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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
but i don't want to. adam kibr is my heroe




quote:

10 Signs of Being a Pathetic Beta Male (And What to Do About It)

[January 29, 2014 by Adam Kibr
A pathetic beta male is a man who’s not willing to change even though he knows he needs to. I come across pathetic beta males everywhere and they drown people with their negative ways, they don’t want to better their lives and stop everyone else by poisoning them and making them feel like there is no point to life. Beta males are different, beta males are those guys who have just lost their way but are looking for a way back.

There are 10 specific tells that reveal a pathetic beta male. You should use these 10 signs to identify these weak emasculated men and stay away from them because they will affect you with their negative ways. If you’re a beta male looking to unleash the Alpha from within then avoid these damaged men like the plague and hang out with Alpha males.

Beta male to Alpha Male
1: Doing Housework

Pathetic beta males love to do housework; they find sanctity in doing the chores trying to be Mr Nice Guy. The pathetic beta male has no interest in bettering himself so resigns himself to doing the housework and chores in an attempt to gain popularity from women. What he fails to understand is that every women want men who take charge of their lives and their homes.

A true Alpha Male knows his roles and responsibilities. True Alpha know that his responsibility is to give security and bring home the bread, he also knows that a women’s place is in the home where she has to take care of the family and the housework. This line must not be crossed, a women must not be allowed to defend the family or become the main breadwinner because she will slowly start to emasculate the man.
2: Hating Their Jobs and Not Doing Anything About it

It really infuriates me to see pathetic beta males who refuse to change. They live a mediocre life thinking things will eventually get better and do nothing to instigate the change. Pathetic beta males will hang onto their job even if they hate it and make no attempts to find another job, they will begrudgingly do their job to the minimum requirement and then come home and complain. Because of this constant complaining you’ll find that pathetic beta males are divorced, single or separated – no one wants to be in the presence of negativity.

If an Alpha Male doesn’t like his job he will just find another one. Alpha males won’t stick around to do something they hate instead they will put all their energies into doing something they enjoy. No one can tame the Alpha spirit.
3: Always Trying to Make others Happy

Pathetic beta males always try to make other people happy, they try to make their boss at work happy by being a work monkey, they try to make their partners happy by doing all the housework. Pathetic beta males never try to make themselves happy; they have no self worth which is why they don’t even attempt to indulge in happiness. A pathetic beta mans happiness comes from other people’s happiness.

Every Alpha Male will work on their happiness first. Other people’s happiness will come from the Alpha Males happiness. The Alpha Male will strive to progress and this will inspire other beta males to do the same. Alpha males understand that in order to make other people happy they must be happy first.
4: Playing Video Game and Checking Facebook

The only joy a pathetic beta male has after coming home from a hard day’s work is playing video games and monitoring other people’s lives on Facebook. The beta male has no interest in his own life because he has absolutely no self worth, he will play Grand Theft Auto for hours thinking he’s a virtual Alpha Male inside a virtual Lamborghini. After his fingers start to ache he switches to Facebook to lust over women he can’t get and look at how their rivals are progressing.

After a hard days graft the Alpha male will come home and enjoy life. He will eat well and then seduce women, he will hit the gym or he will find ways to become smarter. The Alpha males life is one of enjoyment and betterment, this is the complete opposite to the pathetic beta male whose life is defined through misery and failure.
5: Blaming the World for Their Problems

A pathetic beta male will blame the world for his problem. He will blame the world for having a mediocre job, having a meaningless life and having a stale marriage. He will not do anything to change his circumstances and will continue to blame people until his last breath. These pathetic beta males will drown other people with their negativity sapping their energy and making themselves feel better after sharing their problems with everyone.

Alpha Males only blame themselves when things go wrong. Alphas take responsibility for their actions and realize that any failure is a result of not thinking at a high enough level to achieve success. The Alpha male will also attribute success to themselves because they believe in their own ability. Because the true Alpha takes complete responsibility for his life he is able to get ahead in the world.
6: Dressing like a Tramp

Pathetic beta males have low self esteem which is why they never groom themselves properly. These pathetic beta males wear tramp like clothes and smell really bad. They often wear ripped clothes and complain about not receiving their break in life. Pathetic beta males have dirty long hair and shave once a week, they usually have bad skin which repels humans away.

Alpha Males spend a significant amount of time grooming. The true Alpha works on their image, this means wearing good quality stylish clothes, wearing good shoes. Alphas make themselves presentable by having a shave everyday and making sure their skin and hair is immaculate, this is why women practically throw themselves at Alpha men.
7: Talking About the Past

Pathetic beta males love to talk about the past. If a pathetic beta male has had any success in the past he will use it whenever he can. Even though these men have miserable lives now they will relive the past in an attempt to remain sane. Pathetic beta males love to sit down with other people and talk about how wonderful they were in their past lives. They have no interest in making their future better.

