Game: Four wins

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swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Chichevache posted:

I'm not sure if it is too late to change your entry, but you do know Lovie Smith is taking over the Bucs, right?

You do know that you picked two teams that are making the playoffs right?

# ? Aug 4, 2014 05:06

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 18:54

KettleWL: Dec 28, 2010

Chichevache posted:

I'm not sure if it is too late to change your entry, but you do know Lovie Smith is taking over the Bucs, right?

I do. And I know they have a decent roster, but you play to win the game. you dont play just to play it.

you play to win the game

# ? Aug 4, 2014 05:07

sirtommygunn: Mar 7, 2013

Jacksonville Jaguars
Cleveland Browns
Tennessee Titans
Buffalo Bills
Oakland Raiders
Minnesota Vikings
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
St. Louis Rams
Houston Texans

# ? Aug 4, 2014 05:12

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Is it even possible for 3 teams in one division to lose 11 games?

# ? Aug 4, 2014 05:14

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

swickles posted:

You do know that you picked two teams that are making the playoffs right?

Steelers and... Panthers? Either way I'll direct you to Kettle's post for my response.

KettleWL posted:

I do. And I know they have a decent roster, but you play to win the game. you dont play just to play it.

you play to win the game

Fair enough. I was just surprised to see the Bucs as your top pick. Then again I've got the Dolphins so : :shrug:

# ? Aug 4, 2014 05:24

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

Jaguars
Steelers
Vikings
Rams
Raiders

# ? Aug 4, 2014 05:31

Felter Chesthard: Sep 11, 2001

Titans
Raiders
Jaguars
Vikings
Falcons
Bills
Redskins

# ? Aug 4, 2014 05:46

KettleWL: Dec 28, 2010

Chichevache posted:

Fair enough. I was just surprised to see the Bucs as your top pick. Then again I've got the Dolphins so :

I feel really solid in the other three (as does every one else apparently), so I just wanted to maximize my chances to get over with a team I felt was going to do poorly, that apparently no one else did. Plus I picked based off of the stupid middle of the off-season guesstimates I did of every team's records for the season, but I still agree with them in principle.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 06:04

hughesta: Jun 12, 2012; i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches

Raiders
Jaguars
Jets

# ? Aug 4, 2014 06:18

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Bills
Texans
Redskins
Browns
Lions

# ? Aug 4, 2014 06:21

Faggot Guy: Aug 29, 2011; TWO TIME SUPERBOWL MVP

[bold] Redskins [/bold]
Buccaneers
Jets
Jaguars
Titans

# ? Aug 4, 2014 10:58

Faggot Guy: Aug 29, 2011; TWO TIME SUPERBOWL MVP

^^ For fucks sakes. You get the idea I'm sure. :doh:

# ? Aug 4, 2014 11:00

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

Just edit your post next time!

Tennessee Titans
Cleveland Browns
Jacksonville Jaguars
Oakland Raiders

# ? Aug 4, 2014 11:23

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Raiders
Texans
Jaguars
Vikings

# ? Aug 4, 2014 11:33

McStabby: Jun 26, 2007; LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!

Raiders
Texans
Redskins
Cowboys
Jets

# ? Aug 4, 2014 11:40

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Panthers
Raiders
Dolphins
Titans
Texans
Bills
Giants

# ? Aug 4, 2014 14:42

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

So I'm in China, and my internet's acting all wonkey. For some reason SA is like the only website I can reliably open. I think China needs to re-evaluate this whole thing.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 14:45

DupaDupa: May 21, 2009; I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.

Buffalo
Oakland
Washington
Jacksonville

# ? Aug 4, 2014 15:00

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Raiders
Jets
Jaguars
Browns
Bills

# ? Aug 4, 2014 17:52

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Cavauro posted:

Just edit your post next time!

