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A monk asked Joshu, a Chinese Zen master: `Has a pit bull Buddha-nature or not?' Joshu answered by ripping out the throat of the monk, revealing he was a pit bull the whole time.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:That's because they aren't a breed. Much like pit bulls, which aren't a breed so much as a collection of random genetic defects and behavioral problems. They only count as a breed if they have a collection of deliberately cultivated genetic defects and behavioral problems.
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 16:05 |
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Gabriel Pope posted:Much like pit bulls, which aren't a breed so much as a collection of random genetic defects and behavioral problems. They only count as a breed if they have a collection of deliberately cultivated genetic defects and behavioral problems. I love this post. Awesome.
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 16:53 |
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Sucrose posted:
Wait, what? e: it was a 93 year old woman, no other details known also this was in the photo results:
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 17:22 |
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PlantRobot posted:also this was in the photo results: thread justified
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 17:27 |
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Gabriel Pope posted:Much like pit bulls, which aren't a breed so much as a collection of random genetic defects and behavioral problems. They only count as a breed if they have a collection of deliberately cultivated genetic defects and behavioral problems. Same.
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 17:28 |
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:That's because they aren't a breed. #NotALLPitBulls
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 17:53 |
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I want to let that dog out of his house and watch it run away so far and fast that its heart explodes.
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 17:54 |
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having a dog is like having a permanent 2 year old that never grows up having a pit bull is like having a 2 year old with a jaw that can crush bones
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 17:59 |
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People who own pit bulls and wonder why people are afraid of their murderdogs are like idiots who point airsoft guns at cops and wonder why they got shot in the face. Yeah, your special darling *might* not murder, but how the gently caress am I, the random person with a grandmom/baby supposed to know? Am I supposed to trust that because you have legit tribal tattoos or that you smoke marlboro reds that you are one of the good idiots? What kind of energy drink is the trusted energy drink of trustworthy pit bull owners? Is it monster? If I see a pitbull owner drinking raspberry twisted tea, should I back slowly away while maintaining eye contact or not? What brand of MMA t-shirt is likely to indicate how responsible you are as a pit bull owner? I would think tap-out, but I just don't know these things.
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 18:05 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:#NotALLPitBulls Did a pitbull gently caress your mom or somethin?
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 18:22 |
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This thread.. again! I'm an animal control officer for a town of ~75,000. Almost every dog bite investigation I conduct on behalf of the city's health department involves a pit bull. Almost every owner of every pit bull I come across is a complete shitheel. Welp.
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Helmholz posted:This thread.. again! oh just you wait. someone's going to post a picture of their stupid dog in a tutu or something and then you'll REALLY be owned
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 18:28 |
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Responsible pit bull owners teach their dogs to rape, rather than kill, human children.
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 18:32 |
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:Did a pitbull gently caress your mom or somethin? A pit bull killed my mom, my whole family, and me
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 18:43 |
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tranime scholar posted:oh just you wait. someone's going to post a picture of their stupid dog in a tutu or something and then you'll REALLY be owned Here is a picture of a pit bull as a puppy, ergo it COULDN'T have bitten anyone!
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 18:44 |
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Helmholz posted:This thread.. again! But in theory if someone who wasn't a complete shitheel decided they wanted to adopt an unpredictable murderbeast because their only criteria for a pet was that it look like a total idiot fucker I'm sure that would turn out fine.
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 18:49 |
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Gabriel Pope posted:But in theory if someone who wasn't a complete shitheel decided they wanted to adopt an unpredictable murderbeast because their only criteria for a pet was that it look like a total idiot fucker I'm sure that would turn out fine. That person is still a complete shitheel wrt dog ownership tho
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 18:58 |
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obviously we just need to ban all dogs because they are big and scary and could hurt a person and animals are ewwww and and
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 18:58 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Here is a picture of a pit bull as a puppy, ergo it COULDN'T have bitten anyone! if you liked THAT picture look here at this picture of a pit bull wearing HUMAN CLOTHES including a fine hat
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 19:01 |
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this thread is triggering the gently caress out of my pit bull otherkin headmate
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 19:04 |
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Cyberball 2072 posted:I can get over the whole senseless murderdogs thing having spent plenty of time with pitbulls who were awesome, owned by friends. I've seen em go both ways and it doesn't shock me that people are apprehensive about them. Same here, I live close to Newark, NJ and most of the dogs are chihuahuas or "pit bull terrier mix." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4r7sWNWBnc "It's not a pit bull, it's a mix!" "Mixed with what, another pit bull?"
