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oh look at this. some chucklefuck in night stock tried to make an old UPC unreadable by drawing a like through it horizontally. plebs
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- Kayle7
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Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.
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hah, wow guy, looks like you really should not be buying 5 bags of oreos.
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Aug 6, 2014 13:01
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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god dammit manage your gently caress trophy you stupid whore.
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Aug 6, 2014 13:17
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- tao of lmao
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My girlfriend sucked 36 dicks!
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Aug 6, 2014 13:20
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- tao of lmao
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I'm not even supposed to BE HERE today.
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Aug 6, 2014 13:21
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Oh God look at that smug bastard. Thinks that just because he got in the panties of the woman I love more than any other he can just walk around like he owns the loving world. That loving handlebar mustache and mullet, what is this the eighties? What does she see in him anyway? Is it because he's a waiter at Applebee's? Is a Wal-Mart cashier just not "enough" for her? Oh poo poo are they coming this way? Really? He's going to rub this in my loving face? Well, he won't get that satisfaction on my shift.
"Oh, hi Mom. Sure, I'll be happy to check you out. Hi Nathaniel. I'm sorry but you're going to have to go to lane 7. It's against company policy for us to check out step-relatives."
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Aug 6, 2014 14:14
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Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
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"Boy this *beep* social studies degree sure *beep* is coming in handy."
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Aug 6, 2014 14:24
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Oh God look at that smug bastard. Thinks that just because he got in the panties of the woman I love more than any other he can just walk around like he owns the loving world. That loving handlebar mustache and mullet, what is this the eighties? What does she see in him anyway? Is it because he's a waiter at Applebee's? Is a Wal-Mart cashier just not "enough" for her? Oh poo poo are they coming this way? Really? He's going to rub this in my loving face? Well, he won't get that satisfaction on my shift.
"Oh, hi Mom. Sure, I'll be happy to check you out. Hi Nathaniel. I'm sorry but you're going to have to go to lane 7. It's against company policy for us to check out step-relatives."
http://youtu.be/GHq1o6oTYvM?t=1m3s
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Aug 6, 2014 14:33
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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no maam this is the price
What the hell does she think this is a loving flea market?
the price is on the tag, figure it out
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Aug 6, 2014 14:40
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- Kayle7
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Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.
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no maam this is the price
What the hell does she think this is a loving flea market?
the price is on the tag, figure it out
the only people i've ever seen try to haggle at wal-mart or smiths are Indian ladies, wtf is up with that?
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Aug 6, 2014 14:43
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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retail broke my brain
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Aug 6, 2014 14:44
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Aug 6, 2014 14:44
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*quietly agrees with complaining customer* drat this bitch is crazy, wtf is she talking about?
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Aug 6, 2014 14:46
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Loaded up and trucking.We gonna do what they say cant be done.
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*sigh* I can't wait for this day to be over so I can post in D&D again.
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Aug 6, 2014 14:51
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Does this guy really need two boxes of condoms? He looks like a human slug covered in acne. Oh no its.....its...oh god its for his real doll and he brought it along into the store...
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Aug 6, 2014 15:30
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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pregnant or fat?
girlfriend or daughter?
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Aug 6, 2014 15:32
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- Mac Tonight
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aw yeah tahts it man
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Really. You're going to pay with a check. Really.
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Aug 6, 2014 16:16
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- RWT3
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by Lowtax
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I picked up an Exo-Suit from my local Lego store over my lunch break. It looked like they had 5-6 boxes. That was cool and all, but I probably had the gooniest exchange with the employee working behind the register. The store was active, maybe a couple of families with kids browsing the store. Once I had found the set, I took it up to the counter and got in line.
When it came time to pay for the set, the employee said, "I want you to know that I have a grudge against you. I have a grudge against you for making me do work."
"... What?"
"Just so we're clear." He conducted the transaction without any further comment.
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Aug 6, 2014 16:21
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look at this fat lazy bitch riding the motorized cart i can't believe...oh poo poo she's buying something too big to put on the belt? gently caress me
*slowly gets up from stool, grabs scanner gun, and waddles around register while wheezing*
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Aug 6, 2014 16:23
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- nvm no cake
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*scans all the things in your cart, shaking his head and sighing disapprovingly at your item choices*
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Aug 6, 2014 16:26
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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Every time a customer makes a joke about something being free
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Aug 6, 2014 16:27
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*baby smiles at me. i scowl back*
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Aug 6, 2014 16:32
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by Lowtax
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Alright, great, some M&Ms, not a great excuse to go to the store, but to each his own; simple en- oh poo poo, why are you taking out a twenty? You're going to eat up all my ch- a pack of Newports? Why the gently caress did you get in the line furthest from the cigarette case if you wanted cigarettes, you malevolent bumblefuck? You're going to make me walk all the way over to the next register and ask Tina, sodding too-sizes-too-small-T-shirt Tina, for the key, even though there's no one in her line and she is clearly more willing to put up with your poo poo with a smile than I am? I wish you were dead.
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Aug 6, 2014 16:35
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(gently caress all I asked this guy was if he wanted a bag or not and he cant make up his mind for poo poo okay final answer is yes jesus now hes telling me why he needs the bag its because he had knee surgery and he lives on the third floor so its hard for him to get up the steps this is too much information to know about a stranger here is your loving bagged item already)
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Aug 6, 2014 16:45
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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omg why does this douche want a bag for a drink and a pack of skittles? kill the planet much? you could totally just carry that poo poo. Lazy!
I bet he always wants a bag for his milk also
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Aug 6, 2014 16:49
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by Ralp
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I'm not even supposed to BE HERE today.
same
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Aug 6, 2014 17:01
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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omg why does this douche want a bag for a drink and a pack of skittles? kill the planet much? you could totally just carry that poo poo. Lazy!
I bet he always wants a bag for his milk also
in all honesty, bags for milk are useful! THAT HANDLE IS COLD!
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Aug 6, 2014 17:15
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diced tomatos, chili powder, a big pot, i know what this guys doing...
...why is he buying so much dog food 
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Aug 6, 2014 18:53
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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in all honesty, bags for milk are useful! THAT HANDLE IS COLD!
I always get a bag for my milk because it's my goal to get everything in the house in one trip. But the lady looks at me like I'm putting her out.
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Aug 6, 2014 19:47
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- Nosfereefer
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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customers are awful
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Aug 6, 2014 19:48
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- thewizardofshoe
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i can't take this anymore that's it i loving quit
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Aug 6, 2014 20:06
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- thewizardofshoe
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"next in line!"
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Aug 6, 2014 20:07
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- Nosfereefer
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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okay we're closing and you just managed to sneak in right before we locked the doors why don't you take your time and browse ITS NOT LIKE I WANT TO GO HOME OR ANYTHING
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Aug 6, 2014 20:17
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- Nosfereefer
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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"you cant be sold out of X its the most popular product?!"
me: wth
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Aug 6, 2014 20:18
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- Nosfereefer
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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"so the ware doesn't register properly, I GUESS ITS FREE THEN HUH, lol"
haha yeah thats loving original you half assed monkey poo poo
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Aug 6, 2014 20:20
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- Nosfereefer
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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me: yes just open packages to check the content and then buy an unopened package, loving genius you cuntsucking rhinoass
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Aug 6, 2014 20:21
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- Adbot
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Apr 25, 2024 08:03
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- Nosfereefer
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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"what do you mean i need to pay for the entire plank i only need like 80% of it??"
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