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Who is leaving Summerslam as WWE Champion?
John Cena
Brock Lensnar
Seth Rollins
Me, Michael Tarver
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Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

I don't think anything makes me so simultaneously happy and depressed as the pop Ziggler gets every time he comes out.

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NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
gif Gator Barking Slater please.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Maxwell Lord posted:

Titus exists!

Darren Young still MIA. :smith:

Still hurt I think.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Cut him loose, Heath, he's holding you back!

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Slater Gater nooooo

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
Slater is so disappointed at his partner's losing ways!

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Why can't you be a winner like Heath, Titus?

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Is Sandow on this episode

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BREAK THE WALLS DEP!

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
You better make that U.K. network launch smooth WWE, J-ru needs his fix!

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'LL GET WITH CHRIS JERICHO.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

NowonSA posted:

You better make that U.K. network launch smooth WWE, J-ru needs his fix!

I'm in one of the other 170 countries that already have the network :D

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


I'm not sure how I feel about Bald Henry.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
No matter how many times I see Mark Henry's entrance that part where he just stands there for a second so you can read what his shirt says always makes me feel that someone will indeed get their rear end kicked.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
Fun fact, at the live show there was a pretty bad Mark Henry/Luke Harper singles match first, and then it led to Henry/Show vs. Wyatts.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Team Ryback with Mark Henry, call the team The World's Biggest Guy.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Renaissance Spam posted:

I'm not sure how I feel about Bald Henry.

I find the answer is generally "Intimidated"

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

DingoSlasher posted:

No matter how many times I see Mark Henry's entrance that part where he just stands there for a second so you can read what his shirt says always makes me feel that someone will indeed get their rear end kicked.

It helps that he has the best entrance music.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

Jerusalem posted:

I'm in one of the other 170 countries that already have the network :D

Oh good, I was sure you were in the U.K. Congrats then! See you in the Dr. Who thread soon too when the new season starts!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Why do they insist on keeping that kid singing :cripes:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Please do away with that kid singing.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
That kid singing is soooooooo bad and out of place holy god.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
gently caress me, that kid can't sing. It's flat then sharp and the vibrato, oh god the vibrato...

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
The entrance music people have honestly been asleep at the wheel for a bit now. I think Wyatt's own entrance theme was the last good one.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

pressedbunny posted:

gently caress me, that kid can't sing. It's flat then sharp and the vibrato, oh god the vibrato...

It has to be some higher up's kid or something.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

BigRed0427 posted:

:gonk: I took my first suplex last night, I can't imagine doing that on the floor.

You too can learn to properly fall off a ladder 20 feet in the air from Bubba Ray and Devon Dudley at the Team 3D Academy in scenic Orlando, Florida

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Sexual Chocolate chants! This is a great crowd.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
The kid's singing doesn't bother me much, but then I don't listen to much music and am generally pretty tone deaf.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Luigi Thirty posted:

You too can learn to properly fall off a ladder 20 feet in the air from Bubba Ray and Devon Dudley at the Team 3D Academy in scenic Orlando, Florida

*all entrants must sign standard death & dismemberment waiver

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Maxwell Lord posted:

The entrance music people have honestly been asleep at the wheel for a bit now. I think Wyatt's own entrance theme was the last good one.

Ambrose :dealwithit:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I like the taste of 5 hour energy. I'm all "boy I'm glad I spent $5 on this tiny bottle of liquid" so I convince myself it at least tastes good.

Edit: Call now and get a free calculator. It's right at least 40% of the time!

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Thanks for the Tag Team match Corporate Kane, Teddy would be proud.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Wait, Teddy Long doesn't work here any more. How did this happen?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

jscolon2.0 posted:

Wait, Teddy Long doesn't work here any more. How did this happen?

THE CORPORATE DEMON KANE PLAYA!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

jscolon2.0 posted:

Wait, Teddy Long doesn't work here any more. How did this happen?

If Teddy was there, this would be the main event and it would be a six mag tag with Jericho and Bray also involved.

And it would be wonderful :shobon:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

jscolon2.0 posted:

Wait, Teddy Long doesn't work here any more. How did this happen?

His head finally turned completely into a peanut and they had to fire him because Orton is allergic.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
The World's Strongest Knockout

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
That's actually a pretty cool double-finisher.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


What did I miss? Anything earth shattering?

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pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
The World's Jolliest Team.

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