Alpha Males only look forward, they hate looking back. True Alphas will continue to seek more satisfying success because they know that they’ve done it in the past so they can continue to do it in the future.
8: Hate Betterment

The Kryptonite of beta males is betterment. These pathetic lowly men cannot stand the thought of reading a book or going in the gym to invest in their body and mind. Pathetic beta males think learning is for losers and laugh at people who want to better themselves.

Alphas spend time expanding their mind and improving their body. Alphas believe that the mind and body are the two most important factors in life, if they can get their mind and body in the right state they can do virtually anything they want. It takes extreme self discipline if you want to supercharge your development – check out my 30 Days of Discipline Review if you lack bloody discipline in your life!
9: Kiss rear end

Pathetic beta males kiss rear end, they will kiss their bosses rear end and their partner’s rear end. They laugh at their boss’s jokes even when it’s not funny. They do the chores around the house to keep their partners happy. They even look after the children while the woman is out clubbing and getting laid.

Alpha Males don’t kiss rear end they kick rear end. If they don’t like someone they won’t hide it. They won’t try to make other people happy because it is your own choice to be happy or not.
10: Cant Say No

Pathetic beta males cannot say no easily, this is why they stay late at work, this is why they do the housework after a long days graft, this is why they take the women out even when they don’t want to. These men are scared to say no, they hate disappointing people and resign themselves to unhappiness forever. Everyone including Alpha males take advantage of these YES men.

Alphas are not scared of saying NO. Alpha males have their own agendas and they know what they want in life, they also know how to get what they want and don’t let anyone stand in their way because they’re afraid of saying no.
What Now?

If this post revealed some nasty truths then there is still time to change if you are willing. You can leave your mediocre life behind and step into a better brighter future. The only person stopping you is YOU. Stop denying yourself and become a man.
Change

Change starts from within, there’s no point in hitting the gym if you can’t change your internal paradigms. I have developed a 5 step program which helps any man to unleash the Alpha from within.
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Roy
Sep 24, 2007
doing housework is great. my wife will grab my butt while im washing dishes over the sink

it gets me all fired up for the cucking she has planned for the evening

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i hear microwaves are even better than UV light OP

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

This is why they got beat out by VHS males. Who needs better archival quality when you have tan balls

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

scalded schlong posted:

i hear microwaves are even better than UV light OP

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 663 days!

SirEvelynTremble posted:

but i don't want to. adam kibr is my heroe





Just remember, UV light - testicles - 200% .... a formula for winners (and tanned balls)

No one who writes this much poo poo about dudes lives is an Alpha, sorry random dude with weird looking balls.

ReptileChillock
Jan 7, 2014

by Lowtax
*looks around filthy basement*

hrmph, no Mother I won't clean up the cheeto stains because that would make me beta

G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?

Nap Ghost
I'm not a beta because I *force* my wife to gently caress other men while I'm tied up with her panties stuffed in my mouth and a huge buttplug in my rear end.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 663 days!
I really wanna see what Thanksgiving dinner is like 'round the Kibr family table, a gathering of transcendent super-beings no doubt.

*police show up for a domestic disturbance*

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.
Beta male poo poo is actually alpha male poo poo, the things random douches think of as "alpha" behavior is actually animals in confinement acting out their version of a psychotic break. Actual alphas in nature are basically your dad. If you made a wolf into a dude, he wouldn't be getting a facial tat and banging some random chick on a park bench just to show he doesn't give a gently caress, he'd be driving his daughter to soccer practice in a minivan and finding a sensible insurance policy.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




I :love: to be cucked

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


*shines UV light on balls, viciously beats porn star girlfriend

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Can't wait for OMEGA MALE poo poo

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
i heard sucking dick can increase t levels

confirm/deny

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
the husband in this video needs Mr Kibr's advice

Wife Beats The poo poo Out Of Her Husband

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
I dont have a dedicated uv light, can I just sit in the sun with my sack hanging out for 20 minutes?

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
thanks op i doubled my muscle mass but now i have melanoma of the sack

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

SirEvelynTremble posted:

the husband in this video needs Mr Kibr's advice

Wife Beats The poo poo Out Of Her Husband

That's hardly a beating, but bitch dude is pretty beta.

imranh
Sep 2, 2012

Darth123123 posted:

That's hardly a beating, but bitch dude is pretty beta.

Yeah, he should piss on her to show his dominance.

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

i do alphdolf hitler poo poo

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 663 days!

