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killaer
Aug 4, 2007
*Unemployment
*Racism
*Health Care Bills
*How do I Interact with people with respect?
*How do I improve my cooking?
*How do I pull more sluts?
*How do I stay faithful?>
*how do I lose my virginity?
*what should I buy for college?
*why am I not funny?
*How do you hit on girls at a bar?
*How can I stop posting so bad?
*Why are men taught to hide their emotions?
*I like to gently caress girls but I cant get to the critical point; im not a 'closer'

*people seem likt they have a really easy time with things, but I struggle. Why? Why cant the world be given to me on a platter?
*shuld I go to the gym more
*how do I get rid of my moobs
*how do I stop poo poo posting



Whats up guys. Im getting pretty loving drunk. Sorry if this isnt entertaining, Im just trying to mix it up. Please post your real world problems, serious vulnerable poo poo only. You can pass it off as "ironic" to ward off the sting.



Im gay as gently caress

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Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

No.

killaer
Aug 4, 2007

please

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

killaer more like should be killed irl

killaer
Aug 4, 2007

a hole-y ghost posted:

killaer more like should be killed irl

Im drunk

killaer
Aug 4, 2007

a hole-y ghost posted:

killaer more like should be killed irl

What would you do in my position?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

killaer posted:

What would you do in my position?
lock youer doors and steel your self for the inevitable

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
Just post your real world problems and let us examine and make fun of them.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
ask god for blessings

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

All my problems are on the internet and they're posting in this thread

Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO

killaer posted:

*Unemployment
*Racism
*Health Care Bills
*How do I Interact with people with respect?
*How do I improve my cooking?
*How do I pull more sluts?
*How do I stay faithful?>
*how do I lose my virginity?
*what should I buy for college?
*why am I not funny?
*How do you hit on girls at a bar?
*How can I stop posting so bad?
*Why are men taught to hide their emotions?
*I like to gently caress girls but I cant get to the critical point; im not a 'closer'

*people seem likt they have a really easy time with things, but I struggle. Why? Why cant the world be given to me on a platter?
*shuld I go to the gym more
*how do I get rid of my moobs
*how do I stop poo poo posting



Whats up guys. Im getting pretty loving drunk. Sorry if this isnt entertaining, Im just trying to mix it up. Please post your real world problems, serious vulnerable poo poo only. You can pass it off as "ironic" to ward off the sting.



Im gay as gently caress

^^ real worl porblem

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

*Cant find a good 90's mix compilation to download since they all seem to be omitting like half of the "Good" songs ya know??

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
My periods is 30 years late.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
*OP

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
Dick don't gently caress

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



went to the bank to get money and one of the twenty dollar bills was previously used and I actually had to request they change it for a new one which took about ten seconds

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
All balls no cock :smith:

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
chick fil a closed on sunday :smith:

catpowerd
Jan 9, 2008

swinging your guitar around
Cause they wanted to hear that meow
My rear end fell out.

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe
registered collegecuckfest.com, can't resell

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
its raining here today and it sucks

also isis is like cutting heads off people and there's always africa and the rapestorms in india

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Sometimes I hallucinate barely-audible music into white noise. Right now the aircon is giving me some sort of hideous nu-metal vibe. Earlier on the fridge compressor was going and it was like some early seventies hippie kinda stuff.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

my problem is im playing metal gear solid for the first time and its really hard! the controls are very not good

catpowerd
Jan 9, 2008

swinging your guitar around
Cause they wanted to hear that meow

chaosbreather posted:

my problem is im playing metal gear solid for the first time and its really hard! the controls are very not good

Keep trying. You will get used to them.

Squidbeak
Jul 24, 2007

Com Truise
we're all hosed and whomever isn't drinking/smoking/shooting/snorting away to oblivion right now.

it's only a matter of loving time

just kidding D.A.R.E. don't copy that floppy stay in school kids

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

chaosbreather posted:

my problem is im playing metal gear solid for the first time and its really hard! the controls are very not good
it's worth toughing through them

Squidbeak
Jul 24, 2007

Com Truise

catpowerd posted:

Keep trying. You will get used to them.

this man speaks truth

stick with it it's worth it

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
OP post 7 more threads and I'll come clean for you

Corvus corone
Oct 14, 2012

killaer posted:

Im drunk

you are crazy.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

mgs status update, i have to steal a mine detector out of a stupid office on the second floor of the tank hangar but the guards are being realll jerks about it and there's this security camera on the stairwell that snake feels like just dancing in front of while i'm trying to have him move quickly past it. i mean, it was an issue before i beat revolver ocelot (which took like six loving hours before i realised i could C4 his butt, yay for me), but all the moving pieces means at least one thing fucks up every time

on the plus side i love the music, voice acting, constant sexual innuendo, intensely detailed technical exposition, the way the cigs actually make your health go down while you smoke them and the game over screen which i get to see a lot

i just don't understand why they didn't realise there's a whole other stick there you could have put aiming or camera control on. if they remade this with two stick shooter controls it would be amazing. i guess i should bring it up with hideo next week

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Shithouse Dave posted:

Sometimes I hallucinate barely-audible music into white noise. Right now the aircon is giving me some sort of hideous nu-metal vibe. Earlier on the fridge compressor was going and it was like some early seventies hippie kinda stuff.

I get this often yeah

walked around the apartment for a half hour or so the other day trying to determine the source of some music I heard; turned down all speakers, checked all tablets/phones in the house- it was auditory hallucination from the A/C unit right outside my back door

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i played metal gear solid on the pc. real good poo poo

I tried playing MGS2 as well but i never finished it. Way too boring

Then I didn't play any more metal gear solid games until Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, which was very silly and a lot of fun

Zzulu fucked around with this message at 11:24 on Aug 16, 2014

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

burned my tongue and now im not sure if im fully enjoying the things i eat

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
my pants always rip at the taint

e: it's like, i'm not even doing much with that taint

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
gently caress you OP you can't mess with my head!

there's no such thing as the "real world"

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I'm hungry as heck right now and that's a p real problem

Sinding Johansson
Dec 1, 2006
STARVED FOR ATTENTION

Christmas Present posted:

I get this often yeah

walked around the apartment for a half hour or so the other day trying to determine the source of some music I heard; turned down all speakers, checked all tablets/phones in the house- it was auditory hallucination from the A/C unit right outside my back door

I get this too! What substances did you abuse?

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Heartbroken 2Twice posted:

my pants always rip at the taint

e: it's like, i'm not even doing much with that taint

Everyone should do more with the taint.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Sinding Johansson posted:

I get this too! What substances did you abuse?

acid and psilocybin and cigarettes mostly though it's been years since I've had the first two

it's probably the cigarettes

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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

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