If you edit your post you're disqualified.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 19:17

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

Raiders
Jaguars
Bucs

# ? Aug 4, 2014 19:24

turbomoose: Nov 29, 2008; Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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Jets
Jaguars
Vikings
Raiders
Bucs
Titans

# ? Aug 4, 2014 20:45

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Cleveland Browns
Minnesota Vikings
Oakland Raiders
Houston Texans
JVille Jaguars

# ? Aug 4, 2014 21:27

cucka: Nov 4, 2009; TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

Jets
Steelers
Titans
Texans
Rams

gently caress. I thought about this way more than needed. I blame the beer, which is excellent, I might add. Matilda by Goose Island out of Chicago. I had it from the brewery and I have my last bottle in front of me now. It's a fine rear end beer, and it helped me make good choices.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 21:42

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

Texans
Raiders
Jets
Jaguars
Vikings

# ? Aug 4, 2014 21:44

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Raiders
Jaguars
Titans

# ? Aug 4, 2014 22:23

cosmic gumbo

Mar 26, 2005

IMA

GRIP

SIP

Jaguars
Steelers
Titans
Browns
Bucs

# ? Aug 5, 2014 04:27

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Browns
Jaguars
Titans

# ? Aug 5, 2014 14:59

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

cucka posted:

Jets
Steelers
Titans
Texans
Rams

gently caress. I thought about this way more than needed. I blame the beer, which is excellent, I might add. Matilda by Goose Island out of Chicago. I had it from the brewery and I have my last bottle in front of me now. It's a fine rear end beer, and it helped me make good choices.

Disqualified, for talking about beer I can't get.

(Not really.)

# ? Aug 5, 2014 15:12

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Steelers
Dolphins
Cowboys

# ? Aug 5, 2014 15:13

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Eifert Posting posted:

Do not post submissions until after the HOF game!

I have an idea for a game for the regular season. This year it seems like there's a lot of debate and uncertainty over which teams will be truly bad. It seems much harder to predict bad teams than great teams. I thought a fun thing to do would be to guess which teams will be truly awful.

Once you post your picks DO NOT EDIT THAT POST!!!

If you edit your post at any point you will be disqualified.

Rules:

1. If any team you pick makes the playoffs you are disqualified.

2. For every team you pick you score the following points based on their record:

0 wins: 10 points
1 win: 8 points
2 wins: 5 points
3 wins: 3 points
4 wins: 2 points
5 wins: 0 point
6 wins: -2 points
7 wins: -4 points
8 wins: -6 points
9 wins: -10 points
10 wins: -12 points
11 wins: -14 points

3. You may bold one pick. That pick counts double. (If the team you bold has one win you get 16 points. If it has 6, -4)

4. If two people have the same prediction the earlier submission wins.

Prizes!

1st: 20$ to charity of your choice (That won't result in a watch list).
2nd: forum upgrade.
3rd: Av cert.

We'll open this to submissions after the Hall of Fame game. Until then if you have any questions about the format or suggestions feel free to post them.

Raiders
Cowboys
Jaguars
Dolphins

# ? Aug 5, 2014 15:18

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Volkerball posted:

Is it even possible for 3 teams in one division to lose 11 games?

Not since the revamp, but back in '92 the Lions, Bears and Buccaneers all went 5-11 in a five team division.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 15:22

Mind_Taker: May 7, 2007

Jacksonville Jaguars
Oakland Raiders
Houston Texans
Cleveland Browns
Miami Dolphins
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

# ? Aug 5, 2014 15:28

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Chiefs
Steelers
Jaguars
Titans

# ? Aug 5, 2014 16:48

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Kalli posted:

Not since the revamp, but back in '92 the Lions, Bears and Buccaneers all went 5-11 in a five team division.

It should be possible, though. I mean, this wont happen, but mathematically it should be possible. What if every team in a division loses every outside divisional game, and splits within the division. That's 4 teams at 3-13, and whoever had the hardest schedule or whatever would win the division.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 17:01

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Dallas Cowboys
Tennessee Titans
San Antonio Raiders
Washington Redskins
NY Giants

# ? Aug 5, 2014 20:07

Blarfk: Dec 26, 2003

Jaguars
Titans
Redskins
Vikings
Rams
Browns
Bills
Raiders

# ? Aug 5, 2014 21:45

spencer for hire: Jan 27, 2006; we just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
they call us irresponsible, write us off the page

New York Jets
Tennessee Titans
Minnesota Vikings
Indianapolis Colts
Seattle Seahawks
Buffalo Bills

# ? Aug 6, 2014 01:31

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

spencer for hire posted:

New York Jets
Tennessee Titans
Minnesota Vikings
Indianapolis Colts
Seattle Seahawks
Buffalo Bills

# ? Aug 6, 2014 02:08

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 18:54

Mind_Taker: May 7, 2007

spencer for hire posted:

New York Jets
Tennessee Titans
Minnesota Vikings
Indianapolis Colts
Seattle Seahawks
Buffalo Bills

I really hope this list wins.

# ? Aug 6, 2014 14:21

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