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Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Was that the same mirror that Vince saw his younger self in that one time?

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

I'm happy that rose got called up, but this has got to be humiliating

GenericMartini posted:

I was really hoping it was Leo Kruger that showed up.

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Sono: Apr 9, 2008

Gerpy posted:

Hey let's a promote a movie that came out A loving YEAR AGO!

DVD comes out tomorrow. You'd think they'd mention that...

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bartok: May 10, 2006

I hate to say it but Oculus is a legit good movie.

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Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

Haha that "<3 get in my trunk" sign

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fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

Ambrose getting that big a pop on his entrance makes me happy.

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WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Atticus Finch posted:

Oh wow Sandow is going to be murdered.

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

flatluigi posted:

It absolutely needed to have been Warrior

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Rand McNally: May 20, 2007

Yay butchered theme! :neckbeard:

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Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Aww they made Dean's music worse

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Dean got a pretty huge pop.

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Here comes Ambrose to make it all better by doing donuts in his Chevy in his overgrown front lawn with the broken fence.

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oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

actually Kansas City is the home of BBQ but at this point we're becoming a TFF thread so let's drop this

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triplexpac: Mar 24, 2007; Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

I can handle a certain amount of stupid poo poo in my pro wrestling but sometimes I just feel like they are trying to insult me

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Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

I like Ambrose' theme.

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Blooming Brilliant: Jul 12, 2010

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

I want Adam Rose off of my TV.

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TEGGS: Nov 21, 2004; Spoony Bard!

Sionistic posted:

Wow, WWE is sponsored by mirrors now?

The Occulus movie, now on DVD, from the makers of Insidious and Paranormal Activity!

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Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

What would Ambrose see after staring into the mirror?

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Gerpy: Feb 23, 2010

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Monkey this is beautiful.

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Brock what is best in life?

WrasslorMonkey posted:

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Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

triplexpac posted:

I can handle a certain amount of stupid poo poo in my pro wrestling but sometimes I just feel like they are trying to insult me

When it is back to back it is kind of staggering.

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Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

triplexpac posted:

I can handle a certain amount of stupid poo poo in my pro wrestling but sometimes I just feel like they are trying to insult me

Clearly they need to try harder

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Sono posted:

DVD comes out tomorrow. You'd think they'd mention that...

They've shown a few ads for it already

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Rhonne posted:

Was that the same mirror that Vince saw his younger self in that one time?

Has there EVER been a good mirror segment on a wrestling show? Hogan/Warrior, Vince/Young Vince, Adam Rose/Responsible Adult etc have all been AWFUL.

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Skunkrocker: Jan 14, 2012; Your favorite ~~furry~~ wrestler.

That Occulus thing was kind of dumb. Have they been doing that all night?

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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Ages posted:

What would Ambrose see after staring into the mirror?

Soap

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Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

God drat Brock Lesnar you're so good.

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

This is because some shithead MBA cornered Vince after the quarterly report and told him to "aggressively promote" everything else WWE does on the show, right?

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NienNunb: Feb 15, 2012

oatgan posted:

actually Kansas City is the home of BBQ but at this point we're becoming a TFF thread so let's drop this

Nah it's my house. Yall should come over for some spare ribs and my homemade coleslaw.

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Gerpy: Feb 23, 2010

Ages posted:

What would Ambrose see after staring into the mirror?

He'd just see his reflection and think it's broken.

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Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Ages posted:

What would the mirror see after staring at Dean Ambrose?

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Stealthed Zombie: Dec 21, 2007; And Introducing:
Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose

Codependent Poster posted:

Dean got a pretty huge pop.

Can Ambrose's heat overcome the black hole Del Rio?

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triplexpac: Mar 24, 2007; Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Jerusalem posted:

Has there EVER been a good mirror segment on a wrestling show? Hogan/Warrior, Vince/Young Vince, Adam Rose/Responsible Adult etc have all been AWFUL.

That one time the Wyatts saw the Sheep mask

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Oh God What: Apr 25, 2009

Ages posted:

What would Ambrose see after staring into the mirror?

blood-covered dean ambrose

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Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Ages posted:

What would Ambrose see after staring into the mirror?

Sleaze is highly reflective. He'd be blinded.

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Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Jerusalem posted:

Has there EVER been a good mirror segment on a wrestling show? Hogan/Warrior, Vince/Young Vince, Adam Rose/Responsible Adult etc have all been AWFUL.

One time Zack Ryder was brushing his teeth and then he saw Kane in the mirror but then he turned around and he wasn't there

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Asmodai_00: Nov 26, 2007

Ages posted:

What would Ambrose see after staring into the mirror?

soap

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Shard: Jul 30, 2005

Thank you for choosing Burger King where you have it your way, go ahead with your order sir.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

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Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

Ages posted:

What would Ambrose see after staring into the mirror?

Remember the ending to Twin Peaks?

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Whenever Brock is allowed to talk it's gold :allears:

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