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h2oxaddict posted:as their guardian or affected party, or just as some creep gently caress who fantasizes about dogs mauling children? "Fantasy" 
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What sort of sick gently caress fantasizes about my innocent and pure pitties murdering children
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Aug 9, 2014 06:37
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Emanuel Collective posted:"Fantasy" "fantasize," as in you're willfully entertaining thoughts of all children being eaten by all pitt bulls, like in your free time, just casually thinking about dogs eating kids. reality or otherwise, you're sure mulling it the gently caress over, huh? sounds...creepy as gently caress.
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Aug 9, 2014 06:41
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h2oxaddict posted:"fantasize," as in you're willfully entertaining thoughts of all children being eaten by all pitt bulls, like in your free time, just casually thinking about dogs eating kids. reality or otherwise, you're sure mulling it the gently caress over, huh? sounds...creepy as gently caress. You're kind of retarded.
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Aug 9, 2014 06:42
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joat mon posted:I'll trade a little more risk for a better quality of life. What this usually translates to though is you will trade a little more risk for other people for a better quality of life for yourself. Kids & other pets are the most frequent victims of an attack & they aren't making an informed decision to accept that risk, they simply bear the brunt of the consequence. joat mon posted:Where to draw the line for pets? Domesticated animals is a pretty good line. I'm OK with regulating ownership of large felines, primates, bears, etc. My biased opinion would be that there should be restriction on animals capable of mauling people to death or at very least licensing requirements that have to be met before adoption. My family had pits because they have cute dumb faces & look like loving badasses. If pits weren't available to them they would have picked a different dog because if you want a dog & love dogs you aren't going to give up being a dog owner because the specific breed isn't available. I love dogs & I've worked with a lot of dogs (in part to get over my PTSD from the attack) and while I love pits & I think they are cute & loveable there is nothing so special about them that I would trade any other child having to go through being mauled by one. For the record, I also support requiring parents to use child safety seats in cars even though some parents find that to be a violation of a free society.
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Aug 9, 2014 06:48
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Trixie Hardcore posted:For the record, I also support requiring parents to use child safety seats in cars even though some parents find that to be a violation of a free society. quote:"SuperFreakonomics" authors Steven Levitt and Stephen Dubner claim that for children older than 2. there is no significant difference in the fatality rate between car seats and seat belts, 18.2 percent versus 18.1 percent respectively.
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Aug 9, 2014 06:54
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I want to give everyone itt a big awkward hug right now, the kind where you pat their back so it's not gay
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Aug 9, 2014 06:59
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h2oxaddict posted:"fantasize," as in you're willfully entertaining thoughts of all children being eaten by all pitt bulls, like in your free time, just casually thinking about dogs eating kids. reality or otherwise, you're sure mulling it the gently caress over, huh? sounds...creepy as gently caress. it's called empathy you walnut
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Aug 9, 2014 07:03
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h2oxaddict posted:i hope my murder dog, when he inevitably flips out, picks your baby's face to chew on 
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Trixie Hardcore posted:What this usually translates to though is you will trade a little more risk for other people for a better quality of life for yourself. Kids & other pets are the most frequent victims of an attack & they aren't making an informed decision to accept that risk, they simply bear the brunt of the consequence. that sounds like such an awful experience. i didn't pick my dog's breed out, he was given to me and i fell in love with him, you know? i got him neutered and obedience classes, and make sure to jog with him and give him lots of attention. i mean, i take care of him like he's a member of my family, and i think it's hosed when pet owners don't take their responsibilities seriously. i would support some sort of certified pitt owner program or whatever to keep him, because you're right, a gently caress ton of folks get pitties specifically for the stereotype, and it should be regulated.
