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Fighter thrown out of the arena...  Has toady put in throwing creatures multiple z-levels in 2014, or was this always a distant possibility? Thanks for the guide, Jazzimus! Figured it was going to work something like that, bit it's nice to have confirmation. Definitely up to run some fights this week.
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Bene Elim posted:Fighter thrown out of the arena... I believe creatures and objects moving in projectile arcs was introduced in the 2012 update. Winning by ring out is pretty cool. I doubt it could happen without the huge size difference we saw there though. Tarezax fucked around with this message at 08:41 on Aug 15, 2014 |
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I'm not asking for much here. I just want to pulp one head. Just one. []Pulpy Van Winkle[/b] for Hammerer 2014! Y'know, I can't remember if a.) I ever used my adamantine gauntlets I won in tournament 1, and b.) if I did, if I wasn't allowed to use them forever. E: Also, that ring-out was incredible and I'm loving jelly.
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My only regret is that the kobold did not land into the lava, otherwise Moocules preformed beyond expectations.
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While we wait for the second round to start, congratulations to the following gamblers... Silverminnow, who is leading the betting standings after getting it right on a single all-in longshot bet. Pickled Tink, who went an amazing FIVE FOR FIVE betting in the first round. And our most sincere goondolences to... Goatface and Podima, who both had very unfortunate luck on the first round gambling boards, each going zero for four. I propose that just for this test tournament, we give them each an extra 750 dwarfbucks to bet with! But you can all override this decision... what say you? Friendly hint: Their newly-gotten funds will probably just end up back in your pockets anyway
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Aug 15, 2014 10:12
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I have once again put ALL OF MY DORFBUX on Daggum Polecats to win, so there's a big payout of 10 dorfbux waiting for whoever bets on the other team!
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Aug 15, 2014 10:38
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Jazzimus Prime posted:I propose that just for this test tournament, we give them each an extra 750 dwarfbucks to bet with! But you can all override this decision... what say you? I agree, it's something fun to do. I am in for commissioner so assign when ready. Edit: I went 0/3 on bets and have 10 dwarfbucks left too. How am I so bad at this betting thing. I should just start betting against Bad Munki's team. Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 12:40 on Aug 15, 2014 |
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Aug 15, 2014 11:37
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Jazzimus Prime posted:I propose that just for this test tournament, we give them each an extra 750 dwarfbucks to bet with! But you can all override this decision... what say you? Hear, hear! Their contributions to the collective pool should not go unrewarded!
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Aug 15, 2014 11:51
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Jazzimus Prime posted:I propose that just for this test tournament, we give them each an extra 750 dwarfbucks to bet with! As every good loan-shark knows, you need a steady supply of fresh fish to keep a racket turning.
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Aug 15, 2014 12:22
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I'm hyped to run some fights. This is an incredibly busy month for me but I'll make the time - who needs sleep?
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Aug 15, 2014 12:55
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 My betting strategy of picking my favorite names has failed me!
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Aug 15, 2014 13:07
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Jazzimus Prime posted:I propose that just for this test tournament, we give them each an extra 750 dwarfbucks to bet with! But you can all override this decision... what say you? Let's give them some dwarfbucks! It's more fun with more people betting anyway. I'm also debating running fights as I have a bunch of free time in at least the near future and it doesn't look too demanding. Silverminnow fucked around with this message at 13:15 on Aug 15, 2014 |
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Aug 15, 2014 13:11
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drat, 0 for 4. Guess I won't be using that coin again.
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Aug 15, 2014 13:31
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Spermy Smurf posted:Edit: I went 0/3 on bets and have 10 dwarfbucks left too. How am I so bad at this betting thing. I should just start betting against Bad Munki's team.
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Aug 15, 2014 13:36
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Jesus. I knew my Kobold was garbage, but that bad? Well, now I know for the official tournament: Don't be Small, be Mighty.
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Oh, I just realized it's Friday. I may not be able to run fights for a few days, so if you are assigning fights give me the last few or something please. I'll get to them on Monday.
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pun pundit posted:I have once again put ALL OF MY DORFBUX on Daggum Polecats to win, so there's a big payout of 10 dorfbux waiting for whoever bets on the other team! We at the Wild Animals are sorry for your wallet. 
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Aug 15, 2014 18:25
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King Cohort posted:We at the Wild Animals are sorry for your wallet. Some say that One-Eyed Willie should take a dive, but the serpent man will stand tall and defiant!
