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Cole posted:bradley manning's attorney is complaining that he isnt getting his hormone therapy lol Uhhh, I'd really appreciate it if you respected xyr's wishes and refer to them as Chelsea from now on, thanks Cole 
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Booblord Zagats posted:Yep yep, forums superstar EdgeCrusher . There's an old flash video far made about it that's really funny link? lol loving lol edgecrusher you dumb piece of poo poo
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edgecrusher was my first encounter with online USMC motards he's the yardstick by which i measure the douche level of all other debildawgs
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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:sandler's business model lately has been to scam tards for low effort movies so i consider him an american hero
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the irony of a super jew like shim battling against a bunch of sheisty debt collectors is kind of blowing my mind i cant handle it right now
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They should have sent a poet. (From a stickied GBS thread, so don't all click report at once, faggots) Somebody fucked around with this message at 07:29 on Aug 13, 2014 |
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Aug 13, 2014 06:54
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GREAT now we aren't going to witnes what is sure to be an exciting conclusion to Shim vs. Debt Collectors. Shim please don't murder anyone while you're probated. We need this.
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Aug 13, 2014 06:59
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Victor Vermis posted:We need this.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h9EQaEl55o
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Aug 13, 2014 07:24
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Naw, shim can stay. Someone else made the stupid post.
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is goatse even nws anymore, really
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I think people's places of employment would prefer not seeing it, but whatever.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:I think people's places of employment would prefer not seeing it, but whatever. Unemployed 
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Cole posted:bradley manning's attorney is complaining that it isnt getting its hormone therapy lol ftfy
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Obama Africanus posted:edgecrusher was my first encounter with online USMC motards http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdCyJgfQsRo
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God drat it's been years since I've seen that.
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Wait.. Back that the gently caress up. The entire thing comes unraveled because he spent a few nights in the county bed and breakfast over not paying his car insurance for 2 years? No way thats real. I mean. I want it to be. But come the gently caress on. It didn't really go down that way. Did it?
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Yeah but this poo poo happened originally in like 02-03 timeframe. I wasn't here then and can't say how much any part was exaggerated, but the basic facts in the flash are pretty correct.
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Aug 13, 2014 15:08
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blast from the loving past, holy poo poo
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just took a really satisfying no wipe dump  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guHdbkSAA2Y
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All of my dumps are no wipes, and all of my pees are hands free. I make a goddamn mess sometime but I didn't fight in three goddamn wars to wipe rear end or shake dick when I got back to the states. Not even my own rear end and or dick. America.
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Good fiber and no butt hair?
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SPACE HOMOS posted:Good fiber and no butt hair? Stock in FTL and Hanes.
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Ugh I gotta admit this girl I was with (who I swear was a solid 7.5) got me to shave my rear end hair so she didn't get dingleberries and matted rear end hair in her mouth when she wanted to rim me. Bitch had me shaving and nairing my back door because she loved eating rear end so much. And I gotta admit I was having way cleaner shits. But hairy rear end just feels better. And there is nothing less comfortable than a stubbly 5:00 clock shadow growing on your brown eye tearing up TP like concertina wire, smearing poo poo and grief all over your self. Terrible times. Solid 7.5 though, and loved to eat rear end, never made me wear a rubber (lol like I ever would) and was always DTF. She did wig out when me and my boy sponge bob broke out a water pipe and started getting half baked, so I had to 86 her for that, but otherwise.. Solid 7.5, and loved to eat rear end. Terrible mother though. No idea what was up with her kids when I'd have her holed up in some hotel for 3 days licking my rear end in a top hat and not answering her texts haha. Surely they find a good foster home in the end in most of those situations. Right? The foster family fairy just takes Jake away from his whore mommy and a nice LDS couple raise him in Utah, right? Dunno. Solid 7.5 though. And def loved to eat rear end.
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Shim you really should have been a character on the first few seasons of Breaking Bad
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I love Midwest sluts with kids. You can dangle those disability Disney dollars like your lebron James up in the club but your driving a focus and renting a townhouse. And they'll still gently caress like sluts because they want the D bad in the Midwest and Midsouth. I'm not talking poo poo- the pussy game is ridiculous if you overlook a bitches maternal status. These girls got their pussies made out if memory foam or some poo poo because even the ones who've sent rounds down range through their troop chutes felt pretty god drat good when they were finishing up their post doc gender studies correspondence course from face down rear end up universities very own professor shim. I'm not an attractive nor wealthy man, but you don't need to be if you are willing to look the other way on what's come outta that hoe before you get up in that hoe. Especially if you can overlook her loving black dudes.