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h2oxaddict posted:that sounds like such an awful experience. i didn't pick my dog's breed out, he was given to me and i fell in love with him, you know? i got him neutered and obedience classes, and make sure to jog with him and give him lots of attention. i mean, i take care of him like he's a member of my family, and i think it's hosed when pet owners don't take their responsibilities seriously. i would support some sort of certified pitt owner program or whatever to keep him, because you're right, a gently caress ton of folks get pitties specifically for the stereotype, and it should be regulated. you are the sort of person who should not own a "pitty" hth
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Aug 9, 2014 07:09
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Nude Bog Lurker posted:you are the sort of person who should not own a "pitty" hth what type of person should?
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Aug 9, 2014 07:10
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only those who have realized that the fate of all flesh is to fail and rot should cohabit with a pitbull. these screaming murder engines have burned through space and time to eat the faces of the future leaders of the human resistance.
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Aug 9, 2014 07:11
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h2oxaddict posted:what type of person should? no type of person should own a pitbull, they should be genocided off the face of the earth
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Aug 9, 2014 07:15
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Oh well, gently caress safety then. Put 'em in catapults, toss 'em in tire fires.
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Aug 9, 2014 07:15
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Emanuel Collective posted:I do give a gently caress about your lovely stupid murder dog Go nuts. Just don't pretend it has anything to do with reducing risk of death or injury for people. If you actually want to save lives, you should ban everyone's appendix. (387 deaths in 2011, vs. 31 from dog bites) Pregnancy: 940 deaths (vs. 31) Vehicles: 34,677 (This means you could pretend you saved a thousand times more lives if you bloviated about cars instead of dogs) The death penalty (43 vs 31) Alcohol: 26,256 Malnutrition: 2,993 The list goes on: https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvsr/nvsr61/nvsr61_06.pdf
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Aug 9, 2014 07:17
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If you want to reduce some deaths better just focus on the biggest cause of death instead. Makes sense. You can't voice an opinion about some dangerous things until you adequately voice your opinion on anything more dangerous otherwise it doesn't count. Everyone pool your resources and lets get pit bulls out there tearing out people's appendixes before they have a chance to rupture. Get another team on how to turn pit bulls into cars to make cars safer.
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Aug 9, 2014 07:23
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joat mon posted:Go nuts. Just don't pretend it has anything to do with reducing risk of death or injury for people. haha what the hell. We're not talking about saving lives, we're talking about STOPPING THE DOG MAULINGS. There are a million benefits to having cars that outweigh the deaths that result. Travelling has always been dangerous and we've mitigated that danger with all kinds of laws, safety technology, licensing, etc. etc. ad nauseum. But owning a pit bull doesn't confer any additional tangible benefit over owning any other dog and all you need to own this admittedly dangerous dog is a low IQ and whatever it costs to "rescue" one.
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Aug 9, 2014 07:23
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Kinda funny, back before 2000 or so, the attacks were mainly from Rottweilers/German Shepards (some of them police dogs, which doesn't even count as a pet attack). Then within the last 13 or so years, the pit bulls start showing up as by far the most common killer breed.
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Aug 9, 2014 07:33
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e: They're like tattoos. An easy way to be outlaw and edgy. /\/\/\/\ Justin Tyme posted:no type of person should own a pitbull, they should be genocided off the face of the earth Ours was a rescue from a knucklehead who shouldn't have had a pet rock, let alone a dog. Thankfully, he was also too stupid to do anything actively bad to her. Should I take her out back and put a bullet through her head? She'd sit still, she's a good girl. Except that: Negligent discharge of firearm: 600 deaths - means I can't do that either.  How should I kill her? Kindness. It's a long, slow death. You'd love it. Trixie Hardcore posted:Everyone pool your resources and lets get pit bulls out there tearing out people's appendixes before they have a chance to rupture. Get another team on how to turn pit bulls into cars to make cars safer. You are wonderful, and understand that this thread is running on at least two levels. joat mon fucked around with this message at 07:48 on Aug 9, 2014 |
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h2oxaddict posted:"fantasize," as in you're willfully entertaining thoughts of all children being eaten by all pitt bulls, like in your free time, just casually thinking about dogs eating kids. reality or otherwise, you're sure mulling it the gently caress over, huh? sounds...creepy as gently caress. sorry you're stupid
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Lhet posted:Kinda funny, back before 2000 or so, the attacks were mainly from Rottweilers/German Shepards (some of them police dogs, which doesn't even count as a pet attack). Then within the last 13 or so years, the pit bulls start showing up as by far the most common killer breed. they were probably the 'pitbulls' of that era. ie a 'tough' breed of dog that idiots flocked to so they could look like a badass.
