TheBigBudgetSequel posted:Professor Clumsy is great at laughing at himself. Most of his reviews are hilarious and he is very self aware. I can't blame him for getting grumpy over this, especially when FYAD morons fling poo poo at him here and on other platforms because he dare say that gOm's review is not very good.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 15:36 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 17:09 |
seriously lose some weight dude holy poo poo you are morbidly obese
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 15:37 |
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The concept of using "self aware" as a compliment.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 15:52 |
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It's not difficult to be aware of yourself when you spill out of any container you are placed in
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 15:58 |
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johntfs posted:I saw The Purge 2: Anarchy last night and pretty much agree with Sean about its strengths and weaknesses. If I want to deduct some points, it's more for missed opportunities with the premise more than anything else. I mean, fine, rich people suck and scary strangers are scary. However, to me, the greatest opportunity for horror would come with a group of people sealed safely away from the outside Purgers. A group of family, friends, co-workers and colleagues (with all the unvoiced conflicts and resentments that would imply) put together in a decent sized space (big house, office building, etc.) on a night where rape, murder and torture are both legal and encouraged. Y-Hat posted:The Purge: Anarchy taking itself too seriously is something I could have seen a mile away. Between horror movies with ridiculous concepts being straight-faced, R-rated comedies feeling restrained when they've got a rating that allows them to get away with more stuff (a complaint I read about Sex Tape in a different review), and superhero/action movies taking well over two hours when they can easily be 90 minutes long, the problem with Hollywood is that its head is wedged firmly up its own rear end.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 03:00 |
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That's also part of why You're Next is so good, too. It's very aware of its own silliness and has a lot of fun with the gore and the one-note characters. Cabin In The Woods, too, depending how much you feel is TOO much self-awareness. "gently caress me next to your dead mom"
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 04:42 |
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Just because I need to plug this wehnever I can, just know that Wingard's newest movie, The Guest, makes You're Next look like Saw. It is just the goofiest god damned movie and it is GLORIOUS.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 05:24 |
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Hey, have you guys heard about this gOm review? crazy stuff
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 05:57 |
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N. Senada posted:Hey, have you guys heard about this gOm review? crazy stuff Yeah. It was funny. He should write more for current releases.
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 13:17 |
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pat_b posted:Yeah. It was funny. He should write more for current releases. I had an article up a couple days ago, and I'm going to be writing articles on a more regular basis now, but I probably won't be writing anything for current releases any time soon!! Because I already did the "review a movie but I didn't watch it" gag, and I wouldn't want to repeat myself, and I also wouldn't want to watch a movie, because it would cut into my gaming time. Cheers though.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 01:06 |
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no they will not posted:I had an article up a couple days ago, and I'm going to be writing articles on a more regular basis now, but I probably won't be writing anything for current releases any time soon!! Because I already did the "review a movie but I didn't watch it" gag, and I wouldn't want to repeat myself, and I also wouldn't want to watch a movie, because it would cut into my gaming time. Cheers though. I laughed pretty hard at "It's never been a better time to be a gamer", to be honest. But no, probably not more CR, though I liked the idea of g0m doing the Awful Movies column.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 01:21 |
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So seriously, Guardians of the Galaxy, the movie that features dozens of planes (well spaceships actually) crashing into an urban center, is the only Marvel movie where Current Releases doesn't mention 9/11? Whatever I guess!
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 08:21 |
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TMNT review would have been more tolerable if it wasn't sprinkled with all this detritus about THIS OTHER ARTICLE I WROTE ABOUT JAMES FRANCO and a plethora of other rambling bullshit, jesus
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 17:40 |
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A very, very minor quibble with the Zach Braff Funded-By-Kickstarter Vanity Project Movie, but there are no 30-something Jews named Aiden.
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 18:12 |
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MinibarMatchman posted:TMNT review would have been more tolerable if it wasn't sprinkled with all this detritus about THIS OTHER ARTICLE I WROTE ABOUT JAMES FRANCO and a plethora of other rambling bullshit, jesus But VICE Magazine guy just wanted to VICE Magazine his VICE Magazine. James Franco VICE Magazine.
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 18:47 |
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MinibarMatchman posted:TMNT review would have been more tolerable if it wasn't sprinkled with all this detritus about THIS OTHER ARTICLE I WROTE ABOUT JAMES FRANCO and a plethora of other rambling bullshit, jesus It was almost verbatim what that douche wrote on the linked article.
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 18:52 |
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MinibarMatchman posted:TMNT review would have been more tolerable if it wasn't sprinkled with all this detritus about THIS OTHER ARTICLE I WROTE ABOUT JAMES FRANCO and a plethora of other rambling bullshit, jesus The whole thing was a weird, dumb take-down of Rocco Castoro, the chief editor of Vice Magazine. Basically, Rocco Castoro said something silly about the validity of movie criticism in his review of Child of God, so someone at Current Releases (not sure who, as they satirically attribute the piece to Rocco Castoro himself) had a pretty pathetic meltdown about it in the form of this parody review. You can tell that whoever wrote it considered it pretty scathing, but it comes off as more histrionic and pathetic than clever and incisive (it goes out of its way to parody practically every single line from Castoro's piece, even innocuous ones, and always in the most ham-fisted way possible). Mostly, though, it's just dumb because it expects us to care about any of this in the first place.
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 18:53 |
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So, who actually wrote the article?
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 18:54 |
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Mr. Maltose posted:So, who actually wrote the article? James Franco
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 19:15 |
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I dunno, don't think there's enough references to James Franco for that one.
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# ? Aug 10, 2014 19:44 |
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The comment about Megan Fox's rear end at the end was really pretty creepy.
