo is?

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PuTTY riot posted:

as my SA pharmacist shouldn't u know how this poo poo works??????????

like whats the next step up from mitchum or w/e that hardcore poo poo is?

one of those hippy crystal things that does nothing.

theadder


truth will out

echinopsis

by Fluffdaddy

PuTTY riot posted:

as my SA pharmacist shouldn't u know how this poo poo works??????????

im basing my theory on accepted pharmaceutic princples + it works so


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like whats the next step up from mitchum or w/e that hardcore poo poo is?
[/quote]

mitchum + the method i described above is enough for most people to not sweat at all during the day (and leave no pit stains) but you can upgrade to stronger poo poo but we're talking $50 a bottle not $5 and its basically the same poo poo but higher concentrations.

echinopsis

by Fluffdaddy
i guess you could have plastic surgery on your armpits

duTrieux.

echinopsis posted:

i guess you could have plastic surgery on your armpits

it's actually a nerve that they cut

duTrieux.

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echinopsis

by Fluffdaddy
is it sufficient
what method do you use

echinopsis

by Fluffdaddy

duTrieux. posted:

it's actually a nerve that they cut

that seems worth it

BangersInMyKnickers

I have a thing for courageous dongles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUig9IAwggM

duTrieux.

echinopsis posted:

is it sufficient
what method do you use

it is a very good product, i heartily recommend. if i know the weather is going to be lovely (too much sunshine UGH california porblems) i'll apply the evening before, though day-of application works as well. i don't sweat a lot at all so that helps

echinopsis

by Fluffdaddy
i tend to find applying antipersp during the day works to keep me from smelling but total fail when comes to stop sweating. when i started pharmacy i was wearing shirts to work and found this solution at night worked. thats mah story!

duTrieux.

just looked it up, you can either have the sweat glands cut/burned/sucked/lasered out, or you can have a doctor do a procedure "which cuts, burns, or clamps the thoracic ganglion on the main sympathetic chain that runs alongside the spine"

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echinopsis

by Fluffdaddy

duTrieux. posted:

just looked it up, you can either have the sweat glands cut/burned/sucked/lasered out, or you can have a doctor do a procedure "which cuts, burns, or clamps the thoracic ganglion on the main sympathetic chain that runs alongside the spine"

hosed up but true

PuTTY riot
they can also botox ur armpits

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PuTTY riot
problem is you'll just start sweating more somewhere else on ur body like ur face, hands, or feet

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