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Them kids are all awfully dark haired and colorful for having such a blonde mom. I bet she'll let me gently caress her pussy straight from her rear end in a top hat, she clearly doesn't care if shits going in, coming out, or giving birth down there. But a solid 7.5 boys, I swear. And she loved to eat rear end.
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She did this thing where she'd take my entire rear end in a top hat in her mouth, and just sorta tongue at it while simultaneously sucking. It didn't feel great to be honest, and I know for a fact she ate farts more than once and I'm way past the age of trusting a fart. But a goddamn solid 7.5 that loved to eat rear end and had some inter racial children. I may have promised to get them all outta the ghetto and then bailed when she wasn't cool with weed after all the rear end eating and having her move outta her trailer lol. Solid 7.5, probably has eaten my actual poo poo before however. Definitely had tongued my Fart Box on more than one occasion.
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See, in southern AZ we have Hispanic single mothers between the ages of 20 and 34 that are always a great time. They don't want their families to meet their gently caress buddy, so they never ask you to go anywhere with them , they don't care if you gently caress random bar sluts so long as you wrap up and make sure it isn't some chick they hated in high school and best of all they're almost always screamers. Not to mention they age so much better than any other group. Hell, my favorite one is a 34 year old who I found out wasn't single, but married to a contractor making insane money in Afghanistan and had never served a day in the military, just got the job because his dad was a GS-14 or some poo poo. So I started making sure to do the most vile poo poo I could muster with her. Just last week she had to go to a parent teacher conference reeking of anal and some DKNY perfume she threw on out the door to make it in time. If he ever takes a blacklight out in his billiards room, he's gonna see I've been spelling my name with my spent seed on his newly re-felted table for the last few months he's been gone. If you're gonna be Jody, be the best goddamed Jody you can be
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Pro move is to spell someone else's name.
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Can't tell if I feel guilt, remorse, lol, or relief about that one. Pretty sure she's full on turning tricks for formula now. I'm so loving broken I have no human response other than to laugh and then remember how a cold tongue stud felt when it slapped my slightly opened, prone, browneye one time and chuckle nervously.
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Whip ask the admins if shim can have his own sub forum.
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beanieson posted:Pro move is to spell someone else's name. Picasso never scribbled Monet's name on his own hard work, Beanie
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Jk I think the poo poo is hilarious and I made sure her little brother found out she eats rear end haha He was all gonna defend big sisters honor lol but he was too busy not being able to join the marines bc of the football injury that ruined his full ride scholarship he had to being a Navy Academy sniper cadet.
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She sold some MLM poo poo and I promised to invest in her business when we got our own place hahaha. Sometimes tho I'll be honest, I'll want to get my rear end ate. And I'll look up at the skies and think of her. Solid 7.5, loved to eat rear end. Had hella inter racial kids tho. 
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I'm pretty good with not having a girl eat my rear end out.
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holocaust bloopers posted:I'm pretty good with not having a girl eat my rear end out.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:dramatization of shim's rear end getting eaten when he trusts a fart I know better than to click on that. Shim, your posts remind me of the time I broke out my spear and went ape hunting in a fit of jungle fever. Bagged tagged and released back into the wild a high 6 low 7. Easy to get off. I needed a god drat tank and rebreather too. The loving Nile ran out of her. All on some stranger's couch they had tossed into a spare bedroom. Since we hooked up at some party some other chick at a pool hall invited me to. Never got either one's name but I do know she was married. Since the reason she wanted some master race in her was because her husband didn't want to gently caress. Maybe he had broken dick, maybe he just didn't have a snorkel. Again. Monsoon conditions. Best part is that wasn't the best story I have that started at that pool hall. That would be the time I had a smoking slut waisted on x grab me in mid shot and start making out with me in front of her cheering boyfriend. Things took a turn for the strange shortly after. Remind me to tell you the time I had an off shift stripper try to pick me up at my best friend's batchler party. It's a tale of poor decisions and clean std test (only because I backed out because I might be fuckin retarded).
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holocaust bloopers posted:I'm pretty good with not having a girl eat my rear end out. You're missing out. It feels amazing.
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