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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Civil posted:

Reagan mail accounts are $40 per year.

People pay $40 per year to have reagan's name on the rear end-end of their email address.

But you can access it anywhere and on any device.

blowfish posted:

That article is missing references to how us internet trolls are affiliated with the known CIA front goonswarm~

You forgot to capitalize Internet.

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Cubone posted:

I think I speak for all goons when I say we aren't threatened by freedom of speech, we simply hate and wish to destroy it, for satan.

That's what I don't get about her, or the other not-so-bright conservatives in general. How in the hell does this in any way show that we are threatened by freedom of speech? I think it proves that we love it and fully embrace it. It's the polar opposite. I just don't get it.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Pennywise the Frown posted:

That's what I don't get about her, or the other not-so-bright conservatives in general. How in the hell does this in any way show that we are threatened by freedom of speech? I think it proves that we love it and fully embrace it. It's the polar opposite. I just don't get it.

They mean freedom from speech :ssh:

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

if theyd left it for two weeks or so the porn wouldve abated and it wouldve become a place where people roleplayed as historical figures and bigger blacker hitlers

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Phoon posted:

if theyd left it for two weeks or so the porn wouldve abated and it wouldve become a place where people roleplayed as historical figures and bigger blacker hitlers

And then, like the tide, the porn wave would return.

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

by Pragmatica

(and can't post for 5 days!)

I don't know if this has come up yet, but on the splash page it implies that we goons are intent on "the destruction of life, liberty, and the family"

1) Whose life has been threatened by us?
2) No, no, good job, there was a lot of liberty going on the first time. It was a celebration of liberty.
3) How the hell are we going to destroy the institution of "the family"? Are people going to stop having sex or getting married because of our stupid trolling?

If Jurassic Park taught me anything, it's that life finds a way.

Even if you make your park full of female dinosaurs, they'll eventually turn lesbian and adopt dinosaur babies from other dinosaur countries thanks to the "activist judges" on the Supreme Dinosaur Court.

Same thing with humans. No matter how much tranny porn goons post on the internet, penises will go into vaginas and babies will pop out.

These wingnut conservatives make me look sane and that's a problem.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Where was Weedlord BonerHitler on Fox News piece.

Breitbart did

http://www.breitbartunmasked.com/2014/07/30/reagan-book-trolled-offline-after-being-flooded-with-porn-putin/

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Aug 9, 2014

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...
As someone that posted tranny porn, I just want to say my goal with that was to encourage all women to get a sacred penis so that the lesser vagina, and with it the family, would be gone from this earth.

Hail Satan, 420 (a reference to Satan's 420 favourite vices ;)) all day every day.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Good job censoring that porn photo lmao

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Breaking News

We made Fox News!

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/08/08/new-website-reaganbook-wants-friend-request-from-conservatives/
"I think there are some people that are threatened by freedom of speech," she said. "People are used to the silencing of all dissent. That's not what this country is founded on."

And no doubt they'll be censoring free speech to prevent the stiffling of free speech. These guys are about as hosed in the head as libertarians

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.
The only moral free speech is my free speech.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Picnic Princess posted:

Good job censoring that porn photo lmao

At least they left the g-string tan lines untouched

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Picnic Princess posted:

Good job censoring that porn photo lmao

Yeah no kidding, lotsa cock 'n balls in that picture.

Dirt
May 26, 2003

That article makes me happy because I was posting as Tom Peters.

It's amazing how much Tranny porn is on reddit. And I posted an awful lot of it.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Our Creator (Janet Porter) has decided to speak out about Target. How long must we wait for her glorious return.

http://mediafiles.f2a.org/2014-08-11_BOYCOTT_TARGET.mp3

quote:

Janet Porter, of ReaganBook fame, announced on Monday that she will be boycotting Target because the retail store has taken "aim at natural marriage."

Porter made her announcement in response to Target's support of marriage equality during her daily radio commentary, which runs on her "Faith2Action" website.

Porter said Target was "using your hard-earned shopping dollars to stand for counterfeit marriage."

"Target added their name to a legal defense brief to redefine marriage and undermine the voters in Wisconsin and Indiana who protected marriage between one man and one woman," she said.

Porter also said that she voiced her dissatisfaction directly with the mass retailer.

"I called Target to let them know I won’t be shopping there anymore until they reverse their policy on the corruption of marriage, and you can too. … Stand for marriage by boycotting Target."

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Ahahahaha "natural" marriage.

Nothing more fundamental to nature like strictly monogamous sexual relationships between one male and female of the species I tell you what

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...
I have a crime I want to report to the thread. I witnessed a marriage get counterfeited once. The two women walked into the courthouse, they walked into a room with a city official, and came out with a marriage licence. I learned later that this happened because the Illinois government legalized this act of counterfeiting.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

DrProsek posted:

I have a crime I want to report to the thread. I witnessed a marriage get counterfeited once. The two women walked into the courthouse, they walked into a room with a city official, and came out with a marriage licence. I learned later that this happened because the Illinois government legalized this act of counterfeiting.

disgusting and outrageous

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Do people in natural marriages produce natural children?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Mel Mudkiper posted:

Ahahahaha "natural" marriage.

Nothing more fundamental to nature like strictly monogamous sexual relationships between one male and female of the species I tell you what

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
i don't get it wasn't reagan the one who basically had to resign to avoid getting thrown into jail during his own presidency for being an authoritarian dick? why do people like him?

