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Serious and relatively up-to-date documentary about metal making your kids kill. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1grzDvPROM Seriously when you get to part 2 it gets loving hilarious. Actually any part where they're talking over a mediocre metal band's performance is hilarious.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:34 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 06:24 |
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k
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:34 |
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summarize it as though i can't be assed to watch at least 2 parts that are 10 minutes each
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:35 |
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well actually as an expert on "heavy" metals i
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:36 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPzsx3AdHpw
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:40 |
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Robo Reagan posted:summarize it as though i can't be assed to watch at least 2 parts that are 10 minutes each Metal fans talking about how awesome and socially progressive metal is vs older straightlaced people talking about how it just sounds like noise and is all necessarily satanism all the while with the underlying tone of murder you're famil' and really poo poo metal all the way through making everyone in it look like terrible morons
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:41 |
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nah
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:42 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aFGuKwF2ic imo
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:42 |
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we now know that metal won't make you murder your family, only make your family want to kill themselves
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:42 |
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:we now know that metal won't make you murder your family, only make your family want to kill themselves
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:43 |
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Oh also the documentary's audio track for some reason has this constant stereo panning, going from left to right to left again once per second.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:43 |
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if you play a metal record backwards is it like easy listening?
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:53 |
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Alan Smithee posted:if you play a metal record backwards is it like easy listening? No it sounds exactly the same as it does when you play it forwards because most of them write with time signatures and phrasing the average person can't understand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A_tSyJBsRQ
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:56 |
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Hello I am a very edgy scandinavian https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luFCBdS5PAs Ok bye
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:01 |
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im glen benton
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:02 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kcF7E69C6Q
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:03 |
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Geraldo Rivera was right! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcWbuBPNtPw
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:06 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Geraldo Rivera was right! lol i watched the intro star wars text and then skipped to 7.45 try it
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:08 |
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Quickscope420dad posted:No it sounds exactly the same as it does when you play it forwards because most of them write with time signatures and phrasing the average person can't understand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A_tSyJBsRQ most of that song is in 4/4 you pleb
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:09 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Geraldo Rivera was right!
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:09 |
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COOL CORN posted:most of that song is in 4/4 you pleb phrasing edit: let's not derail with polyrhythms cause mocking metalheads is way more fun k les fleurs du mall fucked around with this message at 15:12 on Jul 31, 2014 |
# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:10 |
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"Bite it you scum" would be good funeral music
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:10 |
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How am I supposed to tell the difference between bad metal & good metal? Is the good metal good because it makes you want to murder you're famil
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:13 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:How am I supposed to tell the difference between bad metal & good metal? Is the good metal good because it makes you want to murder you're famil this is a really good question and therefore probably not appropriate for this thread
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:14 |
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Quickscope420dad posted:this is a really good question and therefore probably not appropriate for this thread lets all say the really good gbs catch phrase.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:17 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:How am I supposed to tell the difference between bad metal & good metal? Is the good metal good because it makes you want to murder you're famil good metal is metal you enjoy. bad metal is avenged sevenfold
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:17 |
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rezatahs posted:good metal is metal you enjoy. bad metal is avenged sevenfold
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:18 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3NMZAUKGw
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:18 |
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Most innovative metal band post 2000 imo
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:19 |
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owns
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:19 |
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Quickscope420dad posted:Most innovative metal band post 2000 imo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3gvfcnjPnE&t=917s
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:20 |
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rezatahs posted:good metal is metal you enjoy. bad metal is avenged sevenfold So what you are saying is there is no such thing as good metal. Hmm, this has been a pretty informative thread in spite of itself.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:22 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmL8SYoOXH4
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:22 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:So what you are saying is there is no such thing as good metal. Hmm, this has been a pretty informative thread in spite of itself. i dont like you any more, trixie harcore
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:23 |
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I mean yeah basically
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:23 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:So what you are saying is there is no such thing as good metal. Hmm, this has been a pretty informative thread in spite of itself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTr7bqKHvgE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVLLLJa5BuI
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:24 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:So what you are saying is there is no such thing as good metal. Hmm, this has been a pretty informative thread in spite of itself.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:25 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY listen to metal, murder you're kitkat
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:25 |
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black metal is modern day classical music. when classical music was being made they did not call it classical music and i have it on good authority that they were mocked and cast out of popular society. some even died they're hair black, and smeared ashes on their face. some ate raw meat and let the blood drip from mouths. wagner bit the snout of a tapir. it is compased in a similar way to classical music. it has the same flow and ebb and has similar views and outlooks on society and makes many profund statements. basically im a huge fag
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:26 |
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seriously gently caress baby metal i hate them and it sucks
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