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1. Hate all popular media
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:53 |
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2. stop bathing
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:54 |
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3. post post post
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:54 |
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4 - Kill OP
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:55 |
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5. 5555555555555555555555555555555555 fattttttttt animeeeeeeeeeeeeee misandryyyyyyyyyy frieennnnnnd zoooneeeeeeeeee fattttt is beaaauttifffulllll grey kniiiiiiiightt poliiicee??????????????? 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 my moooooooooooommmmmmmmmm slam whaaaaaaaaalee
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:55 |
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5. be "ironically" offensive towards everything
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:56 |
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goons own
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:57 |
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be british or just a piece of poo poo
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:58 |
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First Bass posted:5. be "ironically" offensive towards everything UNRIONICALLY DIS ^^^^
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:58 |
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Palpek posted:be british or just a piece of poo poo That Dale avatar is p cool
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:59 |
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poo poo your pants as an adult.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 15:00 |
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EmmyOk posted:That Dale avatar is p cool
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 15:01 |
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Palpek posted:thank you, that's very kind I guess we've determined he is not the Perfect Goon
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 15:02 |
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I find goons to be handsome but humble
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 15:02 |
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 15:04 |
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did some goons stomp you guys at sports or something?
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 15:04 |
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have ten bucks
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 15:05 |
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1. Register on internet forums at SomethingAwful.com
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 15:05 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:have ten bucks But this does not guarantee perfection?!!!! We are looking for like the perfect race of goon here
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 15:11 |
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InFlames235 posted:But this does not guarantee perfection?!!!! We are looking for like the perfect race of goon here ok lemme change up the thread title
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 15:14 |
Spanish Manlove posted:ok lemme change up the thread title disappointed u didn't go for "goongenics"
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 15:15 |
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or Eugoonics
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 15:16 |
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steps: have parents in a STEM field watch anime and/or get triggered really hard by anime post about people playing videogames, but have not played that videogame yourself vapid slores make an E/N thread, but denounce the thread later and edit out all of your posts use LSD as harm prevention call up the yorba linda water district have a thousand different mental illnesses so you're on a cocktail of brain altering prescriptions get migraines from scents verify other goons genders at all cost, perhaps by finding posts on other forums that explicitly state and show they're not what they say they are have a panic attack when you talk face to face to someone not in your immediate family report the most banal poo poo on an internet not quite comedy forum talk about your thousand different mental illnesses on the internet not quite comedy forum so catladies will tell you nice things kill youre famil
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 15:18 |
contract fatal irony poisoning/immunity
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 15:18 |
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be on SSI and spend 40hrs/week playing videogames you conned dumb lonely nerds out of by pretending to be a girl
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 15:19 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:ok lemme change up the thread title Haha I can get behind this
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 15:25 |
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the most stereotypically goony trait I've noticed is trying to distance yourself from fat, fail goons who don't bathe, drink soda and are turning this place into freaking virgin central
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 15:31 |
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Cucking Mama posted:the most stereotypically goony trait I've noticed is trying to distance yourself from fat, fail goons who don't bathe, drink soda and are turning this place into freaking virgin central oh poo poo, forgot this one: vehemently hate something, and post non stop about that thing, but then are discovered to be the hilarious polar opposite of the thing you hate and are just as bad as what you crusade against but on the other side of the spectrum examples include being someone who rails against fat people relentlessly in a thread but are then found to be anorexic/dangerously underweight notable inversions include actually being the thing you hate
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 15:34 |
Spanish Manlove posted:oh poo poo, forgot this one: lotta workaholic goons, it seems
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 15:35 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:oh poo poo, forgot this one:
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 15:52 |
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i enjoy watching the televisual program entitled Wentworth
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 15:59 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:
i knew there was a point to my ramblings
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:01 |
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I'm gay?
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:03 |
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believe in myths like bendyma
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:03 |
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cut my dick off that poo poo gives me a boner
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:07 |
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goons are their own genetics program since 99% of them never reproduce.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:08 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:i enjoy watching the televisual program entitled Wentworth Bea is top dog now ... like the whole first two seasons were a preamble to how Prisoner Cell Block H started in 1978 nahh never watch it honest
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:18 |
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Suck my dick
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:22 |
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Palpek posted:be british or just a piece of poo poo
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 05:16 |
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liquid diets of mountain dew and pepsi
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