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Lichy posted:

i don't get it wasn't reagan the one who basically had to resign to avoid getting thrown into jail during his own presidency for being an authoritarian dick? why do people like him?

That was Nixon.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

DoctorStrangelove posted:

That was Nixon.

Except Nixon is a raging lefty compared to today's Republicans (hell, he's pretty much left of the Democrats). What kind of pinko commie sympathiser would normalise relations with KKKommunist China or create the EPA? :911:

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
I will never get tired of saying all the stuff Reagan did, just not using his name, and watching die-hard conservatives totally freak the gently caress out over the commie-pinko-fascist-hitler things I say.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

Lichy posted:

i don't get it wasn't reagan the one who basically had to resign to avoid getting thrown into jail during his own presidency for being an authoritarian dick? why do people like him?

Cause he managed to be a really simple guy saying really simple things and managed to add folksy charm to saying "gently caress the poor, if they could all just up and die one day, that'd be grand :)"

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

blowfish posted:

Except Nixon is a raging lefty compared to today's Republicans (hell, he's pretty much left of the Democrats). What kind of pinko commie sympathiser would normalise relations with KKKommunist China or create the EPA? :911:

I thought we kind of shot down this theory earlier this year.

Nixon was up against an overwhelming majority of Dems in both houses of Congress, it wasn't like he was out there trying to save the world. This was before all the southern Democrats became Reagan Democrats, hell it was right after LBJ was running the show.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

SumYungGui posted:

I will never get tired of saying all the stuff Reagan did, just not using his name, and watching die-hard conservatives totally freak the gently caress out over the commie-pinko-fascist-hitler things I say.

http://www.onlinequizcreator.com/regan-or-hitler/quiz-33231

Have them take this test

landy.
Jan 20, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
Pretty easy quiz, just choose Reagan for the all the Hitler sounding quotes and Hitler for all the Reagan sounding quotes.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Our Creator (Janet Porter) has decided to speak out about Target. How long must we wait for her glorious return.

http://mediafiles.f2a.org/2014-08-11_BOYCOTT_TARGET.mp3

"Janet Porter, of ReaganBook fame"


You've made it Janet Porter!

It's the American Dream!

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Ahahahaha "natural" marriage.

Nothing more fundamental to nature like strictly monogamous sexual relationships between one male and female of the species I tell you what

We have records in my family genealogy outlining arranged marriages and bride prices, in America, 120 years ago. If that isn't old enough to be "natural marriage," there is Biblical marriage, in which Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines. David had 2 to 5 wives.

Grand Theft Autobot fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Aug 12, 2014

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
De facto forced marriages are still a thing in the US.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


As a godly woman I am concerned about the authenticity of my marriage. How do I tell of my marriage is genuine or counterfeit with all the corruption going on in the world these days

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

by Pragmatica

(and can't post for 5 days!)

Shithouse Dave posted:

As a godly woman I am concerned about the authenticity of my marriage. How do I tell of my marriage is genuine or counterfeit with all the corruption going on in the world these days
There are many ways to determine the authenticity of your marriage.

Hold your wedding dress up to the light. You should see Ben Franklin's face appear in the midsection.

You can also bite down on your wedding ring and try to bend your wedding ring with your teeth. The counterfeit ones are the ones that won't bend, as gold is a soft metal. Don't bite the diamond or you'll stop having teeth there.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
nixon's political philosophy was that the president's main concerns should be foreign policy, because domestic things would generally run themselves

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

We have records in my family genealogy outlining arranged marriages and bride prices, in America, 120 years ago.
Interesting. What's the background/region of the people who were doing that?

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

DrProsek posted:

Cause he managed to be a really simple guy saying really simple things and managed to add folksy charm to saying "gently caress the poor, if they could all just up and die one day, that'd be grand :)"

Yeah, America actually had the potential to grow up until Reagan was elected.

http://theweek.com/article/index/265595/how-ronald-reagan-turned-america-into-a-nation-of-children

Sephiroth_IRA fucked around with this message at 13:32 on Aug 12, 2014

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

HEY GAL posted:

Interesting. What's the background/region of the people who were doing that?

Norwegians in the North Shore region of Minnesota. My ancestors originally came here in the 1870s, disembarking from Chicago and Duluth. They settled with other Norwegians in northern Minnesota and promptly got down to trading goats for women. Traditional marriage!

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Shithouse Dave posted:

As a godly woman I am concerned about the authenticity of my marriage. How do I tell of my marriage is genuine or counterfeit with all the corruption going on in the world these days

If online activation fails, you'll need to buy a new product key. Please not that Marriage XP TM is no longer supported.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

bitterandtwisted posted:

If online activation fails, you'll need to buy a new product key. Please not that Marriage XP TM is no longer supported.

But what if I put in my key and it fails? Do you still support Marriage ME?

edit

baw posted:

nixon's political philosophy was that the president's main concerns should be foreign policy, because domestic things would generally run themselves

He was correct, Congress should be handling domestic policy. Carter tried to do the same thing and you could say that Reagan hosed him over at the end. Then Reagan got all culture war on everything and it all changed.

Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Aug 12, 2014

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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Sir Tonk posted:

He was correct, Congress should be handling domestic policy. Carter tried to do the same thing and you could say that Reagan hosed him over at the end. Then Reagan got all culture war on everything and it all changed.

Meanwhile, In the UK, Margeret Thatcher begins her class war.

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