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Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

What the hell is he even eating.

Also, Pep refused to shake hands with Porter because they crocked Schweini, I love a good tantrum. Also, welcome back mackintosh

oh thank god, a new page

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

hopterque posted:

Christ, timg that poo poo.
He tried to...

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
lewandowski scored a nice goal, still a gigantic piece of poo poo though who's now peddling t-mobile "jump" contracts, i hope he jumps in front of a bus

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

mackintosh posted:

lewandowski scored a nice goal, still a gigantic piece of poo poo though who's now peddling t-mobile "jump" contracts, i hope he jumps in front of a bus

Nice meltdown (to no one's surprise)

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Dunban posted:

Nice meltdown (to no one's surprise)

Thank you, but this is nothing, I'm pacing myself for the Euro qualifiers.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Lazlow posted:

Lol'd at Landycakes replacing Henry for all of ten minutes, during which he "scored" an obviously offside goal

It wasn't.

Lazlow posted:

and also at the MLS players fouling so much and playing like it was a world cup match.

They weren't. It was one questionable tackle (that hardly looked bad in slomo) and one collision with a midget.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
I didn't watch the game but I saw the clip of Pep's staff refusing to shake the MLS coach's hand, what a bunch of babies.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Mainz are out of the Europa League after losing against *checks notes* Greece giants Asteras Tripolis.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Lol didn't they pull the same stunt last year? Good job.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Katana Gomai posted:

Lol didn't they pull the same stunt last year? Good job.

Three years ago, but yeah.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Dunban posted:

Three years ago, but yeah.

what the gently caress has that really been three years


goddamn I'm old

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Toxx time is over, so here's A POST OF :toxx:ES (just quote this into the OP, Frankenfreak)

FC BAYERN
Healbot: Probate me for eleven years for a week if Bayern don't win the league (you read that right).
Smirr: Probate me for 6 hours if Bayern don't win the Schale.

BORUSSIA DORTMUND
MuLepton: Probate me for one week each time Dortmund beats Bayern plus one additional day for each goal they score more in that match.

FC SCHALKE
Myron: Probate me for 2 weeks if Schalke doesn't get rid of Keller. (If he goes back to being youth coach, that also counts as getting rid of him.)

BAYER LEVERKUSEN
bignose: Probate me for a week if Leverkusen beats Köln at the RheinEnergie Stadion.

Katana Gomai: Probate me for a week if Köln beats Leverkusen in any game this season.
Probate me for two weeks if they beat us twice.
Probate me for a month if they finish the season ahead of us.

General Probe: Probate me one day for every -1 GD Leverkusen finishes with in Europe this season.
Probate me for one week if they fail to finish top four this season.
Probate me for three weeks if they get no CL/EL spot.
Ban me if they are relegated, but that's not going to happen.

FC AUGSBURG
Honj Steak: Ban me if Augsburg gets relegated.

VFB STUTTGART
bignose: Probate me for a month if Stuttgart fires Veh during the season.

HERTHA BSC
Smirr: probate me for a month if Hertha get relegated.
Ban me if they play in the EL or CL next season (unless it's by that fair play poo poo again).
Permaban me if they win the league.

WERDER BREMEN
scourgeofthe7bees: For the point difference between Werder and first-place team, multiply that number by 12 and probate me for that many hours.
If this number is 0, that means Werder have won the league at which point I would like a custom title of "WERDER PLASTIC - MILLIARDEN JAHRE GRÜN-WEIß" (I don't think it works that way - KG.)

HAMBURGER SV
Frungy!: Please ban me if HSV gets relegated.

azathosk: I'll jump on the toxx train as well. Probate me for a week if HSV does NOT sack Mirko Slomka before January.

1. FC KÖLN
Gold and a Pager: probate me for a month if 1. FC Koeln get relegated and/or for one week if Fortuna Duesseldorf get promoted.

1. FC NÜRNBERG
frankenfreak: gently caress it, I'll toxx as well. Taking my inspiration from Katana Gomai, probate me for one week every time Greuther beat us and ban me if they finish the season ahead of us.

nippythefish: Nürnberg advances to 1.Bundesliga at the conclusion of the season. I'll take a ban if this doesn't happen.

ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI (lol)
Dunban: Also, in honor of our friend Mackintosh: probate me for one day for each goal that Robert Lewandowski is behind the top scorer of the league at the end of the season

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

lol that 6 hour toxx was supposed to be a joke, but whatever. I think I'll survive

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
^^ If I were you, I'd be more worried about those Hertha toxxes.

