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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



holocaust bloopers posted:

When Kazaa rolled out, I thought porn had reached its summit.

This is what I'm talking about.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I remember being on AOL chatrooms and trading individual image files to see if you could get something new.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Oh god chat bots. That poo poo was nuts. I forgot all of the commands.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I remember being on AOL chatrooms and trading individual image files to see if you could get something new.

You don't still do this?

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Kazaa was cool because sometimes Big_Booty_girl_Sucks_dick.whatever was hot porn and sometimes it was a dude making GBS threads on a picture of a girl.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

pkells posted:

:nws: 60fps HD gifs are now a thing

(View on a computer for best results)
The future is now.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

britney_spears_aguilera_jennifer_love_hewitt_sextape.mov


god damnit fooled again! Midget pirate porn !

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Christoff posted:

britney_spears_aguilera_jennifer_love_hewitt_sextape.mov


god damnit fooled again! Midget pirate porn !
Fooled again my rear end, I'd have loved to get some midget pirate porn instead.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

gleep gloop posted:

Kazaa was cool because sometimes Big_Booty_girl_Sucks_dick.whatever was hot porn and sometimes it was a dude making GBS threads on a picture of a girl.

ugh, tribute porn. How far back does that search-making GBS threads madness go??

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


pkells posted:

:nws: 60fps HD gifs are now a thing

(View on a computer for best results)

This is life changing.

gleep gloop posted:

Kazaa was cool because sometimes Big_Booty_girl_Sucks_dick.whatever was hot porn and sometimes it was a dude making GBS threads on a picture of a girl.

The best version of Press your Luck ever.

Big money, big money, no wammy... STOP!


:stonk::fh:

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Genocide Tendency posted:

This is life changing.


The best version of Press your Luck ever.

Big money, big money, no wammy... STOP!


:stonk::fh:

Well you also had to worry about it being bestiality, gore, some garage band's music video, or child porn!

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
I remember when I was like 12 I downloaded "rough sex with hot brunette" or something and when it started it was a chick getting her head cut off.

I was fuckin' scarred.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Cole posted:

I remember when I was like 12 I downloaded "rough sex with hot brunette" or something and when it started it was a chick getting her head cut off.

I was fuckin' scarred.

No big loss. We're all dead inside now.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
thank gently caress for that




after working in that porn shop ages back, I'm pretty sure there's nothing out there that will shock or scar me in any way ever again. nothing like walking into work and being literally surrounded by rubber cocks.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Mr. Nice! posted:

I found some old porn files on an ipod that I downloaded off of some sharing program back in the early 2000s. That poo poo was gold back then and now I just smh at how lovely the quality is.

poo poo. I've got some old MPEGs from the 90s. If I can find a loving floppy drive I'll upload them somewhere.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Kazaa had some legit good Chasey Lain porn.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If9fC9aJd-U

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
:nws: http://imgur.com/a/g7vOz :nws:

This is an imgur album dedicated to a former star of 16 and Pregnant, featuring a marine in the most enlisted relationship ever.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

SEMPER FI

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus


iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

holocaust bloopers posted:

Kazaa had some legit good Chasey Lain porn.

About the only thing on the hard drive I was pissed I lost when my laptop 3 or 4 machines ago died.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
anyone remember sucker.exe? it would read newsfeeds for images with tags you specified. holy gently caress i grabbed some nasty poo poo doing that. :stonk:

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
Can we make it mandatory to string up every hosed up cop by their toes a la this most recent shooting in MO? This is less about #Justice4Trayvon and more about me not hearing every chuckle gently caress's opinion about the situation as if their voice mattered.

This recent shooting thing has caused every dumb social outlet to turn into some mindless chatter about "Well, yes ACAB, but when you said that looting is bad you are playing into the hands of every victim blaming trope that's been pushed out there."

gently caress me, nobody cares about the opinion of some dude in Illinois because he also has feelings about cops.

It's a race to see who can out-SJW each other, and the best way of ending that poo poo is by getting rid of the root cause: cops (or degrees in tumblr-ology).

