Forums user MOOBS has died: a retrospective.

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brick cow

We all know or are aware of the infamous forums poster moobs. He died. I don't actually remember if moobs was a good poster or not I do remember being uncomfortable enough by his avatars to iniate my first personal block on a single image in adblock. So, hey moobs, you won there, I guess.

Even as a young child moobs was slightly off.

But he embraced his one redeeming quality quickly and with confidence.

Like most of us he grew into an awkward teenager.

And then into a dancing black man.

But that phaze ended as it always does and as a result of spending months in front of a computer screen he turned white again and settled down into the moobs we know and ~~love~~ tolerate.

However the days have not been kind to ol' moobsey, he ended up looking like a fat old jack nicholson only he was broke and couldn't score chicks. But he could score some sweet sub sandwiches.

And then Moobs died.

RIP moobs.

# ? Aug 8, 2014 08:10

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Waltzing Along: There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

hooray

# ? Aug 8, 2014 08:11

somethingawful bf

# ? Aug 8, 2014 08:12

jarvis cocker: by Lowtax

# ? Aug 8, 2014 08:14

treasured8elief

# ? Aug 8, 2014 08:14

Morkyz

I'm glad of it.

# ? Aug 8, 2014 08:15

SerSpook

stupid moobsie

# ? Aug 8, 2014 08:17

The Protagonist: The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

you were weak enough to need software intervention to prevent you from viewing images OP

MOOBS avatars would only make your constitution stronger, you chose weakness OP

there is no place for you in the new world

# ? Aug 8, 2014 08:18

brick cow

moobs death is less popular than not washing your hands in a public restroom, suck it moobs!

# ? Aug 8, 2014 08:35

Justin Godscock: Listen here, funnyman!

Good, he shat up the forums anyways.

# ? Aug 8, 2014 08:36

Shasta Orange Soda

# ? Aug 8, 2014 08:39

Maoist Pussy: by Lowtax

brick cow posted:

I do remember being uncomfortable enough by his avatars to iniate my first personal block on a single image in adblock.

Me too, man, that poo poo was unbearable.

# ? Aug 8, 2014 08:49

Howard Beale: It's like this, Peanut

free moobs

# ? Aug 8, 2014 08:51

Iseeyouseemeseeyou

How'd he die op

# ? Aug 8, 2014 08:53

Robo Reagan: by Fluffdaddy

forums user a misanthrope died of a heart attack after taking too many uppers seriously that dude posted about how he took like 250mg of vyvanse and hasn't posted again in weeks :rip:

# ? Aug 8, 2014 08:53

The Protagonist: The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

i'm just gonna reiterate: anyone who couldn't deal with moobs' avatar is a weak little pissant

# ? Aug 8, 2014 08:53

Morkyz

I masturbated to each one of moobs avatars, and posts.

# ? Aug 8, 2014 08:54

brick cow

same but only posts.

# ? Aug 8, 2014 08:58

Abysswalker

Robo Reagan posted:

forums user a misanthrope died of a heart attack after taking too many uppers seriously that dude posted about how he took like 250mg of vyvanse and hasn't posted again in weeks

good

# ? Aug 8, 2014 08:58

Morkyz

when moobs died I went back, looked at his avis, and masturbated. The fact that he's dead now gave it a kinky feel.

# ? Aug 8, 2014 09:00

rootphreak: HO HO HO
SPREAD EM FOR SANTA

MOOBS actually died from an allergic reaction to my cum. Sorry GBS

# ? Aug 8, 2014 13:55

Senior Management

I remember not touching myself but my eyes lingering on his avatar a bit longer than they should.

# ? Aug 8, 2014 14:02

lonesomedwarf

im sad irl

# ? Aug 8, 2014 14:07

lonesomedwarf

i mean because of this news

# ? Aug 8, 2014 14:07

vyst

MOOBS

# ? Aug 8, 2014 14:09

BluPotato

I remeber Moobs he was a poster.... he said poo poo on a stupid forum and made me uncomfortable with his avatar. RIP

# ? Aug 8, 2014 14:09

Libelous Slander: ... you're just creepy ...

there goes my last chance to touch a titty not my own

# ? Aug 8, 2014 14:51

rezatahs: by Smythe

lol if you care about dead goons

# ? Aug 8, 2014 14:55

brick cow

BluPotato posted:

I remeber Moobs he was a poster.... he said poo poo on a stupid forum and made me uncomfortable with his avatar. RIP

gone but not forgotten. RIP

# ? Aug 8, 2014 15:37

SniperWoreConverse

I didn't know moobs could get cancer like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

# ? Aug 8, 2014 15:41

Pope Corky the IX: What are you looking at?

Some of those nipples are really upsetting.

EDIT: At least five of them.

# ? Aug 8, 2014 15:58

Howard Beale: It's like this, Peanut

and may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest

flights hell you're gonna need a few squadrons

# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:09

funeral home DJ

Howard Beale posted:

and may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest

flights hell you're gonna need a few squadrons

let's all hope God has a front-end loader he rents out to the angels in case of these "special situations"

# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:15

Smeego: japan sucks

MOOBS had a very genuine username/AV combo and I respected that

# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:23

redshirt: Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Did you ever know
that you were my hero?

You're everything I've
always hoped to be.

I can fly HIGHer than
an eagle,

because Moobs was the
wind beneath my wings....

Goodbye, Gentle Forums Poster...

# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:29

you irl

he should have been named 'jo sesh' because that's what happened every time i saw his av

# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:53

a shiny rock

finally

# ? Aug 8, 2014 16:55

Subliminal Sauce: Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!

I died a couple times so far far no one's broken out the fancy silverware for the occasion. I say just stick a plastic spoon up his rear end & let him rot in piece already

# ? Aug 8, 2014 17:16

Pope Corky the IX: What are you looking at?

Was this the guy that breastfed a squirrel?

# ? Aug 8, 2014 17:23

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brick cow

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Was this the guy that breastfed a squirrel?

no, that was you. i don't understand where you got that confusion from.

# ? Aug 8, 2014 17:43

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