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Multiple cars in the back yard? Constant fights? Stealing your packages from Fleshlight.com? Let's hear your stories. Ever since my neighbor let her fat lazy daughter move in, their house is a constant poo poo show and it looks like her laziness has rubbed off on the mother. This is their yard. http://imgur.com/a/7OT4O My favorite is the 2nd picture, where you can see that the grass has conquered the lawnmower in some kind of ironic role reversal. That lawn mower has been in the loving yard since the snow melted. They literally took it out of the shed, let it sit there and left it. I ended up spraying the weeds on the fence and the ground with a vinegar/salt/soap mixture and they're all brown now. They have not noticed. Someone, I have no idea who, mows the front probably to keep up appearances. I think it's the neighbor next to her because he can't stand seeing that poo poo on his side either. They used to have 2 dogs, one of them just up and disappeared one day. I have no idea if it got out and ran away or was put down, though it was very old. The dogs were always outside 24/7 whether it's 80 degrees out or 10. But it's OK because she leaves the shed open, right? The lovely part is that she's a retired cop and buddy buddy with the current animal control officer, so that'll be an uphill battle trying to complain about neglect. I've had to call 911 on her daughter's new boyfriend (who has an old Impala that's LIFTED with spinning rims, fantastic waste of money) because he started beating her and possibly the kids based on the screaming and crying I heard. Cops took him away but I don't know that charges were filed because he and that lovely car was back a week later and is still there. The daughter or my neighbor has no control over her kids, the oldest is maybe 7, the youngest is probably 5 and they're out running around at 10 at night or later, whether it's summer or not, while the mom may or may not be sitting her fat rear end on the porch, probably depends on if she wants to get up from the couch or not. When I worked from home for a couple years, the first time I met those kids was during the day on my lunch break. They walked up my driveway (one in diapers) and went to go into my backyard. It took me 15 minutes to figure out where they lived because none of them could talk and I was a minute from calling the cops. And the mom yelled at the kids as if they're supposed to watch themselves at that age There's much more, but no one else is my neighborhood is this lovely and we all hate them now.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:53 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:04 |
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Cool av. That was a great episode. Very tense. Saito is badass.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:54 |
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Al Cowens posted:Cool av. That was a great episode. Very tense. Saito is badass. If Saito was my neighbor I would not have these problems. More terrible neighbor posts plz
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:56 |
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named his dog otto von bismarck and trained him to steal my roommates newspaper from our porch E: my roommate thought he was a lovely neighbor, i just thought it was hilarious
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:57 |
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My neighbour is a post-op transsexual who regularly attempts suicide (ambulances at 3 a.m.), and screams at the top of her voice, for hours at a time, through the night.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:59 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:My neighbour is a post-op transsexual who regularly attempts suicide (ambulances at 3 a.m.), and screams at the top of her voice, for hours at a time, through the night. which goon do you live next to
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:00 |
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My neighbour got lovely drunk last night, slammed his car into his shed and then gave me some onions from his garden, in a move I suspect was to keep me from snitching on his drunk driving. Hush onions.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:02 |
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I have an epic one but it would take a really long time to type out to really get the point across since on the face of it he was just a really noisy dude but I dunno I'm at work so...
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:06 |
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Don't buy poo poo from unlicensed food carts. My neighborhood is super South American and there are plenty of people selling chopped up mangos and grilled corn and shaved ice etc etc, but one of these people live in my building and they leave their door open from time to time. They have the filthiest apartment I have ever seen. It's caked in grease, there are beds in the kitchen that look like they haven't had the sheets changed in years, and they have a serious roach problem (by comparison we've had two roaches in our apartment since we moved here 6 months ago). They open the door and roaches come skittering out. Thank god they live on the other side of the building because the smell that comes out of their apartment is unbearable when I walk past it. Basically you never know how loving gross and dirty these people are and they don't need a license to sell their probably unwashed grilled corn on the street corner.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:08 |
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ReptileChillock posted:My neighbour got lovely drunk last night, slammed his car into his shed and then gave me some onions from his garden, in a move I suspect was to keep me from snitching on his drunk driving. is this true
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:15 |
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Back in college I lived upstairs in a house that was split upstairs/downstairs into two apartments. One day I got home after work on a weekend afternoon and one of the downstairs neighbors' cars were gone, and their TV or radio was blaring so loud I could hear it clearly through the floor. I figured it was just one of them bored and home alone so I tuned it out for a few hours, figuring their SO would be back eventually and they'd turn it down. Night time rolls around and the sound is still blaring, and since it's getting later it feels like it's louder, so I go and knock on the door to ask if they'd turn it down. I waited at the door, knocked again, nothing. So I started knocking harder since it was loud, maybe they didn't hear me. Nothing. Looked in the side windows, all the lights were out, apparently they weren't even home. Called the landlady, asked her to give them a call and see if they were going to be home soon, waited some more. Turns out they left for the weekend but swear they didn't leave anything on. So... I went to the basement, which the landlady's boyfriend left unlocked generally, and pulled every fuse (Yeah, fuse, you remember those right?) for every circuit marked 1ST FLOOR until the sound stopped, and went back upstairs. Flash forward to Monday morning, it sounds like there's a screaming jackhammer at my door, they weren't pleased. So I go replace their fuses, and for the rest of the week every time they came or left they laid on their car horn for 20 seconds or so, the TV was at full blast non-stop, and they were generally dicks the rest of the lease. When they moved out my landlady was nearly in tears after inspecting their apartment. They had completely trashed it, all the walls were black from how much they had been smoking (and most of it was weed from the smell), and she couldn't rent the place out on schedule to the new tenants because it needed so much work.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:17 |
