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Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Hostile Rabbi posted:

they have good rye bread and a large selection of kosher meats

also they make a matzo ball soup which is very good

Same only with McDonalds and their selection of McMuffins.

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Are cheese blintzes considered to be jewish food because those are amazing

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Al Cowens posted:

I have no horse in the i/p race but I'd much rather be eating hummus and shawarmas and other things from those countries that hate israel a lot. They clearly have the culinary high ground.

great, chickpeas and flatbread again. yum.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Al Cowens posted:

Are cheese blintzes considered to be jewish food because those are amazing

It's more a slavic thing honestly

Artificial Idiocy
Jul 11, 2008
My people -

Can we not end the conflict between us? Must the bloodshed continue for ideologies that have blinded us to the human truth before our eyes, a truth of suffering and needless pain?

As a symbol of unity, I make this gesture. I will spread hummus on my bagel.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Baracula posted:

great, chickpeas and flatbread again. yum.

israel actually loves hummus and shawarma what are you on about. like seriously find a place in israel without a shawarma vender. same with falafel, which is also chickpeas and flatbread

CrowsNestMutineer
Mar 9, 2009

* Juciano makes the best damned Caesar dressing I've ever tasted in my life.

Hebrew National salami is best salami.

ReptileChillock
Jan 7, 2014

by Lowtax
The Jewish deli was forced to firebomb the Kebab shack owner's house because, well, he brought it on himself really.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

Jewish delis are the best delis.
I disagree, but whatever. Give me a nice Italian deli any day of the week. Jews are terrible with food. Bland, unimaginative, portions and proportions all wrong, over-priced...

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Chonchon
Dec 16, 2013

Rayjenkins posted:

id pee in sarah silvermans butt

jew girls :getin:

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Chonchon posted:

jew girls :getin:

not unless your dingus is snipped

Artificial Idiocy
Jul 11, 2008
Italian delis are definitely awesome, although sometimes I feel like even a sandwich with hot capocollo, prosciutto, and mortadella is still merely a substrate to load up with spicy pickled eggplant.

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
You know what pisses me off more than the whole secretly-controlling-the-world zionism thing?
Lox.
What the gently caress is that poo poo?

Chonchon
Dec 16, 2013

Subliminal Sauce posted:

You know what pisses me off more than the whole secretly-controlling-the-world zionism thing?
Lox.
What the gently caress is that poo poo?

it's just smoked salmon m8

why are you so determined to hate nice things

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

you would think not having meat and cheese on the same sandwich would suck but they figured out how to do it good

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

Parallax Scroll posted:

you would think not having meat and cheese on the same sandwich would suck but they figured out how to do it good

yet salmon and cream cheese is cool

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
it's really don't combine mammal meat and milk

well no it's really literally don't milk an animal and then cook its child in that milk* but they were overly broad with their interpretation

*there is an exception in that this is permissible to do to palestinian children

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Artificial Idiocy posted:

Italian delis are definitely awesome, although sometimes I feel like even a sandwich with hot capocollo, prosciutto, and mortadella is still merely a substrate to load up with spicy pickled eggplant.

italian deli is top tier and also more fun to watch people yelling at each other back in the kitchen.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Subliminal Sauce posted:

You know what pisses me off more than the whole secretly-controlling-the-world zionism thing?
Lox.
What the gently caress is that poo poo?

lox is norwegian, bagels and lox is another american invention falsely attributed to jews

Slurin
Jul 17, 2008
I am a coward who makes grandiose claims and then runs away when asked for evidence. Please ignore everything I have to say.

Hostile Rabbi posted:

there is a really good Lebanese place a few miles away but the Jewish deli more convenient and also the owners are very friendly

Do they like taking you're money

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Chonchon posted:

jew girls :getin:

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

jewish delis are ftw op

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Cream_Filling posted:

lox is norwegian, bagels and lox is another american invention falsely attributed to jews

Norwegian my loving rear end

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
david's brisket house in brooklyn...

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Never had any Jewish food but if they dig smoked salmon it can't be that bad.

In fact I bet it's delicious

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i love middle eastern cuisine, which includes israeli cuisine, and i love jewish delis, so really, can't we all get along by agreeing that variegated cuisines are amazing and joy-inducing?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i only had lebanese food once and i didnt care for it, the meat had weird spices on it

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Chonchon posted:

it's just smoked salmon m8

why are you so determined to hate nice things

Lox is not 'smoked salmon' you dumb oval office

Artificial Idiocy
Jul 11, 2008
Yeah isn't lox a salt-cured unsmoked salmon? Anyway it's part of lots of Scandinavian cuisines, including Swedish. There was a killer gravlax recipe in Aquavit by Marcus Samuelson.

Any kind of non-cooked salmon is usually pretty tasty.

But back to the point yes pretty much all delis are awesome, italian, polish, jewish, german, whatever.

I just tried Schweinshaxe in Germany with sauerkraut and whipped potatoes and it was also good.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Cured, smoked, or cold-smoked whatever it's delicious either way

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
I'll have the gefilte fish before trying the lox, thx.

Chonchon
Dec 16, 2013

Big Beef City posted:

Lox is not 'smoked salmon' you dumb oval office

it all tastes the same (like rear end)

Artificial Idiocy
Jul 11, 2008

Subliminal Sauce posted:

I'll have the gefilte fish before trying the lox, thx.

Gefilte fish is so inferior to lox and I grew up eating the stuff.

Chonchon posted:

it all tastes the same (like rear end)

wrongest opinion yet expressed in this thread

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

Cured, smoked, or cold-smoked whatever it's delicious either way

it's brine cured you noob

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

italian deli is good

Artificial Idiocy
Jul 11, 2008
etalian at least he's on the right side, it's these cured salmon haters who are the real enemy

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

etalian posted:

it's brine cured you noob

Holy loving Jesus that changes everything kill all Jews

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

Holy loving Jesus that changes everything kill all Jews

you can make your own lox at home is really easy.

You get a good salmon filet, coat it in kosher salt (and sugar if you're down), put some fresh dill around it, wrap it in saran wrap, put it in a pan, put a plate on it, put a can of beans (or whatever) on the plate and let it sit for 5 days, draining the pan occasionally.

Boom. Lox. Seriously.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Parallax Scroll posted:

italian deli is good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMcy9Rgk-Nw

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whatis
Jun 6, 2012
bomb italy IMO

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