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Aug 15, 2014 21:54
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Mikorin is looking forward to taking more heads 
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Aug 15, 2014 22:01
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I had to put some money down on my own team to play the long odds. Come on guys, we can do it! You two need to protect me so that I can pick people to death!
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Aug 15, 2014 22:02
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Guys we can do this, I believe in the polecats. WE CAN DO SOMETHING
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Aug 15, 2014 23:14
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I'm glad glad this commissioner thing is getting off the ground. Jazzimus has a 100 dwarfbuck bet against our team. Can't trust that sort of money.
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Khisanth Magus posted:I had to put some money down on my own team to play the long odds. Come on guys, we can do it! You two need to protect me so that I can pick people to death! I WOULD IF THEY WOULD HOLD STILL FOR ME TO WRASSLE THEM 
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Podima and goatface, you should both have some dwarfbucks to bet with now. ZeeToo, Bene Elim, Spermy Smurf, and Maugrim, you should now see a Commissioners option on the site left panel.  For this next round, I'm proposing: ZeeToo runs fights 1 and 2 (i.e. the Boatmurdered Division fights) Maugrim runs fights 3 and 4 (i.e. the Gemclod Division fights) Spermy Smurf runs fights 5 and 6 (i.e. the Syrupleaf Division fights) Bene Elim runs fights 7 and 8 (i.e. the Bronzestabbed Division fights) Commissioners, are you all cool with that? we'll just assume Spermy Smurf is since he's probably already on a plane to the Bahamas or whatever for the weekend perpetulance posted:I'm glad this commissioner thing is getting off the ground. Jazzimus has a 100 dwarfbuck bet against our team. Can't trust that sort of money.  I have a policy of only betting on teams that haven't been bet on yet, in order to help get some real betting action going. It was nothing personal against you guys. 
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If for whatever reason the commissioners can't run their two fights I would be willing to. I won't do the Bronzestabbed division fights as my team is in it though. I imagine with multiple commissioners it doesn't really matter what order the fights are done?
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Silverminnow posted:If for whatever reason the commissioners can't run their two fights I would be willing to. I wont do the Bronzestabbed division fights as my team is in it though. Well, the site currently expects the fights to be run in a certain order, although there's no reason this needs to continue to be the case if I can update the back-end code to let commissioners choose a fight to run. Right now the site automatically selects the next fight for them.
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RUN ALL THE FIGHTS 
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Jazzimus Prime posted:Right now the site automatically selects the next fight for them. Ah okay. It just seems to make sense if you are assigning specific fights to specific commissioners to allow all of those fights to be run right away. This would help alleviate any lull in between fights caused by commissioners being unavailable for a few days or whatever.
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I'm good with running those. Shame we have to run them in order, I'm up for some arena bloodshed today.
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Bene Elim posted:I'm good with running those. Shame we have to run them in order, I'm up for some arena bloodshed today. How big a job would tweaking the back end to let Commissioners run as and when be?
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Aug 16, 2014 11:29
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I loving wish it was Bahamas. I am just working today and then family
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sounds good to me I'll work on getting both done over this weekend.
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Jazzimus Prime posted:Well, the site currently expects the fights to be run in a certain order, although there's no reason this needs to continue to be the case if I can update the back-end code to let commissioners choose a fight to run. Right now the site automatically selects the next fight for them. With multiple commissioners, letting them run concurrently seems logical.
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Thanks for the dorfbucks! I won't be able to bet till Sunday, but I'm sure there will be plenty of fights left for me to lose my money on!
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I have dispersed my money to the masses, in penance for Gary Barlow's tax crimes.
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I am done work and there aren't any fights to read. I feel like I am waiting for Vox. C'mon commissioners! The first fight includes Bad Munki so you don't even have to run it, just mark it as an embarrassing loss for his team and move on.
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Spermy Smurf posted:I am done work and there aren't any fights to read. I feel like I am waiting for Vox. C'mon commissioners! Hey, don't bring my team into this, I can lose well enough for all of us, thank you. 
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My bad, I misspoke. Mark it as an embarrassing loss for his team, blame it on him, then move on.
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Much better, thank you. Here, I'll just give a quick rundown of the fight: Teams start on opposing sides and charge at each other. Before any other fighters can meat, Knuckle Dragger is bitten on the head (which explodes) and picked up by the stump. The fighter holding him in his mouth begins to shake him around violently, causing his slade gauntlets to fling off in opposite directions. Said gauntlets slam into the heads of his team mates, causing them to instantly fall unconscious, at which point they are handily murdered in their sleep. Victory goes to The Wild Animals, 3-0.
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