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Fucitol posted:

Can we make it mandatory to string up every hosed up cop by their toes a la this most recent shooting in MO? This is less about #Justice4Trayvon and more about me not hearing every chuckle gently caress's opinion about the situation as if their voice mattered.

This recent shooting thing has caused every dumb social outlet to turn into some mindless chatter about "Well, yes ACAB, but when you said that looting is bad you are playing into the hands of every victim blaming trope that's been pushed out there."

gently caress me, nobody cares about the opinion of some dude in Illinois because he also has feelings about cops.

It's a race to see who can out-SJW each other, and the best way of ending that poo poo is by getting rid of the root cause: cops (or degrees in tumblr-ology).

3rd solution: stop visiting dumb social outlets and don't read/listen to any of that bullshit.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
4th: kill u are parents

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
5th: Every morning when you wake up, you put on a little make up

and I say a little prayer for you
I say a little prayer for yooooo-hooooooo

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Booblord Zagats posted:

5th: Every morning when you wake up, you put on a little make up

and I say a little prayer for you
I say a little prayer for yooooo-hooooooo

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

His name is Robert Paulson.
His name is Robert Paulson.
His name is Robert Paulson.
His name is Robert Paulson.
His name is Robert Paulson.
His name is Robert Paulson.
He has a great rack.
His name is Robert Paulson.
His name is Robert Paulson.
His name is Robert Paulson.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

He has a great rack.
He has a great rack.
He has a great rack.
He has a great rack.
He has a great rack.
He has a great rack.
He has a great rack.
He has a great rack.
He has a great rack.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:


He had a great rack.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I don't mean to kill the man boobs circlejerk here, but OAF has a piece up that kinda sums up a lot of what we're all thinking:

http://www.oafnation.com/musings-of-a-grey-man/2014/8/7/no-vcancya

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Hey cool my college VA rep just randomly decided to not file my deferment and I just lost half the classes on my old schedule because they're now full :thumbsup:

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

welcome to the real world.
no one cares that you served in the military, especially the VA.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
The movie You're Next is pretty good. It seems like a normal home invasion style movie but ends up with this hot australian chick insanely owning the killers. It's up on netflix if anyone is interested in that kind of thing.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Every single percentage point of my 100% disability rating was earned the hard way.

That said I loving 1000000000% support any and all advantages being taken by vets of the VA. If they give you a Planck length, don't slow down for a light year, space faggots.

The VA exists for us to abuse, focus our anger on, and to thin the weakest of our herd out in preparation for the quickening.

VA hospitals are the modern scarecrows dotting the states to keep the chimp in chief from having to get Amos to break up whatever well organized and trained movement pops up when the music stops and a lot of schizophrenic vets are left without a chair, or their scripts.

No justice boys, just us.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

God help Amos if they take away the scripts. You'd have an army of guys not afraid of the cops, the consequences, or death with essentially nothing to lose according the the consensus of voices in the screwed up microcosm of the universe they call of a brain.

RichieHimself
May 27, 2004

No way dude, she looks like Gargamel.

Fart Sandwiches posted:

The movie You're Next is pretty good. It seems like a normal home invasion style movie but ends up with this hot australian chick insanely owning the killers. It's up on netflix if anyone is interested in that kind of thing.

This is a good movie and definitely worth checking out. I saw it a few years ago when it premiered in Toronto and I really liked it, excellent combo of gore and some laughs.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

RichieHimself posted:

This is a good movie and definitely worth checking out. I saw it a few years ago when it premiered in Toronto and I really liked it, excellent combo of gore and some laughs.

And a hot chick being hot.

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
http://www.today.com/travel/we-salute-you-vacation-volunteers-team-veterans-1D80049636

quote:

That’s when he first invited two wounded warriors aboard “Hot Ruddered Bum,” his 42-foot fishing boat, for a 10-day fly-fishing excursion.

quote:

It's a trend known a patrio-tourism — spending part of your summer vacation giving back to the military community.

quote:

“Hot Ruddered Bum,”

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