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Can't let cats outside without having them bitch about it. The end.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:19 |
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my neighbor is a hoarder and roaches from her apartment get in mine
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:20 |
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my neighbours are a black man and a ghost
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:28 |
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Fetus Tree posted:is this true 100% true. My dad and I heard a HUGE loving noise and went out to see what it was, in case anyone was hurt. He was so loving drunk he couldn't walk a straight line. Somehow he recalled we were Polish, so i guess he dredged up a Polish word from somewhere in his drunk brain and a little while after he comes over yelling CE-BOOYAH! I have CE-BOOYAH FOR YOU, it was hilarious. I put the onions in a stir fry and they were amazing.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:28 |
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Verisimilidude posted:Don't buy poo poo from unlicensed food carts. My neighborhood is super South American and there are plenty of people selling chopped up mangos and grilled corn and shaved ice etc etc, but one of these people live in my building and they leave their door open from time to time. They have the filthiest apartment I have ever seen. It's caked in grease, there are beds in the kitchen that look like they haven't had the sheets changed in years, and they have a serious roach problem (by comparison we've had two roaches in our apartment since we moved here 6 months ago). They open the door and roaches come skittering out. Thank god they live on the other side of the building because the smell that comes out of their apartment is unbearable when I walk past it. americans are so terrified of that poo poo i was getting sisig in the philippines one time and a roach crawled across the cutting board, the dude just wiped it off into the trash and finished making my sisig and i am still here alive today. bugs happen.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:31 |
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Wicker Man posted:Can't let cats outside without having them bitch about it. You sound like my old bad neighbors. They let their cat outside and it would piss all over our convertible's cloth top and rip it up, and then started a feud when I complained about it.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:32 |
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i had a neighbor who would yell 2 live crew lyrics and violent racial threats over aerosmith songs all day whenever he wasn't in jail and one time i saw him get tazed by cops in his yard while he was wearing only boxers and spongebob socks that guy was cool
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:32 |
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Neighbors behind me are friendly enough - good Christian church goers, but classic hoarders with poo poo piles leaching out from the house and onto the porch and across their property. Some decades ago our properties were one and there use to be an inground pool. The property has since been divided and I live in the 19th century house in front while they live on some modern dwelling that's falling apart. As for the pool, it was destroyed when a deer fell into it at some point and somehow destroyed it. It's their personal trash pit for items they can't burn and includes a ruined paddle boat and gray foxes have made a den in it. Oh the good ole burn barrel. Nothing like smelling burning plastic, rubber or styrofoam at random hours of the day. Not long ago they tried burning an aerosol can which exploded. It burnt down a vinyl/tarped shelter hut thing that had and a tree. They have two adult sons that live there, one of which is going to leave soon to hitchhike across the country so I doubt I'll see him alive again. The other works on the vast array of half-working automobiles in the yard and recently has a dirt bike that he races up and down the road. At least I have a nice tall fence to block the view and keep their weeds at bay. However it does little to keep the noise down of their dozen plus guinea hens. If you don't know what guinea hens sound like - repeat "buckwheat" loudly in a high register for several hours straight.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:35 |
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I said hi to my neighbor but he didn't say hi back but he was running to his car but maybe he's just rude.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:35 |
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neighbour built a spite garage bigger than our house, then died immediately after
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:36 |
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One of my neighbors put a wreath on her door outside of the designated holiday wreath allowance policy. It was really ugly, it had purple butterflies on it and her unit was in the ground floor elevator lobby so we had to see it all the time. Thankfully the HOA made her take it down and she complied so things are ok now. Oh and some public official's girlfriend said he tried to throw her off the 18th floor balcony but it turned out she was a cray cray bitch but we had the media filming our entrance and trying to stalk him and literal coming into the building and harassing the concierge and doormen and valets for gossip, that was kind of lovely. Three Olives fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Jul 31, 2014 |
# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:42 |
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Jesus gently caress Three Olives you're seriously a self parody
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:43 |
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Onr of my neighbors yelled at me across the street to come get my cat out of her back yard. I said "you know what? keep it." and closed my door. Ive never owned a cat
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:49 |
