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Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009

Im straight

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Very carefully

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE
just guess circumsized, you're more often right than you're wrong.

unless you're in europe, then its more uncircumsized.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
You ask if they are a Jew.

Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009

avatarinwin posted:

just guess circumsized, you're more often right than you're wrong.

unless you're in europe, then its more uncircumsized.

i dont want to take any chances

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

easily solved

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!
sniff them.

Do they smell like dick cheese? uncut
otherwise they're either cut or have good hygeine

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
If they're clean they're circumcised.

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
look for signs of sexual repression, people whose dicks were forcibly mutilated without their consent tend to have some issues

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
warning: sometimes it tough to tell if a guy is italian (uncut) or jew (cut)

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Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
Ask them if they're a gay bitch retard. If they say yes they're probably circumsized.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Hand down their pants, works every time.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




can i smell yo dick?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ppffft piece of cake: touch it :rolleyes:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Flannelette posted:

Hand down their pants, works every time.

gently caress.

Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009

Dave Concepcion posted:

look for signs of sexual repression, people whose dicks were forcibly mutilated without their consent tend to have some issues

can you recommend some good trigger words i can say in front of them to gauge their reaction? snip, cut, etc.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




can you imagine a dick which hasn't been mutilated when the owner of said dick was a child? hosed up

Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009

Flannelette posted:

Hand down their pants, works every time.

no this doesnt sound good (did i mention im straight)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Most circumcised men are also short and can't eat cilantro. Hope this helps!

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Listen to their accent. If they don't sound American, they're probably uncut. If they do sound American, fall back on hand down their pants.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

If they're not wearing pants, just put your hand down your own pants.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Ask them. Most guys enjoy talking about their dicks with strangers.

Pickle dicker
May 25, 2014

by XyloJW
Seriouspost: Why are doctors who advocate for circumcision usually creepy pedos?

http://www.circleaks.org/index.php?title=Brian_J._Morris
http://www.circleaks.org/index.php?title=Jake_H._Waskett
http://www.circleaks.org/index.php?title=Edgar_J._Schoen
http://www.circleaks.org/index.php?title=Gilgal_Society
delicious child foreskins mmm yes :q:

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Highly Unnecessary posted:

can you recommend some good trigger words i can say in front of them to gauge their reaction? snip, cut, etc.

"just the tip"

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known

[rocking in the fetal position] same

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
well OP you cant see it if it's jammed in ur mouth maybe the would be a good way to figure it out??

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

NiceGuy posted:

well OP you cant see it if it's jammed in ur mouth maybe the would be a good way to figure it out??

If it's very long you might see some of it but not the end pertinent here so yes that is a good tip.

(:newlol: "tip")

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Highly Unnecessary posted:

no this doesnt sound good (did i mention im straight)

Your thinking awful hard about other guys dicks for a straight man.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
It you go to lunch with them do they offer to pay the bill? If not then they are circumcised.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~
make an off-hand remark about how much better being circumcised is because apparently uncut guys can't resist flying into a frothy rage over it

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
smell our dicks thru the pants its usually p stinky cuz of dick cheese

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Wear a comical hat that looks like a foreskin, see if the other person appreciates the humor, if they don't they are probably circumcised.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
most guys have posted their dick somewhere. YOU can be almost positive based on region, but to be sure just do a little digging online, you are bound to find a dick pic. In a desperate situation keep a facebook as a hot girl and just ask for a dick pic.

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

best way is to become gay for cock op

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
can we post our dickl pics anywhere w o gettign in trouble???

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

turdriver posted:

can we post our dickl pics anywhere w o gettign in trouble???

you can byob fyad and like tumblr facebook twitter I guess

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

try to see if he'll let you sell him a small dick windbreaker

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Have sex with them and then ask how much they enjoyed it. If they say "a lot" then probably uncut.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

turdriver posted:

can we post our dickl pics anywhere w o gettign in trouble???

Why would you need to have a place on SA to share your dick?

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turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Why would you need to have a place on SA to share your dick?
i love to show off

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