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Jun 5, 2005

Sestero did not write The Disaster Artist, it's not true! It's bullshit! He did not write it!
*throws water bottle*
He did nahhhhht.

Oh hi, Greg.

LobsterMobster posted:

Stephan Bonnar vs Kyle Kingsbury, UFC 139 - Bonnar styles all over Kingsbury and the dumb fans boo because they are stupid idiots.

PERFECT, thanks. Bonnar is another guy whom I've heard is the "best" BJJ guy at 205, but he's most famous for horrible sloppy wars (I've seen "the greatest fight in UFC history" - the TUF 1 finale - once and once was enough) so I haven't gone digging through his old fights - even though I love the guy's personality! I would be a much bigger fan if he was a smart fighter who played to his strengths more. I'll check this one out.

LobsterMobster posted:

Genki Sudo vs Leigh Remedios, UFC 38 - Genki Sudo has a fun as hell grappling game, and this this is probably one of the slickest RNCs.

Cool, I know you guys love Genki but I've never seen one of his fights.

LobsterMobster posted:


David Mitchell vs TJ Waldburger, UFN 22 - This fight probably has the most submission attempts. It's fun and scrambley.

"Scrambles" is the word I've been searching my memory for. Couldn't come up with it. But it's what I like to see. It's easy, as a goofus who's never trained but who has been in a few lovely fights as a kid, to be all like "I know how to punch dudes, what's the big deal" or "that whole armbar thing doesn't look too complicated, I bet if some fool was lying on top of me I could pull it off". I know how dumb that is, BTW. But when I see two guys toppling and tumbling around all a-tangle, and they're not losing their balance and falling flat on their faces, that's when I feel like "those dudes are professional loving fighters." Because every fight I've ever witnessed or participated in, once guys start grabbing at each other (usually after about 2 or 3 punches) everything goes silly and floppy and uncoordinated and guys are just falling on top of each other and rolling around. "Scrambling" i.e. not falling on your rear end and collapsing when another dude is giving you a sweaty bearhug, looks really loving hard, really exhausting, and like it takes an incredible amount of skill and training. That's why I like it so much.

LobsterMobster posted:

Alan Belcher vs Rouismar Palhares, UFC Fight Night - Everyone talks about how devastating Paul Harris is at leg locks. Alan Belcher shuts that poo poo DOWN.

Saw this one live and agree it was awesome.

LobsterMobster posted:

Just a few to get started. I know there are a lot I'm forgetting, but my brain ain't working too hot at the moment.

Thanks again.

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Five Cent Deposit
Jun 5, 2005

Sestero did not write The Disaster Artist, it's not true! It's bullshit! He did not write it!
*throws water bottle*
He did nahhhhht.

Oh hi, Greg.

world b lee posted:

I posted this in the UFC thread like a month back:

Kazushi Sakuraba vs Carlos Newton – PRIDE 3
http://www.ufc.tv/video/kazushi-sakuraba-vs-carlos-newton-pride-3

Tom Niinimaki vs Rani Yahya - TUF 18 Finale
http://www.ufc.tv/video/tom-niinimaki-vs-rani-yahya-tuf-18-finale

Demetrious “Mighty Mouse” Johnson vs Miguel Angel Torres – UFC 130
http://www.ufc.tv/video/demetrious-johnson-vs-miguel-torres-ufc-130

Jimy Hettes vs Alex “Bruce Leeroy” Caceres – UFC Live 5
http://www.ufc.tv/video/jim-hettes-vs-alex-caceres-ufc-live-5

Antonio Rogerio “Minotoro” Nogueira vs Jason Brilz – UFC 114
http://www.ufc.tv/video/antonio-rogerio-nogueira-vs-jason-brilz-ufc-114

Demian Maia vs Jason “The Athlete” MacDonald – UFC 87
http://www.ufc.tv/video/demian-maia-vs-jason-macdonald-ufc-87

Awesome, thanks.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich
You like grappling? Watch Charles Oliveira fights.