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OMFG FURRY posted:pit bulls that are raised to be people aggressive are dumb as hell, anytime you see a pit bull thats been trained to fight they are just super aggressive to other dogs Plus the get to wear sick fighting clothes. 
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I find it so weird that there are people who have to worry about their dog loving killing someone if it ever gets loose, which is pretty goddamn likely to happen at some point. If my dogs get out, all I gotta worry about is them getting hit by a car or killing one of the neighbor's stupid chickens. Or being killed by a pitbull that also got out.
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Aug 9, 2014 10:12
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It's also unbelievably stupid to train a dog to be vicious for self-protection since for one, having a dog with you is by itself a massive deterrent against being attacked, and two, your dog will not be fond of someone who attacks you no matter how sociable, sweet or goofy it is. It's basically the "Nature of Dog!" that if Master is attack, Dog must am protect Master.
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Aug 9, 2014 10:21
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If I carried a sawn off shotgun to ostensibly defend myself against the whims of creatures who posses these things, I'd be in the wrong.
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Aug 9, 2014 10:27
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yes you would. embrace death, coward.
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Frostwerks posted:i drive drunk and breed pitbulls. ama Pootie Tang; great movie, or greatest movie?
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Aug 9, 2014 11:50
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Cool, we hit the part of the thread where the human garbage posts pictures of their trash dogs being not currently violent because they think that means something.
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Aug 9, 2014 11:59
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I havr a dog and he is biting his rope on the floor, not a human baby throat like all pit bulls
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Aug 9, 2014 12:12
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 get a rottweiler instead they are Good Dogs.
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Aug 9, 2014 12:38
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No, all dogs other than actual working dogs are worthless garbage animals and should be exterminated.
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Aug 9, 2014 13:16
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Millie posted:so dangerous. Not a pit. Also didn't we go over how this point you're making is stupid as hell?
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Aug 9, 2014 13:20
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it should be possible to genetically engineer some kind of virus that sterilizes all pit bulls, can someone get a kickstarter going, tia
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Aug 9, 2014 13:23
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It's a 'pittie' they haven't been wiped out yet.
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Aug 9, 2014 13:29
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its best to have a dog that has been bred to have major health problems later in life to make them look cool/different so people think you must be a cool and interesting person
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here is the deal, fuckwagons: 1.) mixed breeds may have problems. 99% of time media portrayals of "pits" are mixed pits/something else/etc. there are only 2 recognized "pit bulls" by akc/ukc: (staffordshire bull, american staffordshire). 2.) -purebred- staffordshire bull terriers/american staffordshires have zero human aggression in breed standard. 3.) if you get a rescue from a kennel you have no idea what its breed history or fighting history is. 4.) bottom line: if you get a purebred staffordshire from a reputable, akc/ukc breeder ($1500+) you will have a great loving dog that doesn't have an ounce of human aggression, assuming you don't beat the poo poo out of it. dog may still be aggressive toward other dogs. 5.) if you get a rescue "pit bull" or a non-akc/ukc pitbull type from a breeder, you are getting a mixed bag with a very powerful breed that could have some unfortunate consequences. 6.) p good post op 7.) hey anyone got any money i ca have fivethree fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Aug 9, 2014 |
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Pitbulls are animals that have been bred to kill. They are literally biological weapons. Why do we allow trashy "people" with tattoos to own biological weapons?
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Aug 9, 2014 14:58
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fivethree posted:here is the deal, fuckwagons: Hey everyone, donate to my Kickstarter to get all these goddamn rednecks who can't control their animals some $1500+ purebred proper lineage staffordshire bull terriers/american staffordshires so we can finally solve this mauling problem.
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