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bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
Now I just need a wife and someone to gently caress her

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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
my wife

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
http://mail-order-brides-websites.no1reviews.com/ Best of Luck, Cuck.

doomisland
Oct 5, 2004

god bless

BowieFett
Oct 21, 2008

Keep on cuckin'

Sax
Mar 30, 2008

I'm your coffee, pal! :coffeepal:
Mari trompé, mari heureux: le fantasme du "cuckold".

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

It is my opinion that the words cuck and oval office should swap definitions.

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
Be your own wife and go gently caress yourself.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Jimson posted:

Be your own wife and go gently caress yourself.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

wow

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I wish you the best of cuck. :iamafag:

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Why are there only Russians and waifus?

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
I want one of those waifus but the site seems kinda scammy

edit - 100% scam free guarantee

http://mail-order-brides-websites.no1reviews.com/videos/AsianDate.html

looks like i was wrong

bigzak fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Aug 8, 2014

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
music to cuck to (only have to change the lyrics a bit)

Keep cuckin', cuckin', cuckin',
Though they're disapprovin',
Keep them doggies movin' Raw-wife!
Don't try to understand 'em,
Just rope and throw and grab 'em,
Soon we'll be living high and wide.
Boy my heart's calculatin'
My true love will be waitin', be waiting at the end of my ride.

Move 'em on, head 'em up,
Head 'em up, move 'em out,
Move 'em on, head 'em out Raw-wife!
Set 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, let 'em out,
Cuck 'em out, ride 'em in Raw-wife.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Like, what if I want a mail order wife from Ghana, or France?

BouncingBuckyBalls
Feb 15, 2011
Become a gay cuck. It will be more unique and you get to watch a guy plow your husband.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

BouncingBuckyBalls posted:

Become a gay cuck. It will be more unique and you get to watch a guy plow your husband.

Danger zone...

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Maoist Pussy posted:

Like, what if I want a mail order wife from Ghana, or France?

Be born into a rich Saudi Arabian family.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Cuck dweebs erryday

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
i'll sword your wife op

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
if someone tries to cuck me it'll be the last thing they ever do. i don't care. i'll spend the rest of my life in prison.

veilo
Jul 17, 2010

Never posts
I can be your wife, find a decent dude to gently caress me.

Just please, no gay stuff ok ?

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007


I've always assumed these are 100% scams and that mail order brides might have been a thing in the 50s but was mostly just a joke in movies.

What I am saying is how do I get a real mail order bride and how much will it realistically cost? I'm talking pre-cuck expenses

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.

BouncingBuckyBalls posted:

Become a gay cuck. It will be more unique and you get to watch a guy plow your husband.

thats just being gay.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
You're on a bit of a bind because any wife you do find no one will want to gently caress them

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

I've always assumed these are 100% scams and that mail order brides might have been a thing in the 50s but was mostly just a joke in movies.

What I am saying is how do I get a real mail order bride and how much will it realistically cost? I'm talking pre-cuck expenses

My great uncle had a mail order wife for a few years before she died. I got the impression that if you can house them and their kid and make sure they get their visa then its pretty cheap. That dude hadn't had a job in decades when she showed up.

saig
Mar 9, 2003

i see your reply and raise you an i dont give a shit
delete your internet

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
*shouts across pawn shop* drat IT CUCKLEE WHATRE YOU DOING NOW

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
wish you'd take a big step in your life and stop posting


or at least post something more original than cuck lmdo omg !!!!! haha!!! cuck!!!!!!!!

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


carefully

PainBreak
Jun 9, 2001
Heeeeeeeee poop. :airquote: :a2m:

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

uG posted:

wish you'd take a big step in your life and stop posting


or at least post something more original than cuck lmdo omg !!!!! haha!!! cuck!!!!!!!!

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Xaris posted:

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HiFiSi
Apr 11, 2007

RIP in piece Nate Dee-oh-double-gee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyJDi8RHAE8

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
quack.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


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Roy
Sep 24, 2007
hey john wanna pass me the cuck- i mean puck

jeff, are you thinking what i'm thinking?

sesame_samuel_
Dec 24, 2012

Pork Pro
just skip right to the end of the process and cry while your penis stiffens and deflates rapidly from the emotional and sexual confusion like some tiny inflatable tube man taken from the miniature car dealership he was in front of and now cupped in your sweaty lonely hand

much easier than getting married and all that

Pirateparty
Apr 12, 2007

Scurvy
^now THATS poetry, robert frost can suck a dick. or watch

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neonburzt
Jul 25, 2010
Finally decided to read up on this whole cuck thing that gbs just loves to talk about and I was glad that my fav authoritative source had made a segment on it and.... what the hell guys? seriously?

http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-sex/mandingo-full-length

You can skip to the last quarter to see that sad man who brought his wife to the party.

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