He debuted in the UFC by submitting Darren Elkins in 30 seconds, which I can't find on fight pass. Then he beat Efrain Escudero in a fight where Escudero mostly ran away but Oliveira still managed to get a submission finish. He then got put against Jim Miller, a veteran on a six fight win streak. This fight shows the difference between good at grappling and good at submitting bad fighters:

http://www.ufc.tv/video/jim-miller-vs-charles-oliveira-ufc-124

He then had the coolest scrambliest fight of all time with wrestler Nik Lentz, which had a disappointing ending

http://www.ufc.tv/video/charles-oliveira-vs-nik-lentz-ufc-live-4

He got KO'd by Donald Cerrone and dropped to featherweight, where he did cool things

Oliveira wins fights via rolling reverse calf slicer

http://www.ufc.tv/video/charles-oliveira-vs-eric-wisely-ufc-fight-night

And anaconda choke from the guard

http://www.ufc.tv/video/jonathan-brookins-vs-charles-oliveira-tuf-15-finale

He then had a disappointing loss to Cub Swanson in a fight where he hosed up his weight cut and then blew his knee warming up in the cage pre fight (not to take away from Swanson's awesome KO) and got matched up with former LW champ Frankie Edgar.

Fight mostly takes place on the feet, but it's a really interesting tactical battle. Oliveira has range on Edgar, who wants to box him in the pocket, but Oliveira has really devastating knees, so Edgar doesn't want to get too close. Frankie has to move in past the jab, land punches, and avoid getting too close, which his does by taking Oliveira down and trying to stay out of his guard. Not a super exciting fight, but it's fun to watch if you realize what each guy is trying to do.

http://www.ufc.tv/video/frankie-edgar-vs-charles-oliveira-ufc-162

He recently submitted a grossly outmatched British and is now fighting cool grapple person Hatsu Hioki on the 28th.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

More good grappling/scrambling fights... I'm going purely on memory here since I don't have Fight Pass.

http://www.ufc.tv/video/josh-barnett-vs-antonio-rodrigo-nogueira-pride-final-conflict-absolute Barnett vs Big Nog I -- if you have not seen this fight then you must watch it immediately

http://www.ufc.tv/video/antonio-rodrigo-nogueira-vs-josh-barnett-pride-shockwave-2006 -- Barnett vs Big Nog II -- this one isn't as good and didn't feature as much grappling, but still had some cool sub attempts and stuff

http://www.ufc.tv/video/minotauro-nogueira-vs-randy-couture-ufc-102 -- Big Nog vs Randy Couture

http://www.ufc.tv/video/antonio-rodrigo-nogueira-vs-dan-henderson-pride-24-cold-fury-3 -- Big Nog vs Dan Henderson

http://www.ufc.tv/video/tyson-griffin-vs-clay-guida-ufc-72 Tyson Griffin vs Clay Guida at UFC 72 (back when Guida was likeable)

http://www.ufc.tv/video/frankie-edgar-vs-tyson-griffin-ufc-67 Tyson Griffin vs Frankie Edward at UFC 67 -- Frankie's first UFC fight, to be honest I can't remember

http://www.ufc.tv/video/ronaldo-souza-vs-chris-camozzi-ufc-fight-night Jacare vs Chris Camozzi -- not exactly competitive, but goddamn Jacare's technique is amazing

http://www.ufc.tv/video/matt-serra-vs-kelly-dullanty-ufc-36 Matt Serra vs Kelly Dullanty -- I only remember this one because they showed it on UFC Unleashed a few times and the finish is awesome

http://www.ufc.tv/video/dustin-hazelett-vs-josh-burkman-the-ultimate-fighter-finale-season-7 -- One of the best armbar finishes ever

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Don't forget one of the most "HOLY gently caress" grappling moments in heavyweight history.

http://www.ufc.tv/video/frank-mir-vs-minotauro-nogueira-ufc-140

MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard
One of the best showcases of top control, scrambling and heart and my personal favorite TUF final. It's extra special because the original piss drinking weirdo Luke Cummo was expected to get taken down and squashed by Stevenson but ended up not only going the distance but hurting Joe at one point and even winning a round via grappling. There's plenty of screaming Serra and Longo in Luke's corner as well.

http://www.ufc.tv/video/joe-stevenson-vs-luke-cummo-tuf-2-finale

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Man, fightpass doesn't have Maia/Sonnen? That blows. One of the absolute slickest submissions ever imo.

edit: You gotta go to UFC 95 on the event replay and find it yourself. I didn't know we were back in the loving Stone Age.

