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Bizarro Watt
May 30, 2010

My responsibility is to follow the Scriptures which call upon us to occupy the land until Jesus returns.

Miltank posted:

Pit Bulls are vicious animals! [Insert facts and statistics]

The only actual statistics I've seen were from that study published by the CDC and they admitted it was flawed.

they're still ugly, though

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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
pit bulls are cute staffordshires are ugly

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

ed hardy

naem
May 29, 2011

uG posted:

i would only own a full blooded wolf personally

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet

yeah this is p cute gotta say, A+ dog

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Same. Pretty puppy!

naem
May 29, 2011

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
big dog need big room

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

I like doggies, including pit bulls. :3:

I used to talk to a guy who found a 3 week-old pit bull puppy in a box on the side of the road and fed him with a bottle.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

People who own dogs they physically can't restrain are incredibly loving stupid

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Clochette posted:

I used to talk to a guy who found a 3 week-old pit bull puppy in a box on the side of the road and fed him with a bottle.

haha i bet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li9SB4i9wjk

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Clochette posted:

I used to talk to a guy who found a 3 week-old pit bull puppy in a box on the side of the road and fed him with a bottle.

So you're saying you stopped talking to him after the dog tore the genitals off an 89 year old man at the beach, while you're friend shouted "It's all this sand! The sand is confusing him! He's being provoked by the sand! Don't you people get it! Stop shouting at me to do something!"

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014
pits r best dog i love them, especially staffies...... thx OP

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
don't stop talking to you're friend its rude

YourHealthyColon
Nov 21, 2013
Didn't PI's star pibble-crazy have a melt down because one of her dogs attacked her and now she is gonna give up the breed forever. Can't think of anything more damning, its like a TCC goon condemning prescription drug abuse

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Mr Worldwide. Drink Voli.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 589 days!

YourHealthyColon posted:

Didn't PI's star pibble-crazy have a melt down because one of her dogs attacked her and now she is gonna give up the breed forever. Can't think of anything more damning, its like a TCC goon condemning prescription drug abuse

Whoa whoa whoa, don't go comparing prescription drug abuse to owning a pit bull.

There are plenty of good reasons to abuse prescription drugs.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

Hating pit bulls because some of them are violent is kind of like hating black people because you got mugged once

just sayin' :ms:

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
if some old bitch can bring her 'therapy' lap dog on this mother loving plane then i insist on bringing my 'therapy' bull mastif on too. dont worry everyone its my dog its cool

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

YourHealthyColon posted:

Didn't PI's star pibble-crazy have a melt down because one of her dogs attacked her and now she is gonna give up the breed forever. Can't think of anything more damning, its like a TCC goon condemning prescription drug abuse

not exactly, a foster pit that super was looking after had issues that were not disclosed to her when she agreed to take it on. when they became apparent (fear-related human aggression) she transferred the dog to a person who claimed to have the relevant experience to look after it. he turned out to be an idiot and put the dog back into the shelter system because he couldn't handle it eating his curtains. super then recommended the shelter euthanize the dog because it's issues were likely to get an idiot/child badly hurt. pit enthusiasts then sent her death threats.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Clochette posted:

Hating pit bulls because some of them are violent is kind of like hating black people because you got mugged once

just sayin' :ms:

this is what i was saying earlier, where people assume that since racism is bad and wrong, saying "different dog breeds have been designed to have certain behavioral dispositions" outs you as the equivalent of a dog klansman

aegof
Mar 2, 2011

never knew goons were so scared of dogs

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

aegof posted:

never knew goons were so scared of dogs

Yeah really, pussies. Who the gently caress is scared of a big slobbering dog?