Boogaleeboo posted:

Beta male poo poo is actually alpha male poo poo, the things random douches think of as "alpha" behavior is actually animals in confinement acting out their version of a psychotic break. Actual alphas in nature are basically your dad. If you made a wolf into a dude, he wouldn't be getting a facial tat and banging some random chick on a park bench just to show he doesn't give a gently caress, he'd be driving his daughter to soccer practice in a minivan and finding a sensible insurance policy.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Boogaleeboo posted:

Beta male poo poo is actually alpha male poo poo, the things random douches think of as "alpha" behavior is actually animals in confinement acting out their version of a psychotic break. Actual alphas in nature are basically your dad. If you made a wolf into a dude, he wouldn't be getting a facial tat and banging some random chick on a park bench just to show he doesn't give a gently caress, he'd be driving his daughter to soccer practice in a minivan and finding a sensible insurance policy.

Boogaleeboo will you be my dad? Cos my dad's Hitler and I hate him

Azraelle
Jan 13, 2008

UV radiation to my balls sounds like a great idea, I've tried fire, low-level radiation, olive oil injection, prolonged arab-strapping, greenstuff, latex, menchurianing, moonstones, high-kinetic therapy, low-kinetic therapy, twisteraphy, primal scream therapy, acupuncture, acupressure, amomtizizing, sulphuric acid immersion, botoxing, psychotestecology and I still do housework and the old ball-and-chain doesn't accept the fact that my balls are in constant searing unbearable pain as an excuse and it is seriously killing me since I can barely move without feeling how my testes dangle as though they were filled with red-hot lead and this may be the increased masculinity I sorely need to tell her "shut up bitch" and declare to the world that although I hate all people I hate women the most.

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

Cesar Cedeno posted:

I really wanna see what Thanksgiving dinner is like 'round the Kibr family table, a gathering of transcendent super-beings no doubt.

*police show up for a domestic disturbance*





Hey, wife crossed the goddamn line when she asked an alpha to help her out a little by washing his own dish.




The people who try to live out this alpha bullshit must have miserable lives. I imagine them the same as libertarians where they can't live out their fantasy due to a combo of their real self being lovely and the world not working the way they think it should.

DrManiac fucked around with this message at 15:00 on Aug 14, 2014

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Boogaleeboo posted:

Beta male poo poo is actually alpha male poo poo, the things random douches think of as "alpha" behavior is actually animals in confinement acting out their version of a psychotic break. Actual alphas in nature are basically your dad. If you made a wolf into a dude, he wouldn't be getting a facial tat and banging some random chick on a park bench just to show he doesn't give a gently caress, he'd be driving his daughter to soccer practice in a minivan and finding a sensible insurance policy.

if you made a wolf into a dude he'd go insane with the sheer madness of it all

i really don't think you've thought through this scenario at all

maybe it should have undergone some... beta testing

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
The ball suntanning thing almost makes the op worth it




Almost

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

I never help out around the house and am selfish piece of poo poo so I'm half way towards being an alpha.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
My friend said olive oil was a good lube in a pinch (sans condom)

I was like wtf did you do to my olive oil

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness
When my boyfriend cooks it's drat sexy. :colbert:

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 663 days!

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

My friend said olive oil was a good lube in a pinch (sans condom)

I was like wtf did you do to my olive oil

Is your friend a Roman? are you posting from ancient Rome?

Tell Cicero he's a oval office for me.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I love how the people who spend pages writing about beta and alpha stuff are usually the most pathetic people around. I'm sure this guy has never even seen a pussy in real life.

Solstice
Mar 12, 2002

Non-violent for the entire family!

DrManiac posted:

The people who try to live out this alpha bullshit must have miserable lives. I imagine them the same as libertarians where they can't live out their fantasy due to a combo of their real self being lovely and the world not working the way they think it should.

When they're younger they talk about how loving sluts owns but they'll wife up a 20-year old submissive virgin when they're older. When they're older they talk about how loving sluts owns and they never wanted a wife in the first place. When they're old they talk about how loving hookers owns and it's less expensive than the sluts they wouldn't enjoy loving or the wife they never wanted in the first place.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Pretty sure the whole thing is a joke as indicated by the emphasis on uv radiation for testosterone

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.
Omega male here

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Trap sprung on myself

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I'm not trans I'm just a delta male.

Solstice
Mar 12, 2002

Non-violent for the entire family!
im a lamba male iykwim



(im gay)

weirdly chilly pussy
Oct 6, 2007

Doing the dishes actually owns after another fairly epic dinner served by the missus.

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ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
This is the reason VHS won the format war.
The opposition was too beta.

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