Chexoid fucked around with this message at 07:25 on Jun 21, 2014

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Throwing Bungalows - Lord Waffle Beard Approved Slugfests


http://www.ufc.tv/video/dave-herman-vs-johnolav-einemo-ufc-131
Lord Waffle Beard approved slugfest

http://www.ufc.tv/video/mike-russow-vs-todd-duffee-ufc-114

Todd Duffee beats the crap out of Mike Russow in an entertaining decision victory

http://www.ufc.tv/video/travis-browne-vs-stefan-struve-ufc-130

Stefan Struve gets blasted with a shocking knockout!

http://www.ufc.tv/video/roy-nelson-vs-stefan-struve-ufn-21

Stefan Struve receives a thunderous blow to the head!

http://www.ufc.tv/video/mark-hunt-vs-stefan-struve-ufc-fight-night

Mark Hunt fucks up Stefan Struve so bad that hes out of action for over a year

http://www.ufc.tv/video/jamie-varner-vs-abel-trujillo-ufc-169

Best fight of 2014 so far

http://www.ufc.tv/video/wanderlei-silva-vs-brian-stann-ufc-fight-night

Best fight of 2013

http://www.ufc.tv/video/chuck-liddell-vs-wanderlei-silva-ufc-79

Liddell vs Silva

Lord Waffle Beard fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Jun 23, 2014

Five Cent Deposit
Jun 5, 2005

Sestero did not write The Disaster Artist, it's not true! It's bullshit! He did not write it!
*throws water bottle*
He did nahhhhht.

Oh hi, Greg.

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Throwing Bungalows

Who came up with that poo poo? I tried listening to that MMA podcast and it's terrible. That guy Chad Dundas really loves the sound of his own voice when he says "bungalows" and it makes me want to kick his face off. Can anyone explain it to me please?

Thanks for the links. :)

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Edit : nvm

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

Five Cent Deposit posted:

Who came up with that poo poo? I tried listening to that MMA podcast and it's terrible. That guy Chad Dundas really loves the sound of his own voice when he says "bungalows" and it makes me want to kick his face off. Can anyone explain it to me please?

Thanks for the links. :)

The first time I heard it was in a Rampage Jackson interview

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I forgot how good Trujillo vs Varner was.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Dustin Poirier Is Cool- A Dustin Poirier Is Cool Playlist

I was just clicking around random fights and I remembered Dustin Poirier is really cool and people might not know that.

http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-143-prelim-dustin-poirier-vs-max-holloway

http://www.ufc.tv/video/dustin-poirier-vs-jonathan-brookins-tuf-16-finale

http://www.ufc.tv/video/dustin-poirier-vs-diego-brandao-ufc-168


I've never seen anyone more boned in a grappling situation than Holloway was in that fight.


Even the fights he lost against Swanson and TKZ own really hard.

Chexoid fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Jun 23, 2014

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine
I've been catching up on classic UFC, I'm up to 7. I'm giving serious thought to cancelling my Netflix, because I'm struggling to find the time to watch everything. The Ultimate Fighter is an amazing show- I'm on season 2 now.

I still can't get over the short plumpy guy who got nut punched over and over again.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Muttonchips posted:

I've been catching up on classic UFC, I'm up to 7. I'm giving serious thought to cancelling my Netflix, because I'm struggling to find the time to watch everything. The Ultimate Fighter is an amazing show- I'm on season 2 now.

I still can't get over the short plumpy guy who got nut punched over and over again.

That's noted poo poo lord and TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING Joe Son. He deserved all those groin shots and more.

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine

LobsterMobster posted:

That's noted poo poo lord and TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING Joe Son. He deserved all those groin shots and more.

I read about what happened to him. What if he gave up religion after getting punched in the balls and set off on the path to evil? You can see the exact moment when he loses faith in his God. I love how he has a really hard time carrying that big heavy cross before his entrance.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Muttonchips posted:

I read about what happened to him. What if he gave up religion after getting punched in the balls and set off on the path to evil? You can see the exact moment when he loses faith in his God. I love how he has a really hard time carrying that big heavy cross before his entrance.

