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Prosopagnosiac
May 19, 2007

One of us! One of us! Aqua Buddha! Aqua Buddha! One of us!
So me and my brother were talking about a friend of his who's applying for a job as an "investigative journalist" for buzzfeed.

The premise of that made me laugh and we decided to mock their articles and what might go through the head of such a person.

"I'm currently investigating which Orange is the New Black gifs best summarize a European Study abroad program."

“Hmmm that’s a GOOD baby panda gif, but does it restore your faith in humanity?”

"I wanted to go with golden retriever puppies, but my editor insisted on Corgis again!"

"Woodward and Bernstein don't have poo poo on my takedown of those leaked photos from the set of the new Avengers movie!"

Headline: “You won’t BELIEVE how hot ScarJo looks on the set of the new Avengers movie”

"I'm looking for an angle on the MTV VMAs, how much Kanye is too much?!" "gently caress it, I'll just do three articles!"

Top Ten Kanye GIFs that fully encapsulate 2014

"10 Robin Williams gifs guaranteed to make you tear up"

Create your own! Photoshops and other media welcome!

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Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
http://www.clickhole.com nooblord

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?

came here to post this get out of my head

redstormpopcorn
Jun 10, 2007
Aurora Master
http://www.ravi.io/buzzfeed-title-generator nooblord

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

Delete this thread

Prosopagnosiac
May 19, 2007

One of us! One of us! Aqua Buddha! Aqua Buddha! One of us!
Yeah I know about those, I was just hoping we could have a sensible chuckle creating our own.

redstormpopcorn
Jun 10, 2007
Aurora Master
13 Emoticons You Won't Believe Nobody's Posted In This Thread

:commissar:

:getout:

:itwaspoo:

:frogout:

:ramsay:

:stoat:

:cripes:

:fuckoff:

:gb2fyad:

:supaburn:

:sotw:

:spergin:

:nsa:

Prosopagnosiac
May 19, 2007

One of us! One of us! Aqua Buddha! Aqua Buddha! One of us!
They can't all be winners I guess :shrug:

Im gay

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

5 Black Shooting Victims You Didn't Hear About This Week

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
You won't believe the OP of this post!!

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
You won't believe how wide this man stretches his anus!!

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
10 op's that i didn't read

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Reagan's Six Most #YOLO Moments

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
37 Places You Must Visit After You Die!!!

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

5 Black Shooting Victims You Didn't Hear About This Week

goddamn you could spread that across facebook so loving fast.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

10 Reasons Why President Obama Won't Be Elected Ever Again

WWZD
Nov 17, 2010

it all makes sense now
Never poo poo post again using this 1 crazy trick...

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
10 ways the OP is a human being

Barf Wight
Sep 4, 2011
OK, you can stop yelling :hf:

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
The Top 10 "Top 10" Lists of 2014

Eponymouse
Nov 2, 2013

Beneath the skin, we are already one.

Top 90 things only 90's kids will understand (90's kids will love this).

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

thw top ten juiced up coaches...AND th e top ten juiced up players

Badass
Apr 14, 2014

Maybe you should stop posting here and start writing for them instead

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
OP, you're obviously a Buzzfeed employee trying to trick us into doing your job. Everyone knows there's no difference between fake Buzzfeed articles & real Buzzfeed articles.

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