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You loving suck. You taste like horse piss. I'll make you swim with candiru. I'll punch you to Uranus. You SUCK real bad! You're a loving rip-off joke. Everybody hates you. You're poo poo. You're loving poo poo. gently caress you. gently caress YOU!
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Also it's like twice as expensive as proper cafes. Dumb idiots go to Starbucks.
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Jul 31, 2014 13:31
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cool gimmick account dude
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Jul 31, 2014 13:31
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It's p. bad
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Jul 31, 2014 13:31
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starbucks has no choice but to have terrible ashy tasting coffee bc thats the only way to make their poo poo taste "like home" year-round, world-round: roasted to poo poo, erasing all differences between locations/growers/time of harvest its not as if their customers care bc they add syrup and cream until theres only a suggestion of the taste of coffee left
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Jul 31, 2014 13:32
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lol if you go to starbucks for coffee
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Jul 31, 2014 14:03
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dumb starbucks
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Jul 31, 2014 14:10
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I remember the first time I had a Starbucks I was excited because I thought it was going to be a really great high quality drink since it cost twice as much as Tim Hortons and all kinds of professionals in suits were in the shop. It tasted like someone had used twice as much coffee grind necessary and then put an entire cigarettes worth of ash in the cup. I didn't finish it, and the only other time I've had one was when I was stranded in an airport for hours due to weather conditions, and I don't think I finished that one either.
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Jul 31, 2014 14:37
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DUNCAN DONUTS posted:You loving suck. You taste like horse piss. I'll make you swim with candiru. I'll punch you to Uranus. You SUCK real bad! You're a loving rip-off joke. Everybody hates you. You're poo poo. You're loving poo poo. gently caress you. gently caress YOU! so are you referencing wesley willis here or is this post just a symptom of the same mental problem willis had
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Jul 31, 2014 14:44
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I thought that's what proper coffee tasted like until I started brewing my own. Heck, the Cafe Bustelo my grandma brews is infinitely better than Starbucks, and it's like $3 for a pound of fine ground coffee. I had nesCafe for the first time recently and it was better than Starbucks. Basically stop spending 20 minutes in line at a Starbucks and brew your own drat coffee at home you nerds. edit: sippin' on some freshly ground Dutch blend right now. Mmmmmm, that's smooth.
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Jul 31, 2014 14:47
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i prefer my coffee to be directly sourced from the Andes, grown by a 68-year-old Guatemalan with webbed feet and harvested by a kidnapped 8-year-old Peruvian boy. fair trade of course, i pay exactly one ferret per twelve ounces of coffee which has been roasted during the most recent quarter-moon phase in a former cremation oven. i grind the beans using the fossilized bones of an ankylosaur in a mortar made from rocks collected from Madagascar. then i brew them for exactly 5 minutes (timed by atomic clock) in a french press manufactured by actual french people. good coffee
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Jul 31, 2014 14:59
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on a hot day the thing that is essentially a coffee slurpee is good
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Jul 31, 2014 15:00
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DUNCAN DONUTS posted:You loving suck. You taste like horse piss. I'll make you swim with candiru. I'll punch you to Uranus. You SUCK real bad! You're a loving rip-off joke. Everybody hates you. You're poo poo. You're loving poo poo. gently caress you. gently caress YOU! Same and yet at the same time I love you with all my heart and will continue to consume you. Its the junkies dilemma.
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Jul 31, 2014 15:04
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im drinking coffee thats just as yummy as starbucks and it costs 50 cents and its instant  i dont mean like "just as good especially since its 8 times cheaper" i mean literally just as good or better and im no starbucks h8er (flavor wise) im drinking this right now in real time
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Jul 31, 2014 15:06
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lol when some politician talked about starbucks having to pay more tax in the UK and everyone was all 'oh no not tax what if they leave' as if that is anything but a good thing. As if there aren't a million independent coffee houses who are willing to jump in and give people better coffee at half the price.
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Jul 31, 2014 15:10
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Hahaha look at all these kindergarten babies who don't start every morning with a piping hot mug full of their own urine. Enjoy your coffee argument, you disgusting plebs.
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Jul 31, 2014 15:11
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RedTeam posted:lol when some politician talked about starbucks having to pay more tax in the UK and everyone was all 'oh no not tax what if they leave' as if that is anything but a good thing. As if there aren't a million independent coffee houses who are willing to jump in and give people better coffee at half the price. There is absolutely no shortage of coffee shops or people willing to open coffee shops considering coffee beans bought in bulk are ridiculously cheap.
