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a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


What's your equivalent of ESPN?

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
TSN and rogers sportsnet but we also have fox and ESPN 1 and 2

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
trailer park boys 24/7

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
do you have canada tv shows only channels?

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
They just watch American TV stations because Canadian TV cameras are made of snow and ice and they melt under the studio lights.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

dontcareaboutname posted:

do you have canada tv shows only channels?

They're called Kids in The Hall Marathons.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

dontcareaboutname posted:

do you have canada tv shows only channels?

No but the CBC has original dramas / comedies and they are TERRIBLE

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
how many hours a day of canadian tv are degrassi re-runs

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k8APVztLSaw

Little mosque on the prairie

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FkXadXsOnbg

Arctic air

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1IsVc-9oQ1M

Heartland

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

If the women don't find you handsome, they'll at least find you handy.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=burdgC5lEzI

Republic of doyle

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J_Bg8HQjcKQ

Being Erica

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBSflK1FTSY

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


i heard goons liked this one for some reason. it looked loving stupid

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Saalkin posted:

i heard goons liked this one for some reason. it looked loving stupid

They are all bad. Most american TV shows are total garbage too but these are on our only major network in primetime

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
We can pretty much tell when something's a homegrown show within about 15 seconds of it starting. Our TV is so terrible our government had to pass laws forcing TV channels to play it.

Fortunately our TV channels have the good graces to air this stuff when hardly anyone is watching.

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
So for all practical purposes our TV is exactly like American TV, only when you get commercial breaks for guns and ammo and American flags, we get commercials about Canadian Tire and our gargantuan banks.

Even during the Superbowl, when you guys get the awesome commercials :sigh:

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

CRTC mandates that 40% of a channel's programming has to be Canadian. it sucks. except for kids in the hall and trailer park boys, tho.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I don't mind cbc's doczone or the fifth estate or marketplace though. Those investigative journalism shows blow any american equivalent out of the water

ReptileChillock
Jan 7, 2014

by Lowtax
Best canuck TV is either the Lumber Network (they really ramped up the production values since the softwood export fiasco and now Fir Real! is a hoot every ep) or that channel that is nonstop montages of wild dogs running through tall grass and Natives harvesting wild rice.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
this is the instant trailer park boys peaked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF7vt-c2N1g

GoonGPT
May 26, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!

dontcareaboutname posted:

this is the instant trailer park boys peaked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF7vt-c2N1g

Story checks out

Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?

EvilJoven posted:

Our TV is so terrible our government had to pass laws forcing TV channels to play it.

This is tragically true. Somehow that makes the CBC cultural mafia even smugger though.

verily carefree
Apr 5, 2014


hey thats a p good show

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
we have 2 seperate competing channels that air nothing but professional horseshoes 24/7

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

mookface posted:

I don't mind cbc's doczone or the fifth estate or marketplace though. Those investigative journalism shows blow any american equivalent out of the water

but but but my tax dollers!

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
I've seen a lot of corner gas in hotel rooms, it's loving godawful

Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

I've seen a lot of corner gas in hotel rooms, it's loving godawful

It is beloved by grandmas and simpletons from Victoria to Halifax.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
Hockey really is serious business, and woe be to the other channels, even if the nearest big team is a joke (LIKE THE MAPLE LEAFS).

We get to watch your commercials when our Canadian channels aren't simulcasting the same program at the same time, which they always do and the cable companies are required to change the feed to the Canadian channel.

Y'all air a LOT of ads, far more than we do, for pickup trucks, boner pills, lawyers (and class action notices), degree mills, and junk food.

Seriously; your junk food is second to none. And oftentimes the Big Yank chains will advertise stuff the Canadian McDonald's or whatever will never have. And no Jack in the Box, Sonic Drive-In, or Golden Corral/Old Country Buffet up here, at all. Hell, we finally got Carl's Jr just last year and very few across the country, at that.

But we got Tim Horton's (double-teamed with Wendy's, no less), so...

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

I've seen a lot of corner gas in hotel rooms, it's loving godawful

There's a reason PBS stations spend their money importing British TV and not our Canuck crap.

Of course I'm sure the Brits on these forums have plenty of poo poo to sling about some of their shows.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Disconnecticus posted:

It is beloved by grandmas and simpletons from Victoria to Halifax.

Also Saskatchewanians (or whatever you wheat-fuckers call yourselves) who are glad their province finally got noticed.

Well, at least the ones that didn't skip town for oil field jobs in Alberta.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Justin Godscock posted:

Also Saskatchewanians (or whatever you wheat-fuckers call yourselves) who are glad their province finally got noticed.

what the hell are you talking about? ive never heard of these people

darealkooky
Sep 15, 2011

You sayin' I like dubs?!?
late 90's/early 00's had a whole lot of anime because canadians did like 80% of the voice acting for that poo poo back then and that somehow makes it count as TRUE CANADIAN TELEVISION :canada: enough that it fell under retarded laws where tv stations needed a specific amount of canadian-original content


we had a different dbz intro for some reason too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZXphaRB_pY

Pug
Nov 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU6qqHV7-1c

Orphan black

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

mookface posted:

No but the CBC has original dramas / comedies and they are TERRIBLE

UGHHH! CBC makes me livid. They're the most pointless, boring TV channel in Canada, and yet their treated like an institution. They're taxpayer funded, because their advertising budget doesn't even come close to covering their costs. Their willful ignorance is astounding as well, as they never shut up about how beloved by canadians they are, and how canadians demand to have CBC, despite the fact that CBC viewership is behind almost everything else on the dial.

Just gently caress off and die already, CBC. No one will miss you.

SlipUp
Sep 30, 2006


stayin c o o l
it always cracks me up that the american stations here are all from rochester. i sometimes wonder if those local news shows there realize like half of Canada is tuning in too.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Daedra posted:

trailer park boys 24/7

Yeah I don't think we have any reality show tv networks that are 24/7 in the states yet. Soon though I'm sure.

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Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



mookface posted:

They are all bad. Most american TV shows are total garbage too but these are on our only major network in primetime

Global and CTV audiences dwarf the CBC audience at all times that are not during hockey night in canada (which the CBC is losing). Unless you mean original programming, which is pretty much just the news and the occasional god-awful sci-fi or cop drama on the other channels

Also in Saskatchewan I think they have a "farm channel" or something like that

e: I should be clear that the reason nobody watches the CBC is because everything they produce is awful

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