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I am prepared to vote for the legal murder day bill if we can attach my farm subsidy appropriation and my proclamation of June 15th as asparagus day.
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hi im a southern senator thats been in office approximately since the earths crust solidified and im going to spend my allotted speaking time trying real loving hard not to say friend of the family
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Aug 16, 2014 01:09
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admit it op how much is nbcuniversal paying you to post this
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Aug 16, 2014 01:10
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*makes a reasonable point* *gets shouted down*
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Look, like I like the ideas here, but I just feel like this might have a way of coming around and biting us in the rear end.
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paranoid randroid posted:hi im a southern senator thats been in office approximately since the earths crust solidified and im going to spend my allotted speaking time trying real loving hard not to say friend of the family
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Aug 16, 2014 01:11
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Perhaps the gentleman from North Dakota would care to disclose his ties to the balaclava and machete industries.
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Aug 16, 2014 01:12
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Why c-span specifically
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Badass posted:Why c-span specifically because if he said msnbc it would be to obvious and also unblieveable because nobody watch that poo poo
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Aug 16, 2014 01:13
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It's a great idea in my opinion
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Badass posted:Why c-span specifically because they televise congressional sessions and that is their main draw? what are you retarded
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Aug 16, 2014 01:13
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Lawman 0 posted:*makes a reasonable point*
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Aug 16, 2014 01:14
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I'm the random insane C-SPAN caller who gets to talk about a completely unrelated issue for minutes
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Aug 16, 2014 01:14
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Look, the Constitution's guarantee of the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness is not necessarily a guarantee of the right to life.
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Aug 16, 2014 01:14
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i yield the remainder of my time to my good friend the senator from texas who i not so secretly despise
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The president's executive order allowing VA hospitals to remain open to treat veterans wounded by Purge activities represents a gross violation of the separation of powers, trying to make an end run around the will of Congress and the American people to have a day where they can murder one another without interference by the nanny state. He thinks he's Caesar.
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Aug 16, 2014 01:15
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Ladies and Gentlemen, can't we all agree that we have been inspired, nay, forced into this by Honey Boo Boo and the Kardashians?
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Aug 16, 2014 01:16
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Wait, all laws? Wouldn't that make sodomy legal in Alabama? I can't even allowed that for a day.
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Aug 16, 2014 01:16
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My daddy was in politics and therefore, so am I. I look good in a suit. *senior colleague whispers in ear* Murder is good. I like it.
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Aug 16, 2014 01:16
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we must not allow uh *looks at notes* government overreach to continue uhhh stifling *looks at notes* *coughs* job growth and passing the uhhhhhh burden of *looks at notes* *looks for missing page* debt and overspending on to our children *makes stiff oratorical gesture* and our childrens children
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Aug 16, 2014 01:17
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look this bill has nothing to do with telling people what not to do like abortions, gay marriage, or healthcare so frankly as a libertarian i'm just not interested
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Aug 16, 2014 01:17
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Lol what are they gonna do about it, vote us out of a gerrymandered state?
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Aug 16, 2014 01:17
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wait someone's in the rafters... bah gawd its ted cruz! hes repelling onto the house floor and... yes! he has the speaker in a chokehold!
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Aug 16, 2014 01:19
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I'm the one staring off into space daydreaming about what I'm going to eat when this is over.
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Aug 16, 2014 01:20
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i'd like to hold the floor for a few years while i read the classic dr. seuss book "the cat in the hat" as slowly as humanly possible
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Aug 16, 2014 01:20
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Tired of all the crime in the USA? Let's consider The Purge! I can teach you how to murder men, women, children, puppies, even babies... LEGALLY! Once we kill everybody, there won't be any crime! Everyone wins!
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Aug 16, 2014 01:22
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By trying to change the topic of debate to my Purge Day Fortress and surrounding Moat, the Speaker is lowering himself to the base rhetoric of the politics of envy and class warfare.
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Aug 16, 2014 01:22
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I would just like to point out that this will probably lead to our Justices in the Supreme Court murdering each other every year.
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Aug 16, 2014 01:23
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Listen, Chad, we have to throw the death lobby a bone here with this one
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Aug 16, 2014 01:24
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How can we sure this bill isn't simply ploy by Big Murder?
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Aug 16, 2014 01:25
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The Droid posted:How can we sure this bill isn't simply ploy by Big Murder? You have my guarantee, I control the murder around here
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Aug 16, 2014 01:27
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*filibusters for 12 hours straight reading War & Peace until an Environmental Impact Report is done to judge the effect of the The Purge on the local bug life*
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Aug 16, 2014 01:27
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Look, we are all war criminals already.
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Aug 16, 2014 01:28
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honestly i prefer talking about this to considering any of the senate's proposals but maybe we could vote to repeal some stuff instead? you know what i'm talking about
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Aug 16, 2014 01:29
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hello i am mr. smith from frank capra's mr. smith goes to washington and i do not support this bil- oh my what are you doing with those knives oh no oh nooo
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Aug 16, 2014 01:30
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i move that we members of congress be exempt from the murderee bits but not the murderer bits, go mizzou
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Aug 16, 2014 01:33
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Look I am just saying every day is purge day for the police why don't we get any of the fun?
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Aug 16, 2014 01:34
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i'm confident in supporting this bill because of my numerous bodyguards i entrust with the safety of my life, my estate, and my vast piles of money invested into gold
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sluggo is mad posted:i move that we members of congress be exempt from the murderee bits but not the murderer bits, go mizzou brb texting a hot tip to matt drudge about congressional exemptions from OBAMAPURGE
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*comes in dressed like an extra from the road warrior* wait you mean we haven't started yet?
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