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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Chandler Harnish doesn't look terrible.

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panascope
Mar 26, 2005

Lol this game

Schwack
Jan 31, 2003

Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

Benne posted:

Well hopefully we never have to see this O-line lineup in the regular season

You mean you dont like the power combo of Caylin Hauptmann and Lemuel Jean-Pierre on the inside?

I assume these guys are going to play basically the entire game. Which is probably good for all of them.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Take the safety!! For the Superbowl flashback.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Kalli posted:

Sushi and Bowling now available at Patriots Place.

Dear god those poor stadium workers. Who thought drunk sushi puke would be a good addition to a stadium.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Schwack posted:

You mean you dont like the power combo of Caylin Hauptmann and Lemuel Jean-Pierre on the inside?

I assume these guys are going to play basically the entire game. Which is probably good for all of them.

I legit never heard of Caylin Hauptmann until like 15 minutes ago and thought Twitter was whooshing me.

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


jets offense putrid, water wet

Schwack
Jan 31, 2003

Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

Benne posted:

I legit never heard of Caylin Hauptmann until like 15 minutes ago and thought Twitter was whooshing me.

He's been getting a lot of talk in training camp, but he's obviously really inexperienced.

Michael Bennett is still a disruptive monster all over the place I love him.

midwat
May 6, 2007

:siren: Garappolo time

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I love muscle rippling under black skin

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Garoppolo already better than Mallett

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
Yes NFL Network please keep cutting back to the terrible people in the booth instead of the actual football game. You guys are the best.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Kalli posted:

Sushi and Bowling now available at Patriots Place.


If only he was any good, then Jimmy Graham could just point at him emphatically

Sanzenbacher last season every now and then would apparate on to the field somehow, make an amazing 4th down catch, and then cackle and disappear in a puff of smoke never to be seen until his next random visit

midwat
May 6, 2007

Redskins defender saved Jimmy from making a two-handed pass attempt

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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:backtowork:
Patriot QB controversy?

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


what is wrong with nick mangold's eyes

Schwack
Jan 31, 2003

Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!
I'm loving the fellating Manning is getting here, as if he's facing the same defense. GOD.

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Mangold's bloody hands :stonk:

Mrit
Sep 26, 2007

by exmarx
Grimey Drawer
Flag count: Broncos 4, Seahawks 0.
So bizarre.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
I miss Andrew Hawkins.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Well, Garoppolo is already better then Mallett. Faster release, actually hitting dudes wearing Patriots uniforms.

waah posted:

Dear god those poor stadium workers. Who thought drunk sushi puke would be a good addition to a stadium.

Oh no, it's actually funnier. It's a luxury restaurant / bowling alley that serves lobster tails and sushi in the mall next to the Pats' stadium.

It's called "Splitsville - Howl to the Moon"

The Piper
Feb 18, 2007

Step right up and greet the Mets
wow Garrapollo

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
THats a loving touchdown you retarded refs!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Holy poo poo, I don't care if that's incomplete, that was awesome.

midwat
May 6, 2007

Kalli posted:

Holy poo poo, I don't care if that's incomplete, that was awesome.

Yeah, how has he apparently shown none of this in practice?

Zifnab
Aug 21, 2005

Hope Springs Eternal
Demaryus Thomas is going to get 10 catches in the first two drives

Schwack
Jan 31, 2003

Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

Zifnab posted:

Demaryus Thomas is going to get 10 catches in the first two drives

They wont line him up against Sherman so that's working out OK.

ColonelCurmudgeon
May 2, 2005

Shall I give thee the groat now?
Loving Garropolo's arm so far.

EDIT: AND elusive?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
THAT WAS ALMOST SO loving COOL

Zifnab
Aug 21, 2005

Hope Springs Eternal
There's also going to be 20 penalties in the first two drives

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

This Bengals/Chiefs game prompted me to try and find the highest scoring preseason game in history and my results were unsuccessful.

Instead I got distracted by reading about the 'college all-star game' on wikipedia in which NFL teams took on a team comprised of, you guessed it, college all-stars. During which, the NFL champions (and later SuperBowl champions) played a game against the college players.

This somehow existed for 42 years and I was unaware of it. It was eventually stopped because of the difference in talent level between pros and collegiate athletes.

The last team to ever lose to the college kids was the 1963 Packers.

The more you know.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Kalli posted:

Holy poo poo, I don't care if that's incomplete, that was awesome.

That looked complete?

Schwack
Jan 31, 2003

Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!
lmao that's the most delayed call on a neutral zone infraction of all time.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Oh hey, they were telling me Kelce was supposed to be good a year ago. Maybe he'll be good now.

gently caress you Trent Green for saying the same thing.

Famous TV Dad
Nov 1, 2011

hey nice kelce!

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Cincy defense: bad.

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


"matt sims has this offense down cold"

*takes off to the left for no reason, gets sacked for a 5-yard loss*

yep

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


fumbled snap. yepppppppp

FooF
Mar 26, 2010
3rd and 42...completely doable

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBgBysBUX6E

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