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SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
Water is probably the most derivative, plebeian drink there is, and yet people drink it all the time every day. Go make yourself some chocolate milk or a cocktail or something, jesus.

Talk about how stupid and boring water drinkers are here.

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KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


we drink water so we don't die of dehydration and also so we don't get fat as gently caress. hth.

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
water sucks. gatorade is better.

imranh
Sep 2, 2012
gently caress water man. It's just full of chemicals.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
OP you hate 80% of your body

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

so do most goons

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
You are water you ladyboy ! your genes created a sack of flesh so that your water can take a stroll on land. You're a walking gourd

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

KiteAuraan posted:

we drink water so we don't die of dehydration and also so we don't get fat as gently caress. hth.



Wow, nice defense, H2Oser, I've never heard that one before. :rolleyes:

The truth is water makes you fat. Ever heard or water retention? read a book.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


that's why you sweat the water out doing sick reps and running and poo poo.

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
just drink mtn. dew all day

diabetes is just a big pharma conspiracy. if drinking soda all day is so bad, then why does it taste so good?

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

NiceGuy posted:

water sucks. gatorade is better.


imranh posted:

gently caress water man. It's just full of chemicals.

for real, :respek:.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

ladyboy pancake posted:

Wow, nice defense, H2Oser, I've never heard that one before. :rolleyes:

The truth is water makes you fat. Ever heard or water retention? read a book.

you have anal retention OP but there's good news :

the cure for anal retention is drinking 10 pints of water ever morning

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i only drink designer bottled water with natural sparkles

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
water can be [b]deadly[/i] if you are submerged in it. This is why I avoid all baths and showers.

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
you can die if you drink too much water

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Glasgow Kiss posted:

you can die if you drink too much water

Typical misinformed goon bullshit

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
lol at water apologists who try to defend their lovely drinking habits.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 663 days!
Is this more fallout from the weird work-out/dieting subforum?

I know at one point people were unironically getting banned for pointing out that the all bacon and lard diet might be bad for you.

I could see an anti-water movement earnestly creeping up.

Drink water goons. You will die if you don't. There, did my good deed for the day, gonna go jack off now.

BHB
Aug 28, 2011
this is pretty hosed up op, dont trash talk water or ill get really mad!!


thank you to my excellent sigmaking friends

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

water is the fluid of life so sit down open up and enjoy the cool splash of creation on your face and neck

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

quote:

we don't need no water
-Bloodhound Gang

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

bonus hole boy posted:

this is pretty hosed up op, dont trash talk water or ill get really mad!!


*trash-talks water*

BHB
Aug 28, 2011

ladyboy pancake posted:

*trash-talks water*

wow now you went & did it

check this poo poo out:



motherfucking DAM is running with WATER and making ELECTRICITY

are your other bitch baby fluids doing that? i dont think so!!

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

BHB
Aug 28, 2011

water owning some trees, good poo poo

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
water is hardcore. gunna gently caress yer poo poo up

Abysswalker
Apr 25, 2013

water isn't gonna take this poo poo lying down op. better watch your back next time you're near shore

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
water is actually really good. i drink like a gallon a day and 25% of my day is taking giant pisses. ownz

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

if you don't drink tap
then you'll never be good at rap

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Decebal posted:

You are water you ladyboy ! your genes created a sack of flesh so that your water can take a stroll on land. You're a walking gourd

This is also why our eyes suck really bad

Athropos
May 4, 2004

"Skeletons are Number One! Flesh just slows you down."

SirEvelynTremble posted:

OP you hate 80% of your body

why does that stupid number always go up anyways. A few years ago it was like 70%

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat
Don't drink water, Fish gently caress in it.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
water doesnt even have electrolytes

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Water fuckin owns

I have been to countries where you can't drink the tapwater though. That poo poo is insane to me

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
lol at anyone who breathes air

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
agree OP all my friends and family love water but I just dont get it

as a goon perhaps our tastes are more refined than those common plebs

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

ghlbtsk posted:

lol at anyone who breathes air

don;t say that dude, air is a vital resource for human survival.

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

Moola posted:

agree OP all my friends and family love water but I just dont get it

as a goon perhaps our tastes are more refined than those common plebs

agreed, but i guess world needs those lesser people to help make people like us greater.

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Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
Water killed my father...

ill have my revegne!!!

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