- gagelion
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piece of poo poo was driving like an rear end in a top hat (seriously was going >80 in a 50 mph zone). I ended up cutting him off (not even on purpose) and he kept trying to pass me but got blocked by other traffic. I wasn't even trying to gently caress with him, it just kind of worked out that way.
so the loving guy starts tailing me. as soon as I noticed, I slammed on my breaks, changed lanes and got behind him. I put on my high beams, caught a glimpse of his license plate and wrote it down in my phone just in case. anyway, this loving tool PULLS OVER to start following me again. fartknocker followed me for like 5 miles across 2 different highways and just wouldn't let up. if I slowed down, he'd slow down etc. eventually I juked him by speeding up then slamming on my breaks and taking an exit faster than he could react.
because of my job I can very easily look people up by their license plate. illegal though it may be, I looked him up anyway and he's this 30 year old guy with an awful driving record (2 DUIs lmao) who lives like a half hour away from me in a shithole city that people in my state dump on for being such a shithole.
I'm sending him a letter that says "You're not as anonymous as you think you are, fartblaster. Think twice before you try to intimidate someone, because you never know who it might be." gonna mail it from a few towns away. I hope he shits himself. I know it wasn't necessary, but I wore vinyl gloves while I stuffed/sealed/addressed the envelope and it's sitting in a ziplock bag so I won't leave any prints (paranoid as gently caress but you never know).
Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Aug 7, 2014
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piece of poo poo was driving like an rear end in a top hat (seriously was going >80 in a 50 mph zone). I ended up cutting him off (not even on purpose) and he kept trying to pass me but got blocked by other traffic. I wasn't even trying to gently caress with him, it just kind of worked out that way.
so the loving guy starts tailing me. as soon as I noticed, I slammed on my breaks, changed lanes and got behind him. I put on my high beams, caught a glimpse of his license plate and wrote it down in my phone just in case. anyway, this loving tool PULLS OVER to start following me again. human being followed me for like 5 miles across 2 different highways and just wouldn't let up. if I slowed down, he'd slow down etc. eventually I juked him by speeding up then slamming on my breaks and taking an exit faster than he could react.
because of my job I can very easily look people up by their license plate. illegal though it may be, I looked him up anyway and he's this 30 year old guy with an awful driving record (2 DUIs lmao) who lives like a half hour away from me in a shithole city that people in my state dump on for being such a shithole.
I'm sending him a letter that says "You're not as anonymous as you think you are, human being. Think twice before you try to intimidate someone, because you never know who it might be." gonna mail it from a few towns away. I hope he shits himself. I know it wasn't necessary, but I wore vinyl gloves while I stuffed/sealed/addressed the envelope and it's sitting in a ziplock bag so I won't leave any prints (paranoid as gently caress but you never know).
You misspelled "brakes."
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Aug 7, 2014 16:55
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- BadLlama
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maybe that human being was just trying to give you a blowjob
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Aug 7, 2014 16:56
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- Dynamite Dog
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When two people road rage at each other it's always important to get the last word in
Good job op
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Aug 7, 2014 16:56
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- Emmideer
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Lovely night, no?
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You misspelled "im gay"
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Aug 7, 2014 16:56
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- kumba
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I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!
enjoy the ride
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"paranoid as gently caress"
*posts escapade on public forum*
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Aug 7, 2014 16:56
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- Cubone
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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No results found for "because of my job I can very easily look people up by their license plate. illegal though it may be".
Results for because of my job I can very easily look people up by their license plate. illegal though it may be (without quotes):
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Aug 7, 2014 16:58
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- gagelion
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by XyloJW
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wait what the tell is byob there did gbs go
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Aug 7, 2014 16:59
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- Disco_Bandit
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sounds like a good way to get fired and never be trusted with personal information ever again imo
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Aug 7, 2014 16:59
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- Spanish Manlove
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HAILGAYSATAN
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wait what the tell is byob there did gbs go
congratulations on now being BYOB only
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Aug 7, 2014 16:59
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- google THIS
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I'm sending him a letter that says "You're not as anonymous as you think you are, human being. Think twice before you try to intimidate someone, because you never know who it might be." gonna mail it from a few towns away. I hope he shits himself. I know it wasn't necessary, but I wore vinyl gloves while I stuffed/sealed/addressed the envelope and it's sitting in a ziplock bag so I won't leave any prints (paranoid as gently caress but you never know).
arnie alt spotted
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Aug 7, 2014 17:00
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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lol BYOB the shitdump for GBS.
