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Borneo Jimmy
Feb 27, 2007

by Smythe
I'm gonna use a bunch of overwritten, turgid, purple prose, and not use quotation marks because I'm an ARTIST.

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naem
May 29, 2011

No. Blood meridian is 100% incredible.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

naem posted:

No. Blood meridian is 100% incredible.

Cool Blue Reason
Jan 7, 2010

by Lowtax

naem posted:

No. Blood meridian is 100% incredible.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


naem posted:

No. Blood meridian is 100% incredible.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

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naem posted:

No. Blood meridian is 100% incredible.

naem
May 29, 2011

The Road was also fantastic.

I tried reading another about a drunk guy who lived on a boat but it was too accurate a description of homeless people and I couldn't handle it

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

i'm a trend setter and therefore i refuse to emptyquote the squirrel

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

naem posted:

No. Blood meridian and Suttree are 100% incredible.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



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naem posted:

No. Blood meridian is 100% incredible.

naem
May 29, 2011

I sure am a drunk guy living on a boat during the depression, her are some masterfully woven descriptions of how bad everything sucks like a whole bunch, OH GOD IT HURTS MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

naem posted:

No. Blood meridian is 100% incredible.

the parts i understoood were really good i think

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Apr 8, 2012

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there are american ... books?

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

naem posted:

No. Blood meridian is 100% incredible.

naem
May 29, 2011

Bitter Mushroom posted:

there are american ... books?

:eyepop:

Yes and also American whiskey, it's called bourbon and they pair well together although I'd recommend some sort of faith based intervention be setup IN ADVANCE because a month of your life will fly by and all your dreams will be about people cutting each others scalps off or being drunk, on a boat

AngusPodgorny
Jun 3, 2004

Please to be restful, it is only a puffin that has from the puffin place outbroken.

naem posted:

No. Blood meridian is 100% incredible.

naem posted:

The Road was also fantastic.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Jenny McCarthy is hotter, well young Jenny McCarthy anyway. Still would though.

naem
May 29, 2011

IM SO SAD AND DRUNK ON TEH BOAT

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

The Counselor is hot garbage, but Blood Meridian's some good rear end poo poo, so... maybe?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

everyones mexican and speaks americanized spanish

harpomarxist
Oct 7, 2007

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naem posted:

No. Blood meridian is 100% incredible.

yes

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naem posted:

Yes and also American whiskey, it's called bourbon

sounds french

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
No Country for Old Men was pretty cool, sucks that the dude got killed offscreen by some random people and then bardem still cucks his wife after death.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

He's not and you are pretty dumb.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
looks like the OP should take his bad opinions and hit, The Road

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

naem posted:

No. Blood meridian is 100% incredible.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Also The Crossing is actually his best book but no one ever reads it :shrug:

big business man
Sep 30, 2012

he's probably the greatest living American author OP, hth

Cool Blue Reason
Jan 7, 2010

by Lowtax

ruddiger posted:

The Counselor is hot garbage, but Blood Meridian's some good rear end poo poo, so... maybe?

The Counselor was good.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Cool Blue Reason posted:

The Counselor was good.

The Counselor is that sign that all old writers get that they are probably out of ideas and just spinning the wheels. It reads like McCarthy fan-fiction.

See: Garcia Marquez - Memories of my Melancholy Whores, Norman Mailer- Castle in the Forest, etc.

Cool Blue Reason
Jan 7, 2010

by Lowtax

Mel Mudkiper posted:

The Counselor is that sign that all old writers get that they are probably out of ideas and just spinning the wheels. It reads like McCarthy fan-fiction.

See: Garcia Marquez - Memories of my Melancholy Whores, Norman Mailer- Castle in the Forest, etc.

Thanks for the suggestions, Mel Mudkiper.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
All the Pretty Horses is also good if you like horses and mexican prisons

hope and vaseline
Feb 13, 2001

Oldstench posted:

No. Blood meridian and Suttree are 100% incredible.

Suttree is like being dragged into the corners of the filthiest urban hell and being left to rot. It was amazing.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

this_is_hard posted:

he's probably the greatest living American author OP, hth

Pyncho still alive but it's close. I'd say Suttree or Gravity's rainbow toss up for my favorite books.

naem posted:

I sure am a drunk guy living on a boat during the depression, her are some masterfully woven descriptions of how bad everything sucks like a whole bunch, OH GOD IT HURTS MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP

it takes place in the 50s you loving tard.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
who

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
the best thing about mccarthy is aftyer you've read most of his poo poo you realize just how much of a drug user he used to be.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

you know, the pepper guy

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?
no he's not because his fame gave us the best Daily News headline ever by miles running.

Cormac McCarthy’s ex-wife busted after pulling gun from vagina during alien argument

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


naem posted:

I sure am a drunk guy living on a boat during the depression, her are some masterfully woven descriptions of how bad everything sucks like a whole bunch, OH GOD IT HURTS MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP

isnt Suttree nearly autobiographical? cormac was from a rich family but lived in a shack outside of knoxville with no heat or running water for years

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



I've only read The Road but I thought it was very compellingly written

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