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 05:02 |
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Current Releases: *posts a snarky but thoughtful movie review* Babies on the internet: THIS IS A COMEDY WEBSITE UGH STOP TAKING MOVIES SO SERIOUSLY Current Releases: *posts a joke review at someone else's expense* Babies on the internet: ugh why are you putting up a satirical review on a comedy website
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 06:08 |
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TwistedLadder posted:Current Releases: *posts a snarky but thoughtful movie review* If the satire was remotely relevant to anything having to do with the movie in question, sure.
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 13:01 |
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Mr. Maltose posted:So, who actually wrote the article? Chilled Cap posted:The whole thing was a weird, dumb take-down of Rocco Castoro, the chief editor of Vice Magazine. Basically, Rocco Castoro said something silly about the validity of movie criticism in his review of Child of God, so someone at Current Releases (not sure who, as they satirically attribute the piece to Rocco Castoro himself) had a pretty pathetic meltdown about it in the form of this parody review. Wanamingo posted:The comment about Megan Fox's rear end at the end was really pretty creepy. Chairman Capone posted:If the satire was remotely relevant to anything having to do with the movie in question, sure. I feel dumb explaining a joke. But, really, that's all it was: a joke. All apologies to those of you who didn't laugh.
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 14:20 |
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It seems to me that after the fall of the Franco regime they wouldn't be able to keep something like him eating turds, much less miles of them, a secret. I highly doubt it's the kind of thing he'd say.
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 19:34 |
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TwistedLadder posted:Current Releases: *posts a snarky but thoughtful movie review* ^this.
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# ? Aug 11, 2014 21:03 |
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I just hope we can keep Franco-American relations on an even keel. America might go under if it didn't get a steady stream of canned pasta products.
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# ? Aug 12, 2014 05:37 |
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UhhhhHHHHHHHHHH! UHHHHH I LOVE TO EAT MEGAN FOS poo poo SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... Just kidding. I'm actually a very insightful man who is here to defend the validity of film criticism through wit and satire.
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# ? Aug 12, 2014 06:31 |
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Chilled Cap posted:Mostly, though, it's just dumb because it expects us to care about any of this in the first place. That's the whole point, though. The original review is a giant steaming pile of poo poo no one cares about except the author. It's worth parodying mostly because it's such an explicitly bad personification of some of the worse trends regarding criticism these days- film reviews that seem to do everything in their power to avoid actually discussing the movie they're supposed to be discussing. Most of the time that stuff just comes out bland, though. which isn't any fun to parody at all. I really liked this week's reviews, especially the minority reports. Very relieved after last week, which I felt was mostly miss. I'd write why, but I suspect people are more upset that the storied franchise of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wasn't given serious dramatic consideration than they are that CR isn't doing film criticism properly.
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# ? Aug 12, 2014 09:01 |
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Some Guy TT posted:I'd write why, but I suspect people are more upset that the storied franchise of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wasn't given serious dramatic consideration than they are that CR isn't doing film criticism properly. haha yeah man, you tell 'em
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# ? Aug 12, 2014 15:32 |
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Lumpy the Cook posted:UhhhhHHHHHHHHHH! UHHHHH I LOVE TO EAT MEGAN FOS poo poo SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... Just kidding. I'm actually a very insightful man who is here to defend the validity of film criticism through wit and satire. My satire isn't above juvenilia, unlike Franco. Keanu Grieves fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Aug 12, 2014 |
# ? Aug 12, 2014 15:33 |
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Keanu Grieves posted:It's pretty clear from the structure of the review that I have a problem with the gratuitous rear end shot and those scoring categories aren't coming from me, but from a character — in this case, James Franco, who has come under fire for sexting a teen and occasionally being creepy. I guess some of Korine rubbed off on Franco.
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# ? Aug 12, 2014 15:41 |
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Keanu Grieves posted:That would be me. I'm the one who has a great fondness for gimmick reviews and profanity. I think the target audience (people who read Vice, read the Child of God review, didn't like it) was way too small for front page updates.
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# ? Aug 12, 2014 15:50 |
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Considering that the thing was linked in the opening paragraph, it was a film crit version of an Awful Link Of The Day.
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# ? Aug 12, 2014 15:55 |
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effectual posted:I guess some of Korine rubbed off on Franco. Keanu Grieves fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Aug 12, 2014 |
# ? Aug 12, 2014 17:38 |
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I like to say weird, messed up sh*t because it's pretty much exactly what this one guy I hate says- well, he didn't say it, really, but he would have if he was reviewing this movie instead of me. I'm the one saying those things, but I basically don't mean them- he does. He means what I say.
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# ? Aug 12, 2014 22:00 |
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Lumpy the Cook posted:I like to say weird, messed up sh*t because it's pretty much exactly what this one guy I hate says- well, he didn't say it, really, but he would have if he was reviewing this movie instead of me. I'm the one saying those things, but I basically don't mean them- he does. He means what I say. congrats on finally taking satire as a concept to task, it's been askin' for it
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# ? Aug 13, 2014 17:36 |
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I would rather there was just a regular review, thank you.
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# ? Aug 15, 2014 16:21 |
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Hat Thoughts posted:I would rather there was just a regular review, thank you. This is Something Awful. Nothing about this site is regular. Mostly due to a general refusal to eat enough fiber.
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# ? Aug 15, 2014 22:18 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 17:09 |
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Hat Thoughts posted:I would rather there was just a regular review, thank you. Seconded. Can all "forums drama" be removed and let the good people of current releases go back to what I had considered the best review site around?
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# ? Aug 15, 2014 22:30 |