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 19:05 |
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I get that you're all afraid of dog but don't resent it for existing just hate all the people who buy (read: not adopt from a pound) as a show dog (note: not for dog shows) which creates demand for over breeding by illegal mills Just ban ownership except by cops IMHO and kill all dog in city pounds More effective killers than current cop dog
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 19:09 |
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Also they should all come pre-fixed
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 19:10 |
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Ableist Kinkshamer posted:this thread is triggering the gently caress out of my pit bull otherkin headmate I am a pit bull otherkin but not the dog; the rapperguy
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 19:10 |
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THE PENETRATOR posted:I get that you're all afraid of dog but don't resent it for existing just hate all the people who buy (read: not adopt from a pound) as a show dog (note: not for dog shows) which creates demand for over breeding by illegal mills Cop don't need any more help killing people or their dogs. That being said, holy gently caress I can't believe all cops don't have pit bulls yet. Pit bulls in kevlar with grenades.
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 19:52 |
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Monkey Fracas posted:I am a pit bull otherkin but not the dog; the rapperguy Always wondered if he named himself that because he thinks he looks like a pitbull (he kinda does) or because he wants people to think he might bite their faces or maybe for some other reason?
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 19:53 |
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Justin Tyme posted:pit bulls look retarded. like, literally retarded. if a dog could "look" retarded, it would look like a pitbull. you can't honestly look into its eyes/face and think "AWW CUTE". and, as has been said, they are a good litmus test for the personality of the owner Dogo Argentino, official dog of Argentina, they use them to hunt wild boars. Also I think they have the strongest bite of any dog.
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 19:56 |
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Jesus Christ posted:
Get a greyhound, that's what I did. They sleep pretty much all day.
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 20:01 |
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tiananman posted:Always wondered if he named himself that because he thinks he looks like a pitbull (he kinda does) or because he wants people to think he might bite their faces or maybe for some other reason? he's trying to signal how loving and good he is with children so he can attract a female mate
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 20:16 |
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actionjackson posted:Dogo Argentino, official dog of Argentina, they use them to hunt wild boars. Also I think they have the strongest bite of any dog. lol alright finally, after 10 pages, someone finally came up with a single legitimate use for owning a pitbull. If you are hunting wild boar on the regular, owning a pit bull still makes you an rear end in a top hat, but it is functionally justifiable. This is currently the only acceptable reason to own a pitbull. It is still nullified by the "having children anywhere near it" clause, so keep that in mind if you are an up and coming Argentinian Boar Hunter and are considering a pet.
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 20:23 |
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It's not a pit bull, it's quite a bit larger than that breed.
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 20:30 |
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actionjackson posted:It's not a pit bull, it's quite a bit larger than that breed. Oh thank god. Ignore my last post, we're back to exactly zero (0) good reasons to own a pit bull.
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 20:33 |
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I mean you could just run around the rice fields with a spear and take out the boars like a man.
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 20:34 |
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Maybe we could enlist pitbulls as airport bomb sniffing dogs if you have anything that even vaguely smells like explosives in your luggage the Brave Airport Pitbull will chew through your luggage, possibly detonating the explosive in the process OORAH GOOD DOG
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 20:35 |
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it would still probably manage to mangle a toddler in the process
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 20:42 |
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Monkey Fracas posted:Maybe we could enlist pitbulls as airport bomb sniffing dogs
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 20:43 |
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pitbulls wouldn't be twice as bad if the owners just straight up acknowledged that they're dangerous violent murder dogs. Like "yeah, I got a pitbull because they're tough as poo poo and violent" and not "I RESCUED it because they're so sweet and misunderstood!" Really the dog itself isn't the problem but rather the milquetoast faggots that own them that try to turn them into pussy-dogs. Maybe even death rates would go down if the owners treated them with the same tempered respect as they would something like a wolf hybrid and not let them run around unchained because THEY'RE JUST SO SWEET REALLY
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 20:43 |
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seirously if open carry activists took the same tack for advocating firearms ownership, there would be a bunch of assault rifles with knitted hats on them sitting next to black people
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DOG MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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