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Jean Eric Burn
Nov 10, 2007

Like, if I am a 30 year old man and I just want to have penis in vagina sex with a woman, without being mean to her, is that abnormal these days? Am I now a republican if I don't want to cuckold?

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

maybe not but you're boring as gently caress in bed

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
republicans are cool

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
I remember like fifteen years ago when Mila was the only porno actress who could "rosebud" and it was a unique thing. Now you can't go on the first page of any of your favorite porno tube aggregators without having to pick your way around loving prolapses and double anals.

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
ive jacked off atleast once a day since i was 14. if i had collected the semen in that time, i could have filled a kiddy pool with it. also i would probably think that's hot somehow.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Jean Eric Burn posted:

Like, if I am a 30 year old man and I just want to have penis in vagina sex with a woman, without being mean to her, is that abnormal these days? Am I now a republican if I don't want to cuckold?

Actually, I think straight people doing anal to "spice it up" is like the most Republican thing now

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
actually repubclicans are the biggest loving deviants in the country

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

EA Sports posted:

ive jacked off atleast once a day since i was 14. if i had collected the semen in that time, i could have filled a kiddy pool with it. also i would probably think that's hot somehow.

You could drown people in a pool of semen. That's how much you've thrown out.

Jean Eric Burn
Nov 10, 2007

I mean I've dated girls who were raised religious and clearly got some guilty excitement out of certain things, but if you take god out of anal sex it's just regular sex that also involves ordering products from amazon.com.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jean Eric Burn posted:

I mean I've dated girls who were raised religious and clearly got some guilty excitement out of certain things, but if you take god out of anal sex it's just regular sex that also involves ordering products from amazon.com.

go to the smoke shop like a normal person and maybe you'll stop running into weird girls that like being abused while sucking a dick, good life advice in general would be to stop finding things on the internet to have sex with

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Sexual deviants are just more vocal. It's a mix of the need to prove they are "better" at something that cannot be graded, and to find other sexual deviants in order to justify their existence.

Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot
I crave two minute vaginal intercourse once every two weeks with the same pussy for 40+ years.

But I settle for anal fisting.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

if it's wrong to want to have your frailfleshdick replaced with a drilldrick then i don' twant to be right

don't fleshshame my metaldick

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

the secret blossom of the bottom

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i regularly flay my penis but its not because i like the pain its because the scar tissue makes it much bigger

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
sometimes when i have sex with the ladies or the mans instead of them laying on the back sometimes i like to lay on my back

im v kinky u see u wouldnts understand

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
basically you're a fuckin smeezy chump if you don't get turned on by your SO is into. like if it was up to me everything would be super vanilla and minimal effort, all my favorite porn is poo poo like ifeelmyself. but really what I think is hot is that m'lady is so turned on by whatever <thing> happens to be.


e: basically as long as no bad smells are involved, I'm game

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Lol OP is a republicuck

forward this to 5 friends or you will be cucked

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
i had a sex

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

This is super hosed up

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Maoist Pussy posted:

Actually, I think straight people doing anal to "spice it up" is like the most Republican thing now

Say Bob, heard you and your wife tried anal, how was it?

"I'm not doing that again, she split me in two!"

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
Doing anal and a bit of light bondage is "sexual deviance" these days? Did I somehow time travel and wake up in the fifties?

Cuniculous
Apr 23, 2007

kill people burn shit fuck school
It's that drat 50 Shades of Grey.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Remember when no one had sex, ever? The good old days. Now it seems like everybody's just sexing away all the time with no concern for the finer things in life. Go back to the no-sex times, that's what I've always said.

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
you'er basically rick santorum

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

bring back rapism

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I've wasted more semen than you. Is this an accomplishment?

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Cardiovorax posted:

Doing anal and a bit of light bondage is "sexual deviance" these days? Did I somehow time travel and wake up in the fifties?

Tieing someone up and loving them in the rear end is actually deviant, sir.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Oh yeah baby, Ima put my penis in your pussy, Ima wiggle it around till it goes patooey

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
No matter how much you don't like it I am making you all mentally picture Rick Santorum naked with dat bone popped.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I’m looking for something that will break through. Something tough.
–Max Renn

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
As long as they want to gently caress you back gently caress who you want op

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
"I just don't want to sit there halfheartedly massaging my semi-flaccid boner whilst a superior example of African masculinity ravages my wifes vagina and makes sounds I've never heard before in my life."

"Whoa, wow, looks like you're just some sort of conservative backwards racist piece of poo poo, why don't you grow up?"

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
I just saw a straight razor commercial that advertised it being used to shave a man's chest. Is this mainstream now?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

never trust an elf posted:

I just saw a straight razor commercial that advertised it being used to shave a man's chest. Is this mainstream now?

yes thanks to porn all types of deforestation is now popular.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

never trust an elf posted:

I just saw a straight razor commercial that advertised it being used to shave a man's chest. Is this mainstream now?

It was mainsteam until the English made Canadians

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

never trust an elf posted:

I just saw a straight razor commercial that advertised it being used to shave a man's chest. Is this mainstream now?

You do know there really isn't a "mainstream" right? It's a loving ocean.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

That is a pretty good autism honeypot image.

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4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eCiRDS7gGU

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