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Three Olives posted:One of my neighbors put a wreath on her door outside of the designated holiday wreath allowance policy. It was really ugly, it had purple butterflies on it and her unit was in the ground floor elevator lobby so we had to see it all the time. Thankfully the HOA made her take it down and she complied so things are ok now. hahaha, and you loving claim HOAs aren't poo poo? jesus christ man what's wrong with you e; it just dawned on me you were probably trolling but you illustrated just how absurd they are, so Xaris fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Jul 31, 2014 |
# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:49 |
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Xaris posted:hahaha, and you loving claim HOAs aren't poo poo? i used to think HOAs were poo poo until i realized that i would just never live in a place with one and now it makes me feel better to think of them as concentration camps for home owners that need to be coddled or dont want to live with black people
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:53 |
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the worst i can think of is when a neighbor told me he threw rocks at my dog for barking in casual conversation "almost hit him" he said another time the dog was barking at him & i went to bring him in, and the guy crouched right by the fence near him & then open-punched the fence right in front of the dog's face don't live next to former IDF sadists
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:58 |
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UPDATE - the lawn mower has disappeared too. Maybe they sold it since it wasn't going to be loving used anyways. I sprayed more weed killer on their lawn and my fence.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:58 |
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Xaris posted:hahaha, and you loving claim HOAs aren't poo poo? Dude I thought the policy was clear: quote:Hallways But apparently not: Update posted:Door Décor The HOA also does very importing things like managing the building carts: quote:Carts quote:Carts quote:Carts quote:Carts quote:Carts
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:04 |
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people who willingly live in HOAs deserve each other
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:11 |
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Three Olives posted:Dude I thought the policy was clear: You live where you deserve
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:13 |
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Here are my top 5 lovely neighbours (worst first):
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:26 |
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The neighbor on one side of my house moved out like a year ago and just left it uninhabited so the yard is completely overgrown. The neighbor on the other refuses to acknowledge where the property line is even though it was surveyed and staked so he just doesn't cut the yard on that side. My neighbor to the back is a forest. So basically my house is surrounded by complete lawlessness when it comes to lawn care and it is amazing because I can go like a month without mowing and I don't look like the bad guy.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:34 |
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cynic posted:Here are my top 5 lovely neighbours (worst first): Woww you probably win. that sucks. When I was a kid, I had a neighbor that went to jail for some poo poo that went down that I was never really clear on but I remember it freaking my parents out cause they thought he was going to come back there when he got out and so they installed security system and poo poo. Growing up, we also had a crazy ginger cat-lady chain-smoking alcoholic neighbor who used to yell at us to get off her lawn and such. She finally moved to Spokane after 20+ years and had rented it out to some kinda weird dudes. Turns out they had been stealing power from PG&E by cutting into the conduit before the meter and completely tore out everything in the garage and bolted it shut to turn it into a weed grow op. They had been doing it nearly 5 years before they got busted last year after PG&E found out they had stolen probably 10k+ worth of power. They fled immediately and haven't been seen since. It turns out they trashed the whole place had had ton of dogs/cats peeing all over it and it was just a mess. They pretty much had to tear out all the carpet, redo the entire garage and fix up a lot of the walls.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:51 |
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My neighbors are an interracial couple that never pick up their newspaper. Colored people man I swear.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:57 |
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I have this neighbor named Gary. He is a longshoreman. His wife, Sheila, worked at Home Depot. They haves lived in the neighborhood for many years. His wife was fired from Home Depot for numerous violations of loving coworkers on the job in the break room. Gary kicked his wife out. Few months later Gary's cousin left a bad marriage and came to live with Gary. She has two small kids. Gary was feeling lonely and so he started sleeping with her. A month later Gary sent her kids to live with grandma. At the same time, Gary has 2 children. They are 24 and 19. Both have kids by different men. His backyard is bad enough that foxes have made a den. We've killed numerous venomous snakes coming from his yard. Some of which hide under my car for warmth. I should note we live in a very populated suburb. Anyways, Sheila filed for divorce and is entitled to half his money. He was ordered to give her half the value of the house. She has no job. Gary decided to let them foreclose on his house so he wouldn't have to pay Sheila. I got so many other stories to share.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:00 |
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i spent six months walking over to the condemned shithole across the street feeding feral cats for the owner and all i have to show for it now is three happy kittens
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:06 |
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Not pictured: dead raccoon, hole in ceiling of every room
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:14 |
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My neighbors shoot their guns at odd times at night. Sometimes I hear dirt-bikes off in the distance. Thanks for reading!
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:17 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:04 |
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I was going to post about my rear end in a top hat neighbor who called the cops on my house a bunch but I'm going at the posts itt.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:21 |