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thinking about picking up a lady tomorrow at the bar and repeatedly putting my penis in her. hopefully she won't be ugly or my hand
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They usually have their boyfriend with them. Bring a knife.
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Aug 8, 2014 03:16
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lower your expectations op
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Aug 8, 2014 03:16
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Sounds like a plan OP. You might want to imbibe some alcohol beforehand. I haven't tried it myself but a lot of goon bar vets seem to recommend it.
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Aug 8, 2014 03:17
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i drank at a bar everyday for 5 years and only banged one chick i met while there. what i am saying, op, is keep dreamin'!
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Aug 8, 2014 03:18
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The only single women who go to a bar alone for the sole purpose of getting some D are usually fat chain smoking middle aged women trying to get away from the husband and kids.
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Aug 8, 2014 03:19
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I drank at a bar every day for 5 years and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
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Aug 8, 2014 03:19
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im too poor to drink at bars
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Wicker Man posted:The only single women who go to a bar alone for the sole purpose of getting some D are usually fat chain smoking middle aged women trying to get away from the husband and kids. yeah this. all the hotties are on tinder now.
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Aug 8, 2014 03:21
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Wicker Man posted:The only single women who go to a bar alone for the sole purpose of getting some D are usually fat chain smoking middle aged women trying to get away from the husband and kids. there's only like one good bar where i'm at and everyone usually doesn't go outside the group they know. might have to go to a dive bar if I get really drunk/horny
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Aug 8, 2014 03:22
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I don't think women appreciate being lifted up without permission OP. But if you are planning on it, please make it a suplex onto the bar counter, then drink some steveweisers.
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Aug 8, 2014 03:22
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tinder is prejudice against people who don't have facebooks
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Aug 8, 2014 03:23
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most people who go to bars hate people who approach them as they are usually in groups with their own friends and you're just interrupting them. Me and my friend go to bars and look at loners interacting with one another its pretty magical, nothing usually happens but its funny how long they pretend to ignore each other, for an awkwardly long amount of time.
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Aug 8, 2014 03:23
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Gaunab posted:thinking about picking up a lady tomorrow at the bar and repeatedly putting my penis in her. hopefully she won't be ugly or my hand Same except instead of putting my penis inside of her I will drive her to her destination & accept my fare because I am a taxi driver.
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Aug 8, 2014 03:23
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when i was 14, op, my dad took us to a bar in north carolina and this gross old hick woman started caressing my shoulder until I walked away but I don't know why she was doing it
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Aug 8, 2014 03:25
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she sounds classy OP. i recommend bending your knee and making an honest women of this fictional character
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Aug 8, 2014 03:25
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Bar sluts love the D, virginia slims and Valtrex
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thanks guys for reminding me i'm too ugly to have women fling themselves at me dick and balls. i guess i need to go take a pua course so i know how to neg and kino and all that jazz
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Aug 8, 2014 03:31
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Gaunab posted:thanks guys for reminding me i'm too ugly to have women fling themselves at me dick and balls. i guess i need to go take a pua course so i know how to neg and kino and all that jazz Have you tried Axe body spray, OP?
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Aug 8, 2014 03:41
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this is the best way to act in the bar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcQ_5Dz8HV4
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Gaunab posted:thanks guys for reminding me i'm too ugly to have women fling themselves at me dick and balls. i guess i need to go take a pua course so i know how to neg and kino and all that jazz Just say hi and then speak naturally and make them laugh but don't try too hard and also be sexually desirable
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Aug 8, 2014 03:47
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argghh
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Aug 8, 2014 03:52
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etalian posted:this is the best way to act in the bar: Oh Goddamnit now I have to watch this loving movie.
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Oh Goddamnit now I have to watch this loving movie. Its bad, I like the Cruise Missile but this movie blew, watch Collateral instead even if you seen it before
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Aug 8, 2014 03:54
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mookface posted:Just say hi and then speak naturally and make them laugh but don't try too hard and also be sexually desirable That sounds like too much work. Is there like a hypnosis trick I can learn?
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mookface posted:also be sexually desirable this sounds tricky. do u have a flowchart I can cross-reference???
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Aug 8, 2014 03:55
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Fandyien posted:im too poor to drink at bars
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Trixie Hardcore posted:That sounds like too much work. Is there like a hypnosis trick I can learn? Yes if by hypnsosis you mean 'look over there for a few seconds would you' then yes
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Aug 8, 2014 03:56
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you people with tinder need to check your smartphone privilege.
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Aug 8, 2014 03:56
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pick up an extra trollop for me, but make sure you chloroform her before you hand her over, i can't deal with the screaming and crying
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Aug 8, 2014 04:00
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etalian posted:this is the best way to act in the bar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c
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mookface posted:Just say hi and then speak naturally and make them laugh but don't try too hard and also be sexually desirable do i have to wear gaudy clothes too?
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Gaunab posted:do i have to wear gaudy clothes too? Just something that shows off your muscles, but tastefully like a well fitting button up shirt
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Aug 8, 2014 04:03
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cheers was a good show
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You should go to a bar and read a book. It works for me.
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Aug 8, 2014 04:06
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mookface posted:Just something that shows off your muscles, but tastefully like a well fitting button up shirt Does starting a bar fight count as showing off my muscles?
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Aug 8, 2014 04:11
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Fandyien posted:cheers was a good show Cheers was a hella good show. check out Woody planting the seeds for Natural Born Killers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11EFq0lyAv8 
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:i drank at a bar everyday for 5 years and only banged one chick i met while there. what i am saying, op, is keep dreamin'! Yeah but how many guys?
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Does starting a bar fight count as showing off my muscles? It looks good to stick up for someone weak or to say something to someone who is disrespecting a girl. If it comes to blows you have to do what you have to do
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etalian posted:this is the best way to act in the bar: of course that's your contention https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azM6xSTT2I0
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