This thread is one of those long story threads. yeah.
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Aug 7, 2014 17:00
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- Cosmic Charlie
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How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
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Well who was it?
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Aug 7, 2014 17:01
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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wait what the tell is byob there did gbs go
BYOB 8.2: wait what the tell is byob there did gbs go
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Aug 7, 2014 17:01
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- Disco_Bandit
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guys I antagonized someone and am surprised they reacted badly should I continue escalating y/n?
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Aug 7, 2014 17:01
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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guys I antagonized someone and am surprised they reacted badly should I continue escalating y/n?
emphatic yes.
more deaths by road rage lol.
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Aug 7, 2014 17:02
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- InterceptorV8
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Loaded up and trucking.We gonna do what they say cant be done.
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Don't worry, he has your plates and info as well.
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Aug 7, 2014 17:02
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- heard u like girls
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those replies when they find out they in the byob ghetto now never stops being funy iBet
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Aug 7, 2014 17:04
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- heard u like girls
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is that slang or from duke of hazards
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Aug 7, 2014 17:07
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- tao of lmao
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this one time a kid was really rude to me so i followed him home and forced him to watch me murder his parents 
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Aug 7, 2014 17:08
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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this one time a kid was really rude to me so i followed him home and forced him to watch me murder his parents
Eric Cartman?
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Aug 7, 2014 17:08
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- Cosmic Charlie
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How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
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Lets face it, road rage is the closest many of us will ever get to arena combat and it could happen without warning, thats why I keep a KoRn cd in my car at all times
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Aug 7, 2014 17:09
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- google THIS
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I looked him up anyway and he's this 30 year old guy with an awful driving record (2 DUIs lmao) who lives like a half hour away from me in a shithole city that people in my state dump on for being such a shithole.
i may be reaching here but i feel like this sentence is implying something along the lines of "don't worry guys it was just a filthy poor not a real person"
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Aug 7, 2014 17:11
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- Yobgoblin
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Pretending like you have a loaded gun works. Having a loaded gun always works.
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Aug 7, 2014 17:12
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i may be reaching here but i feel like this sentence is implying something along the lines of "don't worry guys it was just a filthy poor not a real person"
Nope... no, I think you hit that one head on, Jett.
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Aug 7, 2014 17:13
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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I keep cans of corn. People think twice if you whip a can of corn at them when you are doing 80. I wear gloves and keep them in ziplock baggies of course.
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Aug 7, 2014 17:15
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- Diqnol
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Next time someone does that, lead them into a brick wall.
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Aug 7, 2014 17:16
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this is where i usually welcome our new friends, but tbh i'm not in love with the op right now so here's a picture of a corgi
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Aug 7, 2014 17:19
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Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
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moments before the wind.
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OP chill out ... plz!
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Aug 7, 2014 17:23
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Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.
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You should have lead him into a fast food drive through LOL. He would have felt so dumb, cause when he is behind you heh as to order something too. lmao...
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Aug 7, 2014 17:24
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OP is either a fakeposter or psychotic or both, looking at his post history
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Aug 7, 2014 17:27
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You should have lead him into a fast food drive through LOL. He would have felt so dumb, cause when he is behind you heh as to order something too. lmao...
At our wedding I asked my best man (who was a woman) to please please bring a couple sandwiches for us to eat on the way to the reception so we could spend time visiting with our guests instead of eating.
She didn't do this, deciding instead that she'd take us through the Taco Bell drive-thru. Well, okay. So we're sitting there waiting to order when someone drives up beside us, rolls down his window, and hollers out "you've got like 20 cars following you trying to get to the reception hall". We look behind us, and sure enough.
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Aug 7, 2014 17:27
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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At our wedding I asked my best man (who was a woman) to please please bring a couple sandwiches for us to eat on the way to the reception so we could spend time visiting with our guests instead of eating.
She didn't do this, deciding instead that she'd take us through the Taco Bell drive-thru. Well, okay. So we're sitting there waiting to order when someone drives up beside us, rolls down his window, and hollers out "you've got like 20 cars following you trying to get to the reception hall". We look behind us, and sure enough.
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