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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
1. professor x
2. colossus
2. cyborg
3. jean gray
4. iron man
5. nightprowler

I think it would be katniss everdean

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newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
idk which one is the fattest human being?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
nightcrawler could just teleport into the end zone

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.
Juggernaut

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

its nightcrawler

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Dark Phoenix

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
probably professor x I guess

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
or nick fury

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

cyclops could kill the other players with his eye beams and then just walk to the endzone

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
dave grohl

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
wait. is it Cyclops or cyborg?

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
batman

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Magneto if they make the football metal going forward.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
the one with the big dick

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Jared Lorenzen is already The Blob irl, op.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i wonder if spidermans balls are all covered with cobwebs? he probably just has a big nest of spider eggs down there lol

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
what a freakin loser

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib


best quarterback ever

EvilTobaccoExec
Dec 22, 2003

Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts!
professor x does not make a good kicker, imo

AntifaSupersoldier
Jul 30, 2003

Reality is what you can get away with
Hell Gem
kitty pride for running

longshot for punting

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I wonder if roger staubach was a mutant? he sure was good

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
Doc oc

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

the black one

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
they could have a rivalry with this guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFL_SuperPro

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

quakster posted:

they could have a rivalry with this guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFL_SuperPro

is that the molecule man? I dint click on it

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

when I was a kid I used to think about the Flash playing baseball and how he'd have to deliberately stop on every base otherwise it would look like he never started running and he'd get called out even though he already ran aoll the bases

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
probably steve grohl OP

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

batman, duh

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


pathetic little tramp posted:

Jared Lorenzen is already The Blob irl, op.

The Blob is the only correct answer. Also maybe the Juggernaut(bitch).

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006


only if he's had time to prepare.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I want to punch you square in the jaw dad gay. so what. Just fyi

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

vyst posted:

I want to punch you square in the jaw dad gay. so what. Just fyi

that's a pretty hateful thing to say

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Professor X just immediately mind controls everyone into declaring him the winner hth

anyone protests guess what he does

Baiku
Oct 25, 2011

David Beckham

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Grant DaNasty posted:

only if he's had time to prepare.

he prepares time to prepare

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Flesh Forge posted:

Professor X just immediately mind controls everyone into declaring him the winner hth

anyone protests guess what he does

they wear helmets in football stupid

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
yeah but not the good kind, see all the pro players with brain dmg sueing everyone now, theyre helmets are cheap and not good

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
rogue

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

silver surfer.

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Mutant Headcrab
May 14, 2007
Nightcrawler and Blink because they could just teleport into the endzone.

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