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 589 days!

aegof posted:

never knew goons were so scared of dogs

not dogs, just pit bulls.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
hating pitbulls is like hating ebola - pointless

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
like being afraid of old age, it doesn't matter. you die anyway

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Clochette posted:

Hating pit bulls because some of them are violent is kind of like hating black people because you heard on the TV that one mugged somebody

just sayin' :ms:

Fixed.

h2oxaddict
Apr 5, 2009

"the rumor mill tells us Joe Don Baker himself hates us, and wishes us all dead, and if he met any one of us and knew who we were, he would probably take a swing, miss by a mile, spill his drink all over his rented arm-candy escort, and fall backward into the hors d'ouevre table."
i love my chubby elvis, he is my pretty pittie and gently caress you for even suggesting otherwise you puppy prejudiced fearmonger. hate on a wrinkly rear end yap yap dog or those purse-sized pieces of poo poo. my dog owns, haters can all step to the left tia

tiananman
Feb 6, 2005
Non-Headkins Splatoma
The last pit thread was good because one of the pit-defenders outed herself as being intimately acquainted with people who *wink* maybe kinda fight dogs *wink* but not really, but also, here's 22 reasons why a pit bull isn't really a pit bull unless you fight it and both of its parents fought.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Pit bulls are pussies compared to Tibetan Mastiffs.





Like a lion and bear had a baby made out of teeth and nightmares

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
so dangerous.



so vicious.



(my son and my baby girl Tank)

:3

Companion Cube
Oct 11, 2007

We do what we must because WAAAAAAAAAGH!

joat mon posted:

Mid 80's. Fearmongering bonus: Ownership by black people (who were also crack users, obviously) featured heavily.

On the other hand, oscars are actually mellow if you give them a big enough tank to not feel crowded by other fish.

Keeping oscars in too-small tanks and only offering live food and then complain-bragging about how it keeps killing whatever else you put in the tank is what you do if you'd like to have a pitbull and feed it gunpowder and not get it neutered, but your apartment doesn't allow dogs.

h2oxaddict
Apr 5, 2009

"the rumor mill tells us Joe Don Baker himself hates us, and wishes us all dead, and if he met any one of us and knew who we were, he would probably take a swing, miss by a mile, spill his drink all over his rented arm-candy escort, and fall backward into the hors d'ouevre table."
you pussies can get a cat then. or a house plant. stop whining about awesome dogs.

ps don't fight animals sick fucks

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

dachshunds are the best dogs


h2oxaddict posted:

you pussies can get a cat then. or a house plant. stop whining about awesome dogs.

ps don't fight animals sick fucks

Pits are ugly as sin generally, imo

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Cuckoo posted:

Pit bulls are pussies compared to Tibetan Mastiffs.





Like a lion and bear had a baby made out of teeth and nightmares
and slobber.


Millie posted:

so dangerous.



so vicious.



(my son and my baby girl Tank)

:3

Do you think you could fool the thread? We can tell that the survival blanket Tank's victim is swaddled in to stave off shock from loss of blood is red colored in order to mask the blood stains from his mangled limbs hidden beneath the blanket!

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

LifeSizePotato posted:

a lot of hipsters are ironically getting pit bull mixes now
i know a hipster who got a pit bull mix and it murdered his neighbors dogs and left them on the porch like a cat brings home a dead mouse

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
kinda surprised that it took until page 5 for people to start posting their dumb dogs

h2oxaddict
Apr 5, 2009

"the rumor mill tells us Joe Don Baker himself hates us, and wishes us all dead, and if he met any one of us and knew who we were, he would probably take a swing, miss by a mile, spill his drink all over his rented arm-candy escort, and fall backward into the hors d'ouevre table."
and then he ate my face



look at that deebs. MY LITTLE BOY.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

The White Dragon posted:

i know a hipster who got a pit bull mix and it murdered his neighbors dogs and left them on the porch like a cat brings home a dead mouse

hosed up if true

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h2oxaddict
Apr 5, 2009

"the rumor mill tells us Joe Don Baker himself hates us, and wishes us all dead, and if he met any one of us and knew who we were, he would probably take a swing, miss by a mile, spill his drink all over his rented arm-candy escort, and fall backward into the hors d'ouevre table."

The Droid posted:



Pits are ugly as sin generally, imo

yes because being a pet owner is a completely aesthetic decision. also my pittie is so pretty but please keep talking out your rear end about your superior wiener dog breed.

e. swear to god i will pour dijon all over your dachshund and eat it in one bite no bun bitch

h2oxaddict fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Aug 9, 2014

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