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pfs Write posted:my dad bought me goldeneye for my birthday. he actually liked games, and at least a week before my birthday i went downstairs and saw that he had goldenye in the slot but wave race was sitting in front of it to try to hide it. This story would be funnier if he had bought goldeneye strictly for himself and waverace was your present.... "You ALMOST had it!"
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smokyprogg posted:my dad was convinced charizard was actually called charlizard That...actually makes sense. Hmm..
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TheMostFrench posted:That...actually makes sense. Hmm.. yeah except japanese tongue so
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My mom is in her 60s & will come over for a visit & bring her PS3 & Tekken. My mom loving loves her some Tekken but she's cheap as poo poo & has no combo game.
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Aug 4, 2014 16:52
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Trixie Hardcore posted:My mom is in her 60s & will come over for a visit & bring her PS3 & Tekken. My mom loving loves her some Tekken but she's cheap as poo poo & has no combo game. lol i could beat your loser mom at tekken any day, bring it
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Aug 4, 2014 16:52
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She's always picking Eddy, Law or Yoshimitsu. It's loving cheap.
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Aug 4, 2014 16:55
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Trixie Hardcore posted:She's always picking Eddy, Law or Yoshimitsu. It's loving cheap. I always pick the panda and just bellyflop all over
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Wrageowrapper posted:My mum was never interested in video games and had never played a single one until she and dad got a ps3 for something to do. She got Gran Turismo 5, then she got a racing wheel and now she has unlocked everything from that version and the sequel. So from hater to absolute nerd in well under a year. i'm having trouble imagining what this mom would look like
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Aug 4, 2014 16:59
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Quickscope420dad posted:I always pick the panda and just bellyflop all over 
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pfs Write posted:i'm having trouble imagining what this mom would look like http://imgur.com/dqnHEws
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Xiaoyu forever imo In the old games i also liked those obscure unlockable characters like the velociraptor and the angel thing? those were cool They stopped putting them in the games i think?
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I lent my mom my Gameboy & she kept it for 3 years & when she returned it she had bought a bunch of games for it & I was like lol no it's okay mom you can keep your Gameboy & that made her really happy.Quickscope420dad posted:In the old games i also liked those obscure unlockable characters like the velociraptor and the angel thing? those were cool I think they're in the Tekken Tag games but I don't know, I'm more of a Soul Calibur woman myself.
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My mom got really into Farmville for a while. She never spent a dime, but she did everything she could to get the farm of her dreams or whatever. Then she realized that she was wasting her time and now she doesn't even use her computer.
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CaptainAssholay posted:you're gonna feel like an rear end in a top hat when he's dead. you should have stopped playing halo and spent more time with your family Ha, I was about to say something like that. I am more of a gamer than my 8yo will ever be, but I enjoy saying names of his fave XBox games incorrectly, because it makes him laugh. I will continue to do so when he is a teen and annoyed by it. And someday when I am gone he will realize his Dad actually paid a lot of attention to him and made an effort to make him laugh, and he will miss me.
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Verisimilidude posted:My mom got really into Farmville for a while. She never spent a dime, but she did everything she could to get the farm of her dreams or whatever. Then she realized that she was wasting her time and now she doesn't even use her computer. haha classic mom
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My mom occasionally plays games but she always picks pretty odd ones. Like I remember when I was younger she got phantasmagoria and played through it. Recently she was playing through amnesia the dark descent and I'm like that game is too scary for me.
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ArbitraryC posted:My mom occasionally plays games but she always picks pretty odd ones. Like I remember when I was younger she got phantasmagoria and played through it. Recently she was playing through amnesia the dark descent and I'm like that game is too scary for me. Your mom sounds pretty cool, those games are kinda hosed up.
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ArbitraryC posted:My mom occasionally plays games but she always picks pretty odd ones. Like I remember when I was younger she got phantasmagoria and played through it. Recently she was playing through amnesia the dark descent and I'm like that game is too scary for me. you need to find a way for her to play http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvester_(video_game)
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My Mom used to play Mario Golf at night and would yell and cheer whenever she got an eagle, usually waking up my Dad. Pretty funny. Now she mostly plays "Cradle of Rome" which is some puzzle game where you have to line up shrimp with gems and cuts of meat or something.
