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EXHIBIT A: PERSONALITY My roommate fits the typical "lol fit goon" stereotype. He's fit, clean and socially smooth. His voice warbles in pitch, making him sound like something off a cartoon saying meow. Since he either can't, won't, or doesn't know how to cook, he subsists almost entirely on cat food. He wants to kill me. I pay for this. Wardrobe: He rubs his dick on my neck while I sleep. EXHIBIT B: WEED KING I think he gets high on the nip to numb the pain of his existence. I masturbate at least five times a day. Needless to say, he's seen some serious poo poo. EXHIBIT C: IDLE TIME This dude sits at home all day or something I don't know I'm not watching him all day. EXHIBIT D: I MAY BE INFECTED BY PARASITES CONCLUSION
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:06 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 22:52 |
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Shut up fag
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:07 |
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think carefully, did you at any point in the past few years eat any human meat, specifically brains? prions ain't nothin to gently caress with
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:07 |
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[18:38:14] [W From] [Pandusky-Dus]: i miss my ex-gf
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:07 |
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topic thread has a typo i think brain paraites taking toll
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:09 |
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this is the T3 of roommate threads
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:11 |
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I wish I could "subscribe" to posters I would do so for you OP
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:12 |
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I'm beginning to suspect that I'm a goon Exhibit A: I'm a goon
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:20 |
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Fetus Tree posted:this is the T3 of roommate threads
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:20 |
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satanic splash-back posted:EXHIBIT A: PERSONALITY your roomate is a cat
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:22 |
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satanic splash-back posted:EXHIBIT B: WEED KING
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:30 |
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satanic splash-back posted:EXHIBIT A: PERSONALITY E
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:31 |
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VanSandman posted:your roomate is a cat your roommate is EXHIBIT B: WEED CAT
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:31 |
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E culture
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:32 |
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i'm thinking some sort of beautiful mind, fight club type scenario. might as well eat all the pills in the medicine cabinet and have a lay down
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:36 |
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i am the weed king the bongs have been called
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:57 |
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Moridin920 posted:i am the weed king
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:59 |
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:59 |
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Is that Weedlord Bonerhitler Jr?
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 05:07 |
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 05:14 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 22:52 |
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Kaytwo posted:Shut up fag
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 05:17 |