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seriously, why. every girl i know either wears skirts and dresses all the time or wears pants that don't have an rear end pocket or just doesn't put their phone there.
so why does anybody?
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Aug 7, 2014 04:43
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who knows why girls do anything haha frickin girls
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Aug 7, 2014 04:46
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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when I put stuff in my backpocket it falls out onto the bathroom floor when I go pee. Then I have to buy a new i-phone or pack of cigarettes or whatever.
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Aug 7, 2014 04:46
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side pockets are not big enough for phones
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Aug 7, 2014 04:47
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I am a congenital optimist.
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when I put stuff in my backpocket it falls out onto the bathroom floor when I go pee. Then I have to buy a new i-phone or pack of cigarettes or whatever.
you should quit smoking or at least replace the cigarettes in the pack with joints
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Aug 7, 2014 04:49
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side pockets are not big enough for phones
i put my phone in my side pocket all the time! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING
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Aug 7, 2014 04:52
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Girls are like boys except weaker and more stupid
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Aug 7, 2014 04:55
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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also boobs
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Aug 7, 2014 04:55
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they like it when it vibrates on their butt
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Aug 7, 2014 04:57
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I put it in my front pocket, where the real men are.
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Aug 7, 2014 04:57
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girl looking at front pocket: buh?? what the heck...? what is this thing for ??? i guess i'll never know.... *sticks phone in back pocket and sits on it*
me: smdh........basic bitches....
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Aug 7, 2014 04:59
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Wow, this phone sure is bulky, better put it on the pocket on my rear end, where I sit, so I never sit comfortably and look like I have a ghetto rear end. How about no.
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Aug 7, 2014 05:00
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Wow, this phone sure is bulky, better put it on the pocket on my rear end, where I sit, so I never sit comfortably and look like I have a ghetto rear end. How about no.
just, girls.txt right here, bravo good sir
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Aug 7, 2014 05:01
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Girl: I had a really good time tonight, let's swap numbers!
Me, in my mind: Yes! This went great! This is going to lead to a lasting and fulfilling relationship that ends in sex!
*Girl reaches into her rear end to pull out her phone*
Me: Stop right there. That's a dealbreaker.
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Aug 7, 2014 05:02
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'orrible fucking nights
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Chicks...
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Aug 7, 2014 05:06
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*me walking behind girl* dayUM look at that rear end nice nice nice im going to marry that fricking butt
*girls phone rings and she reaches into back pocket and takes it out*
me: ahh dammit like a pushup bra for rear end thats not even good butt stupid bitch
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Aug 7, 2014 05:06
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My best friend used to put his phone in the front pocket like a normal human male, and we hung out a lot sharing front pocket experiences. Then he went away to a far away school, and when he came back he was putting his phone in his rear end pocket. That's when I used his toothbrush on my gooch.
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Aug 7, 2014 05:09
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ok so i texted my gf and asked her and she texted back:
quote:i have no idea. o.o i've never done that from what i remember. why do some girls put their phone in their bra? -_-
this is driving me insane
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Aug 7, 2014 05:09
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ok so i texted my gf and asked her and she texted back:
this is driving me insane
This whole thread was an elaborate way to let us know you have a girlfriend, I'll bet.
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Aug 7, 2014 05:10
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*me walking behind girl* dayUM look at that rear end nice nice nice im going to marry that fricking butt
*girls phone rings and she reaches into back pocket and takes it out*
me: ahh dammit like a pushup bra for rear end thats not even good butt stupid bitch
gotta love a girl with an angular rear end. i get hot for a girl with an rear end like dnd die. girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a sharp thing in your face you get sprung.
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Aug 7, 2014 05:10
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girl: does this phone make my rear end look square?
me: whoa, wouldn't touch that one with a ten foot poll! women!
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Aug 7, 2014 05:12
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This whole thread was an elaborate way to let us know you have a girlfriend, I'll bet.
i dunno having a boy/girlfriend is probably a lot more common in byob than any other forum tbqh
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Aug 7, 2014 05:14
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im thinking of switching from the iphone to the galaxy phone. the android functionality is a real plus, and the bigger screen and phone makes my rear end look better.
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Aug 7, 2014 05:14
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I'm going to invent girl pants that only have pockets in the front and also sell pants with the back pockets that have phone-activated glow in the dark words across the rear end that say "Basic Bitch"
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Aug 7, 2014 05:14
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My best friend used to put his phone in the front pocket like a normal human male, and we hung out a lot sharing front pocket experiences. Then he went away to a far away school, and when he came back he was putting his phone in his rear end pocket. That's when I used his toothbrush on my gooch.
Same but I used my toothbrush on his gooch.
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Aug 7, 2014 05:18
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its nice when they put their phone between their boobies
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Aug 7, 2014 05:21
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Delicious endangered confection!
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Do you know where I put mine?
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Aug 7, 2014 06:05
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i dunno having a boy/girlfriend is probably a lot more common in byob than any other forum tbqh
i want a grilfriend
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Aug 7, 2014 06:14
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Do you know where I put mine?
is this a trick question?
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Aug 7, 2014 06:14
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Gotta love my Squirtle Swag
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I text girls to see their rear end light up
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Aug 7, 2014 07:19
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- whoflungpoop
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With you and the constellations
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i put mine in my bra cause android phones arent compatible with pants
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Aug 7, 2014 08:38
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i put mine in my bra cause android
you must have some huge titties to accomplish that feat
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Aug 7, 2014 08:55
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you must have some huge titties to accomplish that feat
BYOB ladies all have large boobs, I'm speaking from experience.
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Aug 7, 2014 09:09
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you must have some huge titties to accomplish that feat
I just noticed that your little chart next to your regdate doesn't work correctly in BYOB.
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Aug 7, 2014 09:10
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literally all women have no dick or balls
makes u think
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