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Jul 31, 2014 15:12
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Hahaha look at all these kindergarten babies who don't start every morning with a piping hot mug full of their own urine. Enjoy your coffee argument, you disgusting plebs. look at this mong who never had actual coffee before
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Jul 31, 2014 15:13
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script kitty posted:look at this mong who never had actual coffee before Actually, *adjusts cravat* I've tried all coffees and they are all inferior to my downtown drip brew, if you know what I mean.
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Jul 31, 2014 15:16
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your body has everything you need in the morning, you just have to curl in a ball and let it dribble into your mouth
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Jul 31, 2014 15:19
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All coffee are the same anyone saying otherwise is just splitting hairs and trying to be a hipster
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Jul 31, 2014 15:19
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Mcdonalds coffee if you get it fresh is better than loving starbucks.
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Jul 31, 2014 15:20
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We have this place called Yum Yum donuts and their coffee is so much better than Starshits.
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Jul 31, 2014 15:22
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Starbucks coffee is too strong. "Hey, let's just bowl them over with taste and maybe they'll notice it isn't a GOOD taste!"
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Jul 31, 2014 15:22
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put a little urine on a washcloth for cleaning your face and pits and the rest goes in a travel mug. this poo poo aint rocket science!
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Jul 31, 2014 15:22
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MisterFister posted:Mcdonalds coffee if you get it fresh is better than loving starbucks. dont go to mcdonalds dude
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Jul 31, 2014 15:24
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Morally Inept posted:We have this place called Yum Yum donuts and their coffee is so much better than Starshits. Starshits isn't a very good name for a coffee franchise imho
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Jul 31, 2014 15:26
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Morally Inept posted:We have this place called Yum Yum donuts and their coffee is so much better than Starshits. hey are you the dog fucker?
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Jul 31, 2014 15:27
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lol if you don't import your own green coffee from third world countries and roast/grind/brew yourself
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Jul 31, 2014 15:27
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Starbucks is for people who don't know what coffee should taste like and are willing to pay three times as much as they should for the privilege.
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Jul 31, 2014 15:27
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a worthy uhh posted:lol if you don't import your own green coffee from third world countries and roast/grind/brew yourself lol if you don't import your own green third world workforce to grow/harvest/roast/grind/brew for you.
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Jul 31, 2014 15:30
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Trixie Hardcore posted:lol if you don't import your own green third world workforce to grow/harvest/roast/grind/brew for you. you can't grow coffee in #1 USA AMERICA FIRST WORLD, idiot
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Jul 31, 2014 15:31
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a worthy uhh posted:you can't grow coffee in #1 USA AMERICA FIRST WORLD, idiot lol if you don't have a slave labor barge in international waters
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Jul 31, 2014 15:32
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I am not a coffee aficionado, I just drink kuerig stuff. I am interested in trying better coffee though, where is a good place to start? I don't know enough to know why Starbucks is bad, I've just accepted its mostly syrup flavor with a coffee base.
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Jul 31, 2014 15:36
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Haverchuck posted:dont go to mcdonalds dude If I wasn't almost completely disfunctional in the morning and never ran late to work and if mcdonalds didn't run monopoly on convenient locations to grab a quick coffee through a drive-thru I wouldn't go there.
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Jul 31, 2014 15:38
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CCrew posted:I am not a coffee aficionado, I just drink kuerig stuff. I am interested in trying better coffee though, where is a good place to start? I don't know enough to know why Starbucks is bad, I've just accepted its mostly syrup flavor with a coffee base. buy an aeropress. if you like how that tastes, you might benefit from looking further into "real coffee". if you dont think its really that different then just stick with what you like (kuerig)
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Jul 31, 2014 15:41
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their cake pops are pretty good
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Jul 31, 2014 15:41
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Also my work gets us royal cup and hoooooly poo poo that poo poo sucks so bad if I am forced to drink it I get stomach pains and the shits for the rest of the day. Royal cup I hate you so much.
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CCrew posted:I am not a coffee aficionado, I just drink kuerig stuff. I am interested in trying better coffee though, where is a good place to start? I don't know enough to know why Starbucks is bad, I've just accepted its mostly syrup flavor with a coffee base. GWS has a coffee snob thread, go check it out /seriouspost
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Iced coffee is the best way to consume coffee and it's very difficult to make it taste bad.
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