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Aug 4, 2014 17:10
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hm not quite what i was thinking tbh that is close to what i picture as quickscope420dad though
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Aug 4, 2014 17:48
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cat doter posted:My grandmother plays video games but my mother doesn't Same, my grandmother was addicted to missle command back in the day. Grandma could probably wreck at dota.
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My dad got into the Souls series before it was a thing because he's always been a fan of From Software since the first King's Field on the PS1. He's the one that got me into video games and got me into the habit of picking up little known games that might be cool. All you dudes who have computer illiterate parents are strange to me.
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pfs Write posted:hm not quite what i was thinking tbh That's the image I want to project into people's minds about me so no goons get attracted to me cause that would be awful
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Aug 4, 2014 17:58
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Quickscope420dad posted:That's the image I want to project into people's minds about me so no goons get attracted to me cause that would be awful Too late, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.
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more like crisco stick just found out the bad romance lyrics are vertigo shtick not vertical stick. different song than you are referencing but w/e pfs Write fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Aug 4, 2014 |
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Quickscope420dad posted:In the old games i also liked those obscure unlockable characters like the velociraptor and the angel thing? those were cool
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Aug 4, 2014 18:51
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poo poo in your parents mouths while they sleep.
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The Mad Archivist posted:your child is safe wow what retards it's baldur's GATE not baldur's street lmao
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ReptileChillock posted:poo poo in your parents mouths while they sleep. Is this the first dreamcast game to be mentioned itt?
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my mom still calls any videogame console "the nintendo"
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pfs Write posted:just found out the bad romance lyrics are vertigo shtick not vertical stick. different song than you are referencing but w/e ReptileChillock posted:poo poo in your parents mouths while they sleep. Quickscope420dad posted:Is this the first dreamcast game to be mentioned itt?
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back in the day when I played wow we had this one woman from new zealand who got caught a couple of times cybering with teenagers in the guild, anyway she'd often make her kids play for her if she had to go out for smokes or something mid-raid and it was ok because they were better than she was and they didnt have the shrill harpy voice, if anything they were really quiet and seemed pretty nonplussed about the arrangement if they had to speak up I guess raiding and farming herbs or whatever just counted as chores in that household
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everyday since its release my dad starts up command and conquer 3 and plays the same map against the same easy bots as the gdi. he turtles, builds a huge army and 5 of every superweapon and then destroys the bots. i played with him once and beat him in 5 minutes by rushing him with infantry
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gggiiimmmppp posted:
I know a guy that when his son needed to be punished he made him farm wood in UO.
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Sekkira posted:My dad got into the Souls series before it was a thing because he's always been a fan of From Software since the first King's Field on the PS1. hows does he feel about them going from obscure as poo poo to AAA in a single generation
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Your mom sounds pretty cool, those games are kinda hosed up. My dad also liked dark games. Back when Sega CD has come up they released a couple titles like night trap and mortal kombat that the media went bonkers over as being too obscene and he would like rush out and buy them immediately.
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My parents never played but my aunts and uncles (50-something-year-olds) got way into the video game craze of the 80s. My uncle got me into Dragon warrior, and final fantasy. I once saw him beat SMB without dying. He passed away on Saturday, and those are probably my fondest memories with him. My aunt was more into like zelda and ultima and stuff, and my other uncle and I played the poo poo out of all the early 1980s text adventures. It motivated me to learn to read.
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My mom spent some money on FarmVille 2 but didn't actually get the thing she paid for. First and last micro transaction.
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ArbitraryC posted:Pretty cool mom. I remember my brother and I watched most of the phantasmagoria playthrough and helped solve the puzzles. Fun for whole family. your dad is probably a serial killer
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Trixie Hardcore posted:She's always picking Eddy, Law or Yoshimitsu. It's loving cheap. That's some scrub tier poo poo there, you must suck at Tekken if you can't handle that button masher poo poo. GORDON posted:I know a guy that when his son needed to be punished he made him farm wood in UO. Worse than a time-out, I guess.
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