I believe the ball punching happened after the incident for which he was sent to prison.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Muttonchips posted:

I read about what happened to him. What if he gave up religion after getting punched in the balls and set off on the path to evil? You can see the exact moment when he loses faith in his God. I love how he has a really hard time carrying that big heavy cross before his entrance.

He did the gunpoint gang rape before fighting in the UFC.

Julio Cesar Fatass
Jul 24, 2007

"...."
There wasn't a single normal human being repping the Lord's Gym back in the day

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!
In terms of karma, the testicle pounding really only covered him for his role in Austin Powers. Someone would have had to straight up bite his dick off to even come close to righting his other wrong.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

On his Wikipedia page it says he lost his second fight by TKO (terror).

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine
I guess that puts my evil testicle theory to rest.

To be honest, I was quite taken back by the lack of testicle smashing. You'd think people would have been going for more low blows.

I always held this notion that Royce Gracie was untouchable in his "prime", but Ken Shamrock's bout put that rumor to sleep. He looked visibly disturbed after the fight. Well... that fight and the fact that Kimo put him out of commission.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

Fentry posted:

GROIN DESTRUCTION

Gabriel Gonzaga vs Chris Tuchscherer, UFC 102 - Gonzaga kicks Tuchscherer so hard in the balls that he starts vomiting

Wanderlei Silva vs Gilbert Yvel, PRIDE 11 - Wanderlei Silva kicks Gilbert Yvel in the balls hard enough to shatter his cup. Gilbert Yvel is a bad person so don't feel bad about this.

Rich Franklin vs Wanderlei Silva, UFC 147 - Rich Franklin gets kicked in the pills, recuperates through vigorous ball stretching

Cheick Kongo vs Mirko Cro Cop, UFC 75 - The Legend of the Ball Hunter begins

Cheick Kongo vs Mostapha Al Turk, UFC 92 - The Legend Continues

Jamie Varner vs Kamal Shalorus, WEC 49 - Jamie Varner gets kicked in the dick three times, doesn't win. Jamie Varner is a bad person so don't feel bad about this.

Bobby Green vs James Krause, UFC Fight for the Troops 3 - Bobby Green kicks James Krause in the nuts three times, the third one is not ruled a nut kick and Green wins by TKO as a result

Alessio Sakara vs Ron Faircloth, UFC 55 - Alessio Sakara gets kicked in the balls, rolls on the ground moaning and dry heaving for minutes resulting in a NC

Fabio Maldonado vs Roger Hollett, UFC on FX 8 - Fabio Maldonado takes a spinning back kick straight to the dick, gets back up and wins the fight because he's a loving treasure

Keith Hackney vs Joe Son, UFC 4 - Keith Hackney repeatedly punches Joe Son in the balls back before groin attacks were outlawed. Joe Son is a really bad person so don't feel bad about this.

Bruce Leeroy goes destroys Edwins Figueroas balls 40 seconds into the first round then gets 2 points taken away from him for a ball kick later
http://www.ufc.tv/video/alex-caceres-vs-edwin-figueroa-ufc-143

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Hello, what's some fun old events to watch. I did UFC 17 and the Pride 2000 GP earlier this week.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

It's not nearly as old as those ones, but UFC 84 is a ton of fun.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Hello, what's some fun old events to watch. I did UFC 17 and the Pride 2000 GP earlier this week.

UFC 8 is a lot of fun. The David vs Goliath fights are mostly hilarious and the superfight is one of the few early superfights that isn't a chore to watch today.

