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Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
shoot

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Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



hi blackout drunk ama I'm verisimilidude

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

Verisimilidude posted:

hi blackout drunk ama I'm verisimilidude

thats not a question

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Do you know that drunk posting was at one point a bannable offense in GBS?

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Would you let Tyson punch you in the face for dollars?

Bigtime Bra Guy
Jul 18, 2011

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Do you know that drunk posting was at one point a bannable offense in GBS?

Do you know that Penis In Vagina loving still is?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I'm drunk too, it's good, what are you drinking

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
GOOD JOB!

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Do you know that drunk posting was at one point a bannable offense in GBS?

Yes I remember back when gbs sucked hard

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Would you let Tyson punch you in the face for dollars?

a couple thousand plus dental bills, yes

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Do you know that drunk posting was at one point a bannable offense in GBS?

drunk posting might have once been bannable but your gay and drunk posting is no longer bannanle

--Winston Churchill

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!
alcohol is a sign of moral decadence and laxity

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

jackyl posted:

I'm drunk too, it's good, what are you drinking

evan williams and 3 olives because it was on sale

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!
you should use crack op

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
All your answers have been coherent so far. You're not blackout drunk, you fraud.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Grody posted:

Yes I remember back when gbs sucked hard

Hi OP, we should hang out and get drunk.

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

Fandyien posted:

you should use crack op

i appreciate your concern

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

Kelfeftaf posted:

All your answers have been coherent so far. You're not blackout drunk, you fraud.

give me a few minutes

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

Grody posted:

give me a few minutes

You might just want to stop drinking at this point. Blacking out isn't very good for you.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

OP i would be blackout drunk right now too except that i wisely chose to only buy a pint of vodka. the downside is i'm down to my last gulp right now, the upside is that i'm guaranteed not to make stupid comments or threads on SA tonight.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I'm also drinking and not even fcking drunk enough yet. are alcohol enemas as cool as they sound?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Prettz posted:

OP i would be blackout drunk right now too except that i wisely chose to only buy a pint of vodka. the downside is i'm down to my last gulp right now, the upside is that i'm guaranteed not to make stupid comments or threads on SA tonight.

lol your upside is already wrong so drink more

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

hemophilia posted:

I'm also drinking and not even fcking drunk enough yet. are alcohol enemas as cool as they sound?
it's extremely hard to actually do unless you own a funnel

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

jackyl posted:

lol your upside is already wrong so drink more
obviously you haven't read any of the posts i've made when i was blackout drunk. i've read a few of them, so i know.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Why lovely vodka?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
How long can you hold your head underwater in a toilet bowl, OP? Try it & report back with your best time.

Tad Naff
Jul 8, 2004

I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!
:backtowork:
Oh hi, I haven't done any felonies today but other than that I could probably join in ama

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Prettz posted:

obviously you haven't read any of the posts i've made when i was blackout drunk. i've read a few of them, so i know.

I'm sure I have but I was probably drunk too so I don't remeber them

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002



edit: the marijuana one being so limited annoys me, it has a very wide range of effects depending

Prettz fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Aug 15, 2014

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

Prettz posted:

OP i would be blackout drunk right now too except that i wisely chose to only buy a pint of vodka. the downside is i'm down to my last gulp right now, the upside is that i'm guaranteed not to make stupid comments or threads on SA tonight.

im sorry your missing out man

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

FeloniousDrunk posted:

Oh hi, I haven't done any felonies today but other than that I could probably join in ama

I've committed fifteen acts of premeditated murders today, AMA

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

Trixie Hardcore posted:

How long can you hold your head underwater in a toilet bowl, OP? Try it & report back with your best time.

filled with what? this is important

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

VendaGoat posted:

I've committed fifteen acts of premeditated murders today, AMA

huh

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

VendaGoat posted:

I've committed fifteen acts of premeditated murders today, AMA
hopefully they were all cops

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Trixie Hardcore posted:

How long can you hold your head underwater in a toilet bowl, OP? Try it & report back with your best time.

Yep, do this.

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

Prettz posted:

hopefully they were all cops

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Prettz posted:



edit: the marijuana one being so limited annoys me, it has a very wide range of effects depending

I've done most of these and it's all loving wrong anyway

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
tell us a secret you won't remember telling us op

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

hemophilia posted:

I've done most of these and it's all loving wrong anyway

yea shits fucjing weak homie

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Prettz posted:

hopefully they were all cops

Well, they were pigs. :shrug:

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