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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

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Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer

5

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.
here lies a true patriot

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
girls love solid snake

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i'll show billy who's the best charlotte's web no glitch speedrunner

sesame_samuel_
Dec 24, 2012

Pork Pro

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002

FuriousGeorge posted:

girls love solid snake

Whoah don't be sexist dude.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009
i'll show the boys what the girls can do

*cooking mama*

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.
that's a painfully limited selection

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
tbh The Boss was a Strong Female Character

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

FuriousGeorge posted:

girls love solid snake

they certainly love mine

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012


Absolute bullshit that Cooking Mama is considered just a "game for girls".

shove me like you do
Dec 9, 2007

Real Neato

Fun Shoe
No riot funbucks on this display. 1 outta 5

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
my wife plays animal crossing like its professional dota

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007
my wife plays minecraft. i feel bad when she shows me something that she spent 12 hours building and i don't give a poo poo. but then again she just spent 12 hours playing on a low-resolution voxel painter, so she should feel bad. but i play eve online so really we're both terrible and deserve each other.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Laslow posted:

my wife plays minecraft. i feel bad when she shows me something that she spent 12 hours building and i don't give a poo poo. but then again she just spent 12 hours playing on a low-resolution voxel painter, so she should feel bad. but i play eve online so really we're both terrible and deserve each other.

Your wife probably has more fun playing her game than you do yours.

sesame_samuel_
Dec 24, 2012

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Laslow posted:

my wife plays minecraft. i feel bad when she shows me something that she spent 12 hours building and i don't give a poo poo. but then again she just spent 12 hours playing on a low-resolution voxel painter, so she should feel bad. but i play eve online so really we're both terrible and deserve each other.
i hope she divorces you and marries notch and you see images of their high-quality 500 hour voxel art of her dressed as a maid farting into his anus while he cries tears of joy through his gasmask and she yells gutturally into the square-clouded skies being upvoted on some EVE slum forum because it's an internet phenomenon

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Demon of the East posted:

i hope she divorces you and marries notch and you see images of their high-quality 500 hour voxel art of her dressed as a maid farting into his anus while he cries tears of joy through his gasmask and she yells gutturally into the square-clouded skies being upvoted on some EVE slum forum because it's an internet phenomenon

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Laslow posted:

she just spent 12 hours playing on a low-resolution voxel painter, so she should feel bad.

goons can't comprehend someone having fun without making a ten paragraph self-deprecating post on something awful afterwards

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Mario is for girls.

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

LFD is zombies for girls

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009
all games are for girls and all games are for boys

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
how do you even get a perfect score in that is raven

you predicted the future, that good, wow, +a

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011




luv u kojima

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010


this image made me remember gamespot and gamefaqs and how they hated each other

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Endorph posted:

all games are for girls and all games are for boys

shut up

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009
are you mad because you've been playing girl games your whole life

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Endorph posted:

are you mad because you've been playing girl games your whole life

i'm mad cause you are attacking my masculinity and that makes me very insecure

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Endorph posted:

all games are for girls and all games are for boys

yeah dude, shut up. twinkle star sprites is a game for MEN

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Which games have a penis and which games have a vagina

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.
girl games are about fashion and shopping.

all my money in saints' row goes to buying new clothes over upgrading weapons.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
the games with penises are for girls. the games with vaginas are for boys

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Widestancer posted:

Which games have a penis and which games have a vagina
which games have anuses

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
but those are my favourite games and i am not a girl.
the confusion i am feeling

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Video Viddy Games posted:

but those are my favourite games and i am not a girl.
the confusion i am feeling
thats called dysphoria son

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

Widestancer posted:

Which games have a penis and which games have a vagina

morrowind has a big, hard dick.

oblivion has a shriveled up pussy

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Metroid has a massive kraid phallus but shares it equally among genders

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Endorph posted:

thats called dysphoria son

does this mean i need to embrace my femininity and become a flower?

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Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Video Viddy Games posted:

does this mean i need to embrace my femininity and become a flower?

It means you need to play Unreal 2004 with us

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