Katana Gomai posted:

Toxx time is over, so here's A POST OF :toxx:ES (just quote this into the OP, Frankenfreak)
Done.

frankenfreak fucked around with this message at 09:42 on Aug 8, 2014

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Smirr posted:

lol that 6 hour toxx was supposed to be a joke, but whatever. I think I'll survive

I figured, but you posted it regardless. :twisted:

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Katana Gomai posted:

ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI (lol)
Dunban: Also, in honor of our friend Mackintosh: probate me for one day for each goal that Robert Lewandowski is behind the top scorer of the league at the end of the season

I'm touched and honoured. I'm looking forward to Lewandowski's career threatening injury even more now than ever.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

frankenfreak posted:

^^ If I were you, I'd be more worried about those Hertha toxxes.
Done.

If this season looks anything like 2008/2009 I'll be having multiple meltdowns simultaneously every weekend. Other than that, whatever, I'll gladly eat a ban if it means we can poo poo up the UEFA coefficient some more

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

FC Kopenhagen. I'll take it.

scourgeofthe7bees
Jun 21, 2008


Katana Gomai posted:

Toxx time is over, so here's A POST OF :toxx:ES (just quote this into the OP, Frankenfreak)


WERDER BREMEN
scourgeofthe7bees: For the point difference between Werder and first-place team, multiply that number by 12 and probate me for that many hours.
If this number is 0, that means Werder have won the league at which point I would like a custom title of "WERDER PLASTIC - MILLIARDEN JAHRE GRÜN-WEIß" (I don't think it works that way - KG.)


I don't think it works that way either, but between you and me, I also don't think we really need to worry about it!

SporkOfTruth
Sep 1, 2006

this kid walked up to me and was like man schmitty your stache is ghetto and I was like whatever man your 3b look like a dishrag.

he was like damn.
Red Bull "Rasen-Ballsport" Leipzig beat Sechzig 3-0 in the Allianz Arena. There is no god and football is dead.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

SporkOfTruth posted:

Red Bull "Rasen-Ballsport" Leipzig beat Sechzig 3-0 in the Allianz Arena. There is no god and football is dead.

Yeah, but Sechzig are dogturd.

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

FEED ME SNAKES
Looking forward to 1.FCN gegen Fürth tonight. Got my gently caress Fü shawl primed.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Reminder that the OP of this very thread will be on probation for a week if Nürnberg loses tonight.

Distant Mist
Apr 22, 2008
1860 sent their 18-year-old captain to train with the second team for "disciplinary reasons". God that club is entertaining.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Distant Mist posted:

1860 sent their 18-year-old captain to train with the second team for "disciplinary reasons". God that club is entertaining.

Probably trying to beef up their second team for the upcoming derby. But at this rate, if Bayern II gets promoted, Sechzig will have to play that derby with their first squad.

AlexF
Jul 12, 2006

Gross!
http://www.tz.de/sport/1860-muenchen/1860-muenchen-suspendiert-fuenf-spieler-party-nach-pleite-kaiserslautern-3772213.html

There are always two options in those cases, the other one being a fist fight.

And hookers, but no one at Sechzig should be able to afford those.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:suicide: See you in one week!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

frankenfreak posted:

:suicide: See you in one week!

lol 5:1 now

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

frankenfreak posted:

:suicide: See you in one week!

Lmao, tough break man.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Hahaha amazing. Nürnberg are the best

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Looking forward to Sechzig, Nürnberg and Bayern II in 3. Liga next year, phwoar

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Dunban posted:

Looking forward to Sechzig, Nürnberg and Bayern II in 3. Liga next year, phwoar

Almost Bayernliga

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

frankenfreak posted:

:suicide: See you in one week!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

loving lol

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

FEED ME SNAKES
feeling might optimistic about my toxx now :suicide:

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

I am so glad I'm at least partially responsible for this.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
At least we somehow dodged the bullet of more dickpix itt

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

:frogsiren: THE KICKTIPP HAS BEEN RESET :frogsiren:

For now it only consists of the Bundesligatipps as well as the DFB-Pokal (starting in the 2nd round). The German UEFA games will be added as soon as the group stages have been drawn. The only rule change this season is that I changed the deadline from 5 minutes to one minute prior to kickoff.

http://www.kicktipp.de/goons/

Sign up!* Tipp your kicks! Don't forget the bonus tipps!

*returning players won't have to sign up again. I'll purge non-returnees a couple weeks into the season.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
I'm putting my chips on Immobile to take the bundesliga by storm.

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

FEED ME SNAKES

ephex posted:

At least we somehow dodged the bullet of more dickpix itt

don't count your chickens, son. :chord:

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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
TOD UND HASS DEM T-S-V

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