JuanGoat
Nov 6, 2009

world b lee posted:

I posted this in the UFC thread like a month back:

Kazushi Sakuraba vs Carlos Newton – PRIDE 3
http://www.ufc.tv/video/kazushi-sakuraba-vs-carlos-newton-pride-3

Tom Niinimaki vs Rani Yahya - TUF 18 Finale
http://www.ufc.tv/video/tom-niinimaki-vs-rani-yahya-tuf-18-finale

Demetrious “Mighty Mouse” Johnson vs Miguel Angel Torres – UFC 130
http://www.ufc.tv/video/demetrious-johnson-vs-miguel-torres-ufc-130

Jimy Hettes vs Alex “Bruce Leeroy” Caceres – UFC Live 5
http://www.ufc.tv/video/jim-hettes-vs-alex-caceres-ufc-live-5

Antonio Rogerio “Minotoro” Nogueira vs Jason Brilz – UFC 114
http://www.ufc.tv/video/antonio-rogerio-nogueira-vs-jason-brilz-ufc-114

Demian Maia vs Jason “The Athlete” MacDonald – UFC 87
http://www.ufc.tv/video/demian-maia-vs-jason-macdonald-ufc-87

Here's some more:

Ben Henderson and Cerrone I
http://www.ufc.tv/video/benson-henderson-vs-donald-cerrone-wec-43

Carlos Condit vs Martin Kampmann I
http://www.ufc.tv/video/martin-kampmann-vs-carlos-condit-ultimate-fight-night-18

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

Just watched Matt Brown on UFC 96... that is the fight where Yves Lavigne stopped and restarted the fight, and let Matt Brown beat the poo poo out of this guy despite his protests to stop the fight again. Yves even apologized to the press for his actions. Any other absolutely horrible lack of stoppages that you guys can recommend on Fight Pass?

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Evan Tanner/Phil Baroni isn't a super terrible stoppage but it is really loving weird. It's from 45 I think.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

parthenocarpy posted:

Just watched Matt Brown on UFC 96... that is the fight where Yves Lavigne stopped and restarted the fight, and let Matt Brown beat the poo poo out of this guy despite his protests to stop the fight again. Yves even apologized to the press for his actions. Any other absolutely horrible lack of stoppages that you guys can recommend on Fight Pass?

If you want to see someone who's almost a corpse get pounded on watch Weidman v Munoz and watch Mir v Carwin.

Muttonchips
Jun 5, 2014

by Shine
The Kimbo fight got me thinking. What are some funny cards? Like, not devastating, not bloody, not violent, just.. hilarious for one reason or another.

I can't remember which fight it was, but didn't Herb Dean allow a dude get pummeled over and over again after he took flack for the Faber stoppage?

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Muttonchips posted:

The Kimbo fight got me thinking. What are some funny cards? Like, not devastating, not bloody, not violent, just.. hilarious for one reason or another.

I can't remember which fight it was, but didn't Herb Dean allow a dude get pummeled over and over again after he took flack for the Faber stoppage?

Kenny Robertson vs Brock Jardine from UFC 157 prelims has one of the funniest and most baffling endings of recent times.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Muttonchips posted:

The Kimbo fight got me thinking. What are some funny cards? Like, not devastating, not bloody, not violent, just.. hilarious for one reason or another.

I can't remember which fight it was, but didn't Herb Dean allow a dude get pummeled over and over again after he took flack for the Faber stoppage?

I believe it was Mike Pyle vs. TJ Waldburger and it wasn't as bad as people made it out to be.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Bushmeister posted:

Kenny Robertson vs Brock Jardine from UFC 157 prelims has one of the funniest and most awesome submissions of recent times.

ftfy

InfiniteZero
Sep 11, 2004

PINK GUITAR FIRE ROBOT

College Slice

Fentry posted:

GROIN DESTRUCTION
Gabriel Gonzaga vs Chris Tuchscherer, UFC 102 - Gonzaga kicks Tuchscherer so hard in the balls that he starts vomiting

"Take a listen Joe, I mean, you could hear this resonate throughout the Rose Garden."

- Mike Goldberg

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



I dunno about the whole event for comedy but Cerrone vs. Stephens had some pretty hilarious nut-shot incidences as well.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Erick Silva vs Fitch is the funniest fight of all time.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Lim vs Saffiedine was the best, you should watch it.

http://www.ufc.tv/video/saffiedine-vs-lim

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Which fight was it that Philippou got his balls kicked into Super Saiyan Level 4? That one was pretty great too.

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handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


I finally watched my way out of the SEG era (UFC 1-29)

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