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I like to really wind one up and let it fly. I'm not disgusting tho, I'll shield the world with my elbow. Nothing worse than some rear end in a top hat who holds in their sneezes or has little sneezes that sound like they're gonna have a god drat aneurysm. C/d
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Sneeze into a womans pussay
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Aug 15, 2014 13:26
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i worked with a guy who would amplify his sneezes by sorta yelling AHH CHOOO in hte middle of the sneeze and then everyone would roll their eyes later he got fired for stealing. loud sneezers are bad people
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Aug 15, 2014 13:30
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My roommate goes "ahh chuh" I go "ahhhhhhhhhh choooooo" like I'm going ssj
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Aug 15, 2014 13:33
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When I sneeze loud. Feels good.
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Aug 15, 2014 13:36
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gently caress tiny sneezers
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Aug 15, 2014 13:40
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I like to projectile poo poo when I sneeze. Right onto a sneeze guard
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Aug 15, 2014 13:42
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Loud sneezes are real men. Congrats on not being some metro-sexual pussy that sneezes like a girl-child.
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Aug 15, 2014 13:43
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I'm a tiny sneezer, also a massive human being and a small bart
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Aug 15, 2014 13:45
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huge, bone-rattling sneezes
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Aug 15, 2014 13:47
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i also come from a family of loud sneezers. feels good man. my friend's gf once started sneezing and i thought she was having a seizure. it was like "CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE CHEE..." really cute and high pitched. i had no idea what was going on.
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Aug 15, 2014 13:48
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lol if you stifle your sneezes, let that poo poo fly
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Aug 15, 2014 13:51
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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I just plucked some nose hairs and had about 20 sneezes within 3 minutes... feelin' a pretty nice afterglow right now
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Aug 15, 2014 13:51
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Sorry OP but you're dumb. Loud sneezes are the perfect way to let the entire office know "hey I'm a tremendous shithead and I crave even negative attention".
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Aug 15, 2014 13:57
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The BLT posted:Sorry OP but you're dumb. Loud sneezes are the perfect way to let the entire office know "hey I'm a tremendous shithead and I crave even negative attention". Does you're dick shrivel up every time you hear a real man sneeze?
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Aug 15, 2014 13:58
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Hobohemian posted:Does you're dick shrivel up every time you hear a real man sneeze?
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Aug 15, 2014 14:12
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I sneeze like motherfucket godzilla - it's all high pitched and weird at first and then it brings the bass but poo poo i just burped so loud the room was still vibrating after
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Aug 15, 2014 14:15
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you don't have to stifle your sneezes, just don't pronounce "ahh choo" as you do it and it wont sound obnoxious
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Aug 15, 2014 14:16
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sneezing is for pussies
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Aug 15, 2014 14:18
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How many times do you sneeze at a time? I wind up and let loose two swirling tempests of saliva and lung gravy. My sister does four and they sound like aaah*sknrt*shooooooo
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Aug 15, 2014 14:23
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texasmed posted:sneezing is for pussies no, that's called queefing
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Aug 15, 2014 14:24
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I had a gf a long time ago who would sneeze at least 5-7 times
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Aug 15, 2014 14:32
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I like to say "hat CHOOSers" when I sneeze
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Aug 15, 2014 14:34
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Me too bro. Every time I sneeze I scare the poo poo out of my dog. You'd think she'd get used to it by now but oh no
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Aug 15, 2014 14:39
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I like to honor people whose job it is to select headwear, when i sneeze
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Aug 15, 2014 14:41
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When I sneeze I like to do a thuum so I can be extra obnoxious and manly.
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Aug 15, 2014 14:45
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Loud and proud. Alpha that poo poo bro.
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Aug 15, 2014 14:46
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Children who shout, "Mommy! Look at me! Look what I'm doing!" grow up to be loud sneezers.
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I'm pretty loud and don't get how people can do that thing where they pinch their noses and just make a little snerfing noise. I tried that once and my sinuses almost exploded
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Aug 15, 2014 14:59
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:loud sneezers are bad people
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Skeleton Ape posted:I'm pretty loud and don't get how people can do that thing where they pinch their noses and just make a little snerfing noise. I tried that once and my sinuses almost exploded i tried to stifle a sneeze and poo poo hurt the back of my throat and my right ear felt like it almost blew out
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Aug 15, 2014 15:05
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I tried to stifle a sneeze once and skin started sloughing off my face and i farted out a djinn I just don't understand how people do it
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Aug 15, 2014 15:11
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stifling a sneeze isn't hard or painful if you know how to do it. it's also more polite and sanitary when you're indoors. when you're outside, let em fly, i guess, but don't be obnoxiously loud about it also, Shasta Orange Soda posted:loud sneezers are bad people BigBoss posted:Children who shout, "Mommy! Look at me! Look what I'm doing!" grow up to be loud sneezers.
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Aug 15, 2014 15:21
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LifeSizePotato posted:stifling a sneeze isn't hard or painful if you know how to do it. it's also more polite and sanitary when you're indoors. when you're outside, let em fly, i guess, but don't be obnoxiously loud about it How are you such a goddamn pussy?
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Aug 15, 2014 15:23
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I run around work with my dick out yelling "Its coming, its coming!" then I sneeze loudly out the eye of my dick. Quiet-sneezers or stifle-sneezers are loving poofters. Rapman the Cook fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Aug 15, 2014 |
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Aug 15, 2014 15:26
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Hobohemian posted:How are you such a goddamn pussy? you are what you eat 
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lol at the insecure man babies itt who think sneezing like a coked up howler monkey is how you assert your alpha male status
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Aug 15, 2014 15:32
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LifeSizePotato posted:lol at the insecure man babies itt who think sneezing like a coked up howler monkey is how you assert your alpha male status How else are you gonna do it in public without getting arrested
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Aug 15, 2014 15:34
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sneezing is loving worthless hitting your chest with your bricksized fists during storms is way more effective
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Stiflers are like the people who won't clear their throat and keep talking with that phlegmy voice cause of sanitation. Ironically they probably constantly spit up